Anti-Bugs Bunny Alliance Ch11
A/N: The last chapter was all serious and had no humour whatsoever, but this chapter will be a lot more comedic, I promise. The story still isn't going to be all laughs, there's still going to be lots of serious and unfunny parts in this story, but not to the degree of the last chapter. I hope the move back and forth between comedy and drama, isn't too much of a mood whiplash, but I'm going for a more serious and edgier story, while at the same time trying to keep some resemblance of the old Looney Tunes comedy. R and R
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.
Doom pushed Bugs into the next room with Daffy and the finally took off their shackles, but only to replace them with one extra long pair of handcuffs that bonded them both together.
Judge Doom: Now gentlemen, it should go without saying that this is a very important day in deciding your fate and I wish you both good luck.
Daffy: Yeah right, like you don't know thisth trial'sth rigged.
The Judge punched Daffy, who slumped down till Bugs caught him and brought him back up to his feet.
Daffy: Your Disthpicable.
Judge: For you information Daffy, this trial is not rigged as you would put it. I assure you both, that this jury will be deciding your fate on their own free will.
The Judge said, motioning to the villains that made up the "jury".
Bugs: That's reassuring.
All the villains exited the room, but left the guards to look after the toons as they set up the "court room" .
Daffy: Well thisth isth justh great, we're going to have a nicthe "fair trial" then they're going to kill usth! Bugsth, don't you think thisth isth all fucked up, or what? Bugs?
He turned to Bugs, who just stood there with an angry look on his face.
Daffy: Oh come on Bugsth, I sthaid I wasth sorry. What more do you want?
Bugs continued to just stand there silently, right about now he just didn't want to hear it.
Daffy: Bugsth, do you want me to beg you or sthomthing? Okay, I'm sthorry I got usth into thisth messth. You happy now?
He waited a minute for the rabbit to respond, but he didn't.
Daffy: Oh come on already, will you justh stop standing there all hateful and atleastht try to pretened you forgive me, stho we can get the hell out of here already?! It'sth not like thisth isthn't your fault too!
Bugs turned to the duck with an irritated look on his face, and he starred his old friend down.
Daffy: Hahaha Bugsth, I'm justh joking with you. You….. you can take all the time you need buddy, no rush.
Daffy started to back up as far, as he could with them being handcuffed together. For just a minute there, it looked like he was about to tackle the duck to the floor, but decided to just stand there silently. So they just stood there uncomfortably, waiting for the villains to finish whatever they had waiting for them, as much as they didn't want to really know how they planned on executing them, but even that was starting to sound better than just standing there in this uncomfortable silence.
After what seemed like hours, the villains were finally done putting the finishing touches on the " court room". Bugs and Daffy were shoved out of the door and into an open space surrounded, by the huge stacks of crates that formed a semi circular wall around them. The "wall" towered over them, with the only exit being three large doors that were blocked by metal gates, on the very top of the wall stood a large walkway, where all the villains stood overlooking the two.
Judge Doom: Welcome gentlemen, the court is now in session. Jury, what is your verdict?
"Jury": Guilty!
Daffy: Welp, that lasthed longer than I thought it would.
As much as Bugs didn't want to let Daffy see it right now, he let out a small smirk at his comment. Even now, the rabbit had retained some of his old humor. But that didn't last long, the sound of the judge's cane hitting the floor quickly snapped him back to reality, and he quickly got a chill down his spine, as the judge gave them both an evil look. He snapped his fingers and two of his weasel henchmen pulled up a chair with buttons on the armrest and wires coming out the back.
Judge Doom: I hereby sentence both of you to… a very slow and painful death. If you have any last words to say to the court, now would be the time.
Daffy: Go to hell! You disthpicable bastard!
For once in his life, Bugs had nothing to say. No witty remark, or comedicly exaggerated reaction, or even one last good wise crack. He just gave the judge a serious look that said it all, and to think he and everyone else thought he'd go out taunting his enemy and making every wise crack in the book, if he ever went out at all, some were starting to think he'd become a true legend that never die, some even mistook him for the very spirit of comedy that no one could ever harm. But right now however…. that seemed like a stretch to say the least.
Judge Doom: Very well, lets begin, shall we?
The Judge pressed one of the buttons on the side of his chair, causing one of the three door to open. In the darkness inside the door, there stood the silhouette of huge man who began to walk into the light. The Judge nodded at Sam, who instantly appeared in a white and black striped re perry shirt. Sam picked up a microphone and stood up in front of everybody.
Sam: Ladies and gentlemen, animals and men, worthless varmints and… uh screw it. Lets kill these good for nothing fucking varmints!
