Chapter 7: New Universe New Rules

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, DBZ is owned by funimation, Toei animation, Fugi TV and Akira Toriyama, Sonic is owned by SEGA, Disgaea is owned by NIS/NIS America, MLP is owned by Hasbro and the Hub, Kingdom Hearts is owned by Disney and square Enix, and finally Doctor who is owned by BBC Steven Moffet. This is a kinda selfish self insert so trolls and critics do your worst. P.S I'm making this up as I go along so if anyone reviews please tell me about my poltholes also I'm a kid so spelling mistakes are going to be everywhere P.P.S there will be anime cameos. P.P.P.S not going to reveal much about myself so the wrong don't people get to me. Italics=thinking.

With a flash we were in a house covered in dresses. It was night time and Luna's moon was high in the sky shining with the refection of the sun and stars were arranged in patters to intricate to describe but were a work of art which spanned the sky "where are we and what the hell am I?" Naruto shouted dazed to begin with showing obvious signs of shock and confusion. He looked like a colt of yellow and orange and his mane was also yellow and slightly spiky. His tail was rather peculiar because it was separated into 9 pieces by some unknown force most likely due to the demon fox Kuruma being inside of him. His cutie mark showed a Rasengan which had a small version of the seal he had placed on him by his father in the center. Funnily he was also an alicorn which was defiantly going to cause an uproar if the general public saw him. "Calm down its okay we are all like this, see." I looked round and saw what Sasuke looked like a blue colt who was also an alicorn who was still on the ground trying to get on his new hooves. His mane looked just like his hair did when he was human with it being just slightly longer at the back. He had his families fan symbol on his flank which was on top of his Sharingan. His tail was ruffled being black and gray in colour which suited him slightly.

Next were Rock Lee and Guy who looked almost the same except that Guy was taller and had a different cutie mark Guy's being a training doll and Lee's being a bottle of elixir (I wonder why) both were green with bowl cut manes and short tails and both being alicorns although given Lees luck he probably won't be able to use magic. Kakashi was the weirdest, as he still had clothing on, although it was only a mask. Or maybe two as he has a slightly lighter mask underneath the first usually. His entire body was grey and his cutie mark was a puff of smoke which seemed to hide something behind it. His mane still had the windblown look that it always did and was still spiky. His face was still scared and you could see his Sharingan easily and like everyone else had a pair of wings and a horn.

Gaara seemed the least bewildered by this turn of events being on his peach coloured hooves almost instantly. His mane was spiky and red with a horn sticking out, looking a lot like Naruto's mane, and his cutie mark was the symbol he usually had on his forehead with his wings being folded just above it. His tail was completely flat and was rather sandy in complexion. "Yes Zen what are we?" Gaara stated completely accusing me of this for which he was partially right. "You were the one who brought us here, so why have we turned into these horse-like things? Or do you not have an explanation?" Neji said, his mane just drooping down from the sides of his head and with his ninja band gone you could easily see his mark placed on him from the main family which was also his cutie mark which was surrounded by his eight trigrams effect. His ponytail had gone from his head to his tail which made it so easy to make puns with. His eyes were still white and his head also had a horn with a pair of wings belonging to the sides of his body.

"Oh I can explain this easily" Discord said appearing in a flash "but first of all you need to explain this to her" Discord pointed to Sweetie Belle one of the cutie mark crusaders who was looking for her special talent which almost everybrony in the world probably knew. "What are you all doing here?" she said trying to seem imposing but it didn't work "calm down little filly, we are not going to rob this place. We just need to speak to your sister Rarity for a few minutes about important business." "Wait a minute, are you all alicorns?!" Sweetie Belle said very excitedly to which Guy replied "ali-whats?" because he had never heard the term before. "A race of ponies which can fly and use magic" I quickly stated causing everyone to look at me strangely except Gaara, who seemed to be smiling for one reason or another.

After the slightly embarrassing moment I was escorted by Sweetie Belle to Rarity's design room and I could hear the sound of fabric moving and sewing machines, probably because Rarity was pulling an all nighter to help fulfill a request. Sweetie Belle opened the door to see Rarity creating and finishing a masterpiece with silk flowing from the bottom of the dress that shined in the light in the room. "Sweetie Belle what did I tell you about interrupting me when I'm busy" Rarity said before coming towards us and simply gasping before she said "Alicorns! But I thought that only the princesses were alicorns! I am honoured that you fine colts and stallions came here, now what would you like for me to make? Ballroom clothes or maybe an exquisite suit of some sort it will of course be all complementary." "No thank you I'm actually here for you to make something along the lines of this." With that I pulled out a fedora which I had gotten from my own universe just before we came in to the room by using magic to create imaginary fingers to snap. This would allow me and the others to perform our jutsus later on although I would probably have to explain this to the others later. "This is a fedora a hat commonly worn where we come from and as you can see it's a bit tattered would you be so kind as to fix this and maybe make some others for my friends here." "Of course darling let me just get my equipment prepared."

After a couple of minutes rarity had already been able to repair my hat and said "you know, this could go well with my new stallion line. Do you mind if I might use it." "Of course but first off you need to know something about why I want you to make these hats, you see we aren't from this universe and we can prove it, Discord could you please show yourself." And with another flash Discord appeared and stated "you really like pestering me when you want something explained, why not just experiment and see what happens yourself?" Rarity took a defensive stance "Discord, what is he doing with you?" "Oh excuse me but I made this young man's dream come true as part of my daily good deed set by Celestia. So don't think that just because I faked an illness that I'm lying trough my teeth now because this young man is my proof."

With that I wondered what he was talking about and then remembered that I still need to know about the rest of this land and so must watch the rest of season 4 before coming here otherwise when certain traditions like winter wrap up come round I won't be able to help. Quickly I went back to my own universe to gather the knowledge about this universe. With a flash of light I was back to my home for half a year to gather my info and come back to know what was going on. Rarity and the others were exactly where they had been when I left and the conversation continued with me trying to remember what I said 6 months ago. "Anyway I just don't want us to cause an uproar because we are all alicorns so these hats need to be made" a bit confused Rarity agreed trying to make sense of all of this. "Why don't you rest downstairs until tomorrow and I will have everything done for you by then."

When we woke up the next day from our night of sleeping on a floor (which was actually rather comfortable) we went to Rarity's design room to see 8 black fedoras with a note just in front of the pile that said "thank you for visiting my boutique, it was a pleasure making those hats. Yours, Rarity" "now each of you need to collect a hat and place it on your head to cover your horn as we will be going into town today." "How?" Naruto questioned "we don't have fingers" "simple, just pick it up with your hoof and place it on your head, like this" I responded picking the hat up with ease "just place one of your hooves onto it and then try to grip, it's funny how it works, isn't it?" "Oh and just to let you know, if you want to do jutsus just imagine a pair of hands doing the movement and it should work." Right after the explanation everyone basically got what to do. "First of all we need to find some certain ponies, now where is Lyra's place she needs to know about humans."

What do you guys think of this chapter please review and fav. Also I know that people hate self inserts but the thing is this story is basically to see if I can accomplish something like a fanfiction and I can't make OCs because I'm not that good at creating characters so if you want to hate just because I'm trying to do something creative I'm fine with that because I know that I will never be that popular when it comes to writing and stuff like that. Anyway time for power levels

Rarity: 950

Sweetie Belle: 200

To those of you saying they should be weaker I say horses are naturally a lot stronger than humans and they have magic. The next piece of fanwork is Past Sins a fanfiction which really pulls on the heartstrings which tells the story of a filly nightmare moon and if you don't like reading long stories then you can listen to the readings on YouTube. GokuRarity19 out