Chapter 9: wibbly wobbly timey wimey

A/N: sorry it took so long school and stuff got in the way even through the holidays blasted homework.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, DBZ is owned by funimation, Toei animation, Fugi TV and Akira Toriyama, Sonic is owned by SEGA, Disgaea is owned by NIS/NIS America, MLP is owned by Hasbro and the Hub, Kingdom Hearts is owned by Disney and square Enix, and finally Doctor who is owned by BBC Steven Moffet. This is a kinda selfish self insert so trolls and critics do your worst. P.S I'm making this up as I go along so if anyone reviews please tell me about my poltholes also I'm a kid so spelling mistakes are going to be everywhere P.P.S there will be anime cameos. P.P.P.S not going to reveal much about myself so the wrong don't people get to me. Italics=thinking.

Lee's POV

"You know guys while were walking can any of you explain what that small purple thing was next to Twilight" I asked curious about what it could be. "A baby dragon that hasn't grown its wings yet" Gaara replied, which made me wonder how he knew that information. Soon we got to the barn which had a few apples applied to the door and other places. There were some ponies working on the fields besides one who was coming towards Guy sensei and said "Y'all must be the new work ponies Pinkie Pie said would be coming over, I recognize y'all because of them hats that she mentioned." "Well, we're here for the job because we need the money" Guy sensei replied. "Doesn't everyone?" she said. "All right then each tree you buck earns you one bit all you have to do is get behind a tree and hit as hard as you can then keep them in these here baskets, any questions?" the yellow haired pony asked. "Can Guy sensei and I get some training weights? We're trying to get stronger to save our village" I blurted out accidentally which got me a weird look from the blond mare "how much weight?" She replied "300 Kilos for each leg" which got me a reaction I expected "wait what?" "Don't worry he has done stuff like this before." Guy sensei replied setting her at ease "My name's Applejack, by the way. Sorry for not telling y'all earlier." With that we got to work.

My POV

"Well Twilight, it seems that even after just an hour with you I can already levitate books but where to place them is an entirely different story." I said, trying to figure out and remember where the hell these books go. "You know what helps me remember? I read the book and then place it where it needs to go so if I feel confused as to where to place them I just remember a couple of pages and place the book where I remember where the pages go." Twilight said in her usual study hard attitude "but it could take weeks before I can read all of these books unless..." "Unless what?" "Do you happen to know a pony going by the name the Doctor? He usually travels with somepony named Ditzy Doo" I asked. Knowing my Doctor Who knowledge would come in handy when it comes to reading "yeah he is usually located around a weird blue box next to the clock tower. Just head north of the library, but why would you want to meet him?" Twilight wondered obviously confused.

So I headed out to find one of my heroes of television, the time lord from Galifray the Doctor. His help would be invaluable because of his supreme intelligent and how he will try to save everyone he can no matter how misguided or deranged they may be. Within a few minutes I had found that blue box that's bigger on the inside allowing him to travel threw time with his companions.

Knocking on the door with my hoof the door opened immediately with a brown stallion and a grey cross eyed mare coming out. "Ditzy did you tell anyone about this time travel stuff?" "No doctor I never told anypony about this" "ha ha ha oh that still cracks me up every time anyway why are you here? Are you some kind of shape shifter? Are you using a perception filter? No no your just normal nice hat by the way I used to wear one just like that but that was long ago." Said the doctor allowing me to finally get a word in edgewise "you have no idea how wrong you are doctor first let me say that I'm a huge fan of your adventures through time and space in the TARDIS second have you ever had the pleasure of meeting Discord, well when he's not evil that is." Suddenly as if on cue Discord appeared saying "hello everypony-" "everypony pwth ha ha" the Doctor sniggered "Anyway as I'm sure your aware Doctor there are an infinite number of universes and each are different and I'm also sure your aware that this universe in lots of others is actually a TV show and since I'm almost all powerful I granted this young fellow the ability to travel between universes" said Discord.

Almost instantly the doctor replied saying although rather loudly "but that's impossible the rift would destroy anything that tries to get through, although there are certain cases where that isn't true. I mean, that's how I got here but a pony can't do that as I said before it's impossible." "Hellooo I'm Discord I can do what I want when I want well almost anything, anyway it's all safe no damage to the universes at all and the holes patch themselves up so no need to fret about it well unless you want to then all I would have to do is snap my claw or paw and everything goes crazy." The doctor responded quickly with "noooooooooo I believe you just don't do that, what do you want from me?" To which I replied "all I want to do is become a friend maybe chat about your adventures and gets some help from a copy of you in my head." "Well he's clearly a bit wacky although so am I but that's beside the point. Care to explain this me in your head thing?"

With that the exposition about Naruto and the friend seal and how it would help with the problem of library duties. "First of all Naruto as in the anime Naruto as in rasengan, tailed beast, Naruto meaning he, Lee and others are here for real well this is interesting, and you're all alicorns because that is the strongest form in this universe, well that does make sense, as it's like a form of natural selection and the me in your head is actually a copy, which gives special powers from everyone you know the more of a friend you are. I have to say this is an eye-opener." Ditzy Doo then interrupted "Hello I've been here the whole time what about me also what's anime?" the doctor and I both replied "sorry about that" with me continuing "also are you sure you want to know it could take a while to explain." And so after hours of talking about muffins, anime, aliens and the like we went back to Twilights library to get these books done once and for all.

After we came back we found that the library's lights were off for whatever reason and we entered and everything just went white "surprise!" yelled everypony in unison making me feel as though I could go deaf from the noise. Pinkie Pie then came up and said "told you this party was going to be cadaverific" in her usual happy tone not knowing that what she had said was rather disturbing given the right context. "Pinkie do you know what cadaver actually means or were you just taking a random word and adding ific at the end" "hopefully the latter" I thought to myself while the rest of the room was partying "the latter, why do you know what it means?" she asked which settled my stomach for now although she was starting to get a bit too close for comfort. "I'd rather not say but if you want you can ask Twilight seeing as how she's smart." And so the pink party pony bounced away trying to find her friend while the Doctor and Ditzy went around the party together having fun and so I could finally catch up with the others who seemed to also be enjoying themselves.

Soon the music started and everypony started dancing it sounded familiar kind of like dubstep a music genre that I really wasn't savvy on but at least knew about a few song mostly from the brony fandom though and only one pony could drop the bass like that "aww yeah Vinyl's in the house tonight." "Do you like it because I like it I knew you would too because almost everypony loves this kind of music and this is the best party I've thrown so far because of it well besides the time Cheese Sandwich came to ponyville but that was a group effort between him and I so this would make this the best solo party I've thrown so far go me yay" Screamed Pinkie pie getting on my nerves and shocking me so much that I could hit her. After that I went outside and started punching the tree well more like hitting with front hooves but that's beside the point and finally came back in after about half an hour to talk to the wub meister.

That's all for this chapter sorry for the long wait again (also I'm feeding Pinkie Pie muffins to not break the forth wall sorry). Onto power levels

Applejack: 1200

Derpy/Ditzy Doo: 900

Doctor Whooves: 1050 (The doctor was always stronger than an average human so it translates to ponies to).

Also I don't hate Pinkie it is just part of the story anyway this chapters fan work is doctor Whooves adventures/Doctor Whooves and companions two different YouTube video series which once had a crossover check it out, GokuRarity19 out.