Anti-Bugs Bunny Alliance
Ch14
A/N: Thanks, for anyone that has followed this story, I really do appreciate it. Anyway, here's Ch14, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.
Bugs and Daffy looked up at the Judge with anger in their eyes. They were cornered by all their enemies, the ones on top of the wall had all kinds of weapons pointed down at them and like it or not, they were going to use them, and on top of all that, there was a huge minigun hanging from the ceiling, plus who knows what else the Judge has up his sleeve. But, they kept their cool. Because, no matter what Doom had to throw at them, they knew they could take it. Their first obstacle, Nasty Cannaster. He stood over them with a sadistic grin while chewing a tooth pick, showing his yellow and rotting teeth, he just towered over them and everyone in the arena, and looked stong enough to crush a car with his bare hands. He took a large and menacing step towards them, while carrying his 10 gauge shot-gun, with a Colt Peacemaker on his hip, and what looked like an AK47 strapped on his back. He stared the rabbit and duck down, before saying.
Cannaster: Where do you two think you're going? I haven't even had my fun yet, boys. Hahahaha
He said, while giving a monstrous laugh and cracking his neck, before spitting on the ground beside him and cocking his gun.
Daffy: Oh pleasthe, I've fought bigger jerksth then you.
Daffy let out a confident and determined look, only for it to fade as the bandit looked right at him.
Cannaster: Is that right? While in that case, maybe old sweet lips here can show how tough you two really are. Hahahaha!
He said, gesturing to his shot-gun before firing his at them, only to see a bunch of dirt kick up where they were standing.
Cannaster: What?! Where are those little...
Bugs: Hmm hmmm, over here doc.
He turned to see them to his side, looking as cocky as ever.
Bugs: Come on doc, we been dodging shot-gun blast since we was little. Can't ya do any better than that, doc.
His head practically turned red, when he saw the rabbit's cocky smirk, and he took a swing at the two. But, the duck and the rabbit easily out maneuvered him. They slid between his legs, and when they got behind him, they pulled down his pants, causing the giant to lose his balance. The other men started to cackle over his little slip, but he knocked a bunch of them to the ground and pulled out his revolver and fired at the two. Meanwhile, the huge minigun and all the other weapons above began to fire into the arena, tearing apart the ground and devastating anything down there. But, Bugs and Daffy were both unfazed, as they ran up to the wall against the fire and started to climb the wall. Cannaster pulled out his AK47 off his back and stuck a 100 round drum in it, and fired at them on full auto. Despite all the weapons going off, they were miraculously untouched and before they knew it, they were already half way up the wall. Meanwhile, Doom looked down on them, seeing the two's progress impressed him, but he was far from done yet.
Judge Doom: Well, it looks like these two might be as... stubborn as I've heard. No matter.
He let out a smirk, before pressing another button on his cane. As the two climbed up the fortifications, jets of fire burst out all around them. The hidden flamethrowers more than singed their fur and feathers, but they were still unmoved, as Beaky Buzzard dropped his bomb right by them.
Beaky: Uh... sorry guys, but I have to do what the big guy says.
He said, as the bomb shook the walls of the arena, causing the two to lose their grip and slip to near the bottom of the wall, as Beaky made another pass, this time firing twin assault rifles in both talons like an old fighter plane. The two struggled to keep their grip, as bullets and explosions rang all around them. Despite the odds, they both managed to keep moving back up the wall, while gun fire continued to tear chucks of the wooden crates to pieces, and sent large splinters hurling in every direction. Seeing the duo's advance, the judge pressed yet another button, causing a series of trap doors to open from the wall across from the arena wall and several 30 caliber machine guns to stick out. They opened fire onto the arena wall, tearing it apart. The two clinged to the wall, trying not to get hit by the huge wall of bullets heading towards them.
Daffy: I think it'sth time for a convenint solution to come up, right about now.
Seeing all this, all the villains who already turned against the judge saw a chance to help the two, with Doom hopefully too caught up in the chaos to notice. They aimed all their weapons at the guns and opened fire, tearing apart the adjacent wall, along with all the machine guns. Seeing this, Nasty gave a furious frown, before throwing his rifle aside and pulling out a pick axe. He then used the pick axe to scale up the wall himself, rapidly catching up with them, as the judge pushed the second to last button on his cane, causing large razor-sharp metal spikes to randomly pop up all around the wall.
Daffy: Ohhh, come on! Can't we catch just one lousy break here.
Daffy halward, as they manged to barely dodge all the spikes. But unfortunately, the giant minigun stopped firing into the arena, and turned its attention to circling around the wall, unleashing devastating damage all around. While on top, several of the judge's weasels started throwing grenades, molotov cocktails, and dynamite down at them, as the judge himself pulled out a mac-10 sub-machine gun and fired down at them, grazing them as they climbed.
Daffy: Oh great, if it'sth not one thing, it'sth another.