The large man in the door stepped into the "court", revealing a giant, with a shaved head and angry-looking face.
Sam: I give you THE CRUSHER! Former heavyweight wrestling champion of the world, up until his belt was stolen by a certain annoying rabbit, that unfairly tricked him into running head first into a steel bolt and throwing a stick of dynamite straight into his face!
The Crusher looked at the rabbit and growled. Bugs gulped as the mountain of a man ran straight at them. The duck and the rabbit quickly tried to split up, but the handcuffs on their wrist pulled them back together, just as the man was about hit them.
Daffy: Mother.
The huge man slammed right into both of them, crushing them with his enormous weight. The Crusher gave a sadistic smile, as the flattened duck and rabbit reinflated. The man grabbed the handcuffs around both of their wrist, and then proceeded to slam them repeatedly against the ground. The two struggled to get free, as the giant flung them around the arena, like they were rag dolls. The man finished by jumping in the air with them in hand, then slamming them right into the ground as he landed and then gave Bugs a pile driver to the back and punching him in the back of the head. As the two toons groaned in pain, The Crusher stood waving his hands in the air like he'd just won his title back, and several of the villains cheered him on, throwing roses down where he stood.
Sam: Hahahahaha! now for our next event folks, your honerbleship sir, if you would be so kind. Sam said, taking off his hat and holding it to his chest.
Doom pressed another button on his chair, which caused a second door to open.
Out of the darkness of the second door, a huge black bull with blood-red eyes stepped out, blowing hot air out of its snout, he angrily looked at rabbit ready to charge.
Sam: Now I give you….. Torro! the toughest bull in all of Spain! Who was unjustly defeated by a certain rabbit dressed as a bullfighter. hahaha
Now, both Torro and The Crusher stood on either side of the two, both of them were ready to pulverize the pair. Bugs and Daffy both looked around them, it didn't look good to say the least. There was nowhere to hide and they were surrounded on both sides, but Bugs even now not the one to be outsmarted too easily, managed to think of something, he was ashamed he didn't think of earlier.
The brutes both charged them at once, as Daffy folded his hand and started praying with a golden halo appearing above his head, while Bugs gave out a confident smirk. At the very last second, the rabbit dived into the ground, pulling the duck with him, as the two beast hit each other head on, leaving them dazed and wobbling on their feet. Bugs' quick thinking managed to save them for a second, but he soon hit a solid wall of concrete, that was barely down far enough to hide their bodies. As the rabbit recovered from the impact, Daffy emerged out of the ground, pulling his friend up with him.
Daffy: Well rabbit, you got any more bright ideasth?
Daffy asked as he brushed some of the dirt off his feathers, but before the rabbit could say a single word, The Crusher grabbed them both by the neck and lifted them up to eye level. He snarled at them while grinding his teeth, as the Toro ready for another charge. Then, Daffy remembered the small pistol Doom left him in their cell. As The Crusher tightened his grip, the duck pulled the small deranger out of his feathers and fired it into the giant's foot.
Crusher: Oooooouuuuuhhhhhh!
The wrestler cried in agony, as the dip laced bullet burned his foot from the inside. Now, as the huge black bull behind them began to charge, the two quickly jumped into the opposite direction as far as they could. While The Crusher started to limp towards them, the bull ran straight into the man's stomach, sending him flying into the wall, as the bull tripped on the metal chain separating the duo. Toro flew straight into the man's face, before dropping to the floor.
The wrestler slowly pilled off the wall, revealing his bruised up face and missing teeth. The man got back up to his feet and gave the bull a furious gaze, as Toro backed up nervously. The gigantic man lunged at the bull, who tried to run but it was too late. The wrestler got a hold of the bull and threw him into the arena walls, the walls shook as the bull was embedded into them.
While the giant was dealing with the bull, Bugs had dug a small trench between him and the man, just in time for The Crusher to charge at them again. The man tripped on the trench, that sent him hurling right into the exact spot he flung the bull into, before falling hard into the ground. He tried to get back on his feet, but Toro fell right on his back, causing the wrestler to shout in pain as the large bull crushed The Crusher's spine.
Back on the top of the wall, Doom shook his head in disgrace at the failure of the two, because he knew they couldn't have ever won, but he at the very least expected more from them than that.
Judge Doom: Mr. Fudd! go tell the everyone it's time to go, and while you're at it, tell my peacekeepers to bring up the boxes, they know which ones.
Elmer nodded his head nervously, as he went off to do what he was told.
Judge Doom: Okay you abominations, you think you can just insult me like this? Well then, it looks like I am just going to have to call in some reinforcements.
The judge smirked as he pressed the button on his chair, followed by the opening of the third door.