Daffy said, as they reached the guard rails. Against all odds, they had manged to make it all the way up to a long unguarded section, in between two large stacks of crates. But before they could pull each other up, Bugs was yanked down from below. Daffy made it to the top and looked down to see that Nasty Cannaster had a hold of the rabbit's foot, and he was trying to pull him down while keeping himself in place with his pick axe, as Bugs struggled to keep his grip. As soon as Daffy saw what was happening, he grabbed on to his friends hands and tried to help him up, as Bugs desperately tried to pull himself up, while trying to kick the bandit off of him. It seemed like a lost cause, until Bugs noticed the pick axe was the only thing holding Nasty up, and with all the force the rabbit could muster, he kicked the axe lose from the wall, causing it to fall out-of-place. The bandit started to fall back down to the arena, but he quickly slammed his pick back into the wall and manged to clench on, while the duck and rabbit thought they were finally safe. Daffy pulled Bugs back up the rest of the way, while the two immediately fell to the floor and took deep breaths to try to recover.
Daffy: Well, we're sthafe. For now, anyway.
The duck said in-between breaths. Bugs sighed in relief, but a thought soon dawned on him.
Bugs: Hay Daff, why do you think they would leave such an openin... "bang"bang"bang"
He was cut off by gun fire from the left, as four of the judge's weasels fired MP5s at them, while they had nowhere to duck for cover. As the two where covered by gun fire, the weasels were mysteriously shot down. They looked up in astonishment, but that was soon cut off by an evil and malishis laugh. They nervously looked behind themselves to see Nasty Cannaster standing behind them with dual Peacemakers in his hands. As the giant threw his guns behind him and took an intimidating step towards them. They backed up a ways, before the bandit threw his pick axe in between them, imbedding it in the wall behind them. They gulped, as the giant threw off his black cowboy hat and continued to back them into a corner. The Crusher climbed up the side of the wall, ready to join him in killing the two. But, the bandit simply punched him straight in the face without even looking, knocking out the wrestler's teeth and sending him hurling back towards the bottom. They tried to get around the man, but he just punched them both in the face, sending them to the floor, before throwing them into the wall and pulling out a huge bowie-knife.
Cannaster: Well well well no where left to run, no where left to hide. Looks like I'll finally get my revenge for you running me out of my town and you stealing my gold.
Daffy: Hay! justh a minute busther, it wasth mosthly Porky that ran you out of that town. I wasth mosthly justh along for the ride.
Bugs: And I found that nugget in the first place.
Cannaster: Ah, close enough.
Just then, Bugs grabbed the pick axe on the wall and slammed it into Cannaster's foot hard enough to break through the wood below, causing him to yeep in pain and drop his knife. He took a swing at them, but they dodged it, causing him to punch right through the wooden wall. They managed to get around him, but were unsettled by how easily he punched through the wood. He pulled the axe out of his foot, while only giving the slightest groan of pain, before throwing it aside as he turned to face them, cracking his fist with a furious look on his face.
Cannaster: Now you've done it, you two insects have gone and made me mad.
He said, spitting on the floor and cracking his neck, while stepping towards the two.
The two seemed to lose all confidence at that moment, until Bugs looked at Daffy and said.
Bugs: Oh come on Daff, we can take tis goon.
He said, now with his courage back. Daffy looked at him with a bit of skepticism at first, but eventually nodded and gained a cocky smile of his own. With that, they both fearlessly charged the brute... only to for him to effortlessly push them back, while letting out a yawn.
Bugs: Ok, maybe we can't take tis goon head on, but I kno...
He was cut off by a huge fist hitting him in the side of the face, sending him to the floor. Seeing this, Daffy took a swing at the brute, only for him to block his punch and counter him, with a punch square to the stomach, causing the duck to fall to the floor, before being thrown into the stack of crates, leaving a huge crack in them. Bugs tried to get back up, but Nasty elbowed him in the back, before kicking him in the stomach so hard, the rabbit flew into his arms so he could slam him against the floor. The bandit then kick the rabbit onto his back and got down on his knees, so he could slap him repeatedly in the face, while he was already down. The bandit took a sadistic delight in striking the rabbit, letting out a smile with every slap. Getting back on his feet, Daffy saw what was going on and was so outraged, the usually cowardly duck ran up to the huge man and punched him straight in his right eye, causing the man to stagger back to the other side.
Daffy then let out a satisfied smirk, before helping his friend back to his feet. But, his new-found spirit to be crushed by what he saw next. Nasty Cannaster got right back up, now madder then he had been before, he gave them a monstrous look that could have given anyone a heart attack. He spat on the floor again, while rubbing his visible black eye, before tearing off a piece of the railing to use as a club.
Cannaster: Yous really shouldn't have done that.
A/N: Whelp, that's it for this chapter. Some of you probably don't know who Nasty Cannaster is, because he's a minor Looney Tunes characters that only appeared in like a couple of episodes and was one of Sam's henchmen in Back in action, but if you're wondering why I gave a minor character such a big role in this chapter; because most LT villains are pretty goofy looking(but awesome), but for this chapter, I wanted a LT character that was ligitamantly intimidating and for anyone who hasn't seen his original appearance alongside Daffy and Pork Pig, he is one of the few characters in the series that if you saw him in real life, you really would feel really uneasy.