Anti-Bugs Bunny Aliance
CH15
A/N: I know this chapter is late, but I've had some family problems that got in the way.
Disclaimer: I do not own Looney Tunes.
Nasty Cannaster stared down the two toons, while taking a few practice swings with one hand. The two knew they had no chance against this brute, at least in a head on fight. The huge thug slowly stepped towards him, taking delight in their fear. They both knew they had to think of something fast, as they looked around for something they could use. That's when they noticed something next the man's feet, his guns that he tossed aside earlier. It wasn't exactly Bugs' style, but they were out of options, this was their last shot. They both readied themselves to make a dive for his gun belt, while he just gave them a smile as crooked as his heart, as if he was daring them to go for it. In a heart beat, they both made a run for the guns. But, Nasty was one step ahead of them. Before they could reach the two Peace makers that laid on the floor, he charged right into them, the power from the head on collision knocking them to the floor. He then proceeded to beat the living pulp out of them, taking a sadistic pleasure in their pain.
Cannaster: Tsk tsk tsk, you two really disappointed me. After all, I expected the great Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck to at least put up some fight. But what do I get? A couple of pathetic, worthless, puny, little wimps, that just need to be put out of their misery.
He said very smugly, while chewing on one of the splinters, before he picked up his make shift club, yet again ready to beat the two into submission.
Cannaster: I would say, I hope you two insects lived happy lives, but I really don't care. hahaha
Bugs fought the urge to just fall back down in agony, just long enough to look up at the man with an undying fury in his eyes.
Bugs: Say what you want doc, but this ant over yet. We ant losen dis fight just yet, especially to an ugly pile of dumb muscle like you.
Not so happy with the rabbit's comments, Nast kicked the rabbit in the gut and spit on him.
Bugs: Oh, and you smell bad too. Plus, I dink five-year old little gal can kick hard den dat.
For that, the brute grabbed Bugs by the throat, ready to punch his face in. But before the monster could lay another finger on him, he jumped up in pain. While he grabbed Bugs, he also dropped his weapon, and seeing the opportunity, Daffy slammed it on his already injured foot. Daffy then slammed the piece of wood into the bandits stomach, causing him to arch over, leaving his face open so the duck could sling it into his big four head as well. Daffy struck him again, this time on the side of his face, before going for a fourth swing. But, unfortunately the bandit was fast enough to catch it this time, and then proceeded to push the duck to the ground, before breaking the huge chunk of wood in half. He looked at the two, much angrier than before, and now ready to kill them. Daffy gulped in fear of what was to come, while Bugs struggled to his feet.
Meanwhile, As the judge was sitting on his chair, he received a phone call.
Police operator: Judge Doom, the two police officers you requested are standing outside the warehouse.
Judge Doom: Good, tell them to wait for me outside.
He said, before hanging up the phone and looking back.
Judge Doom: You two fools are about to be in more trouble then you even know.
He made his way out, while carrying a tune hammer behind his back.
Back with Bugs and Daffy.
The duck and rabbit were exhausted, beaten, and there hope was fading fast. The two knew they had to fight him, but they were running out of ideas fast. But luckily it wasn't long before they remembered the original plan, they were going to make a run for the bandits guns. Bugs hated the idea of having to resort to using gun, even when he was literally in a war zone he survived using his normal tricks, but now he had no choice in the matter, if he was going to live he had to do what ever it took. Daffy on the other hand had used guns before, albeit rarely, mostly relying on similar tricks as Bugs, but the idea of shooting someone still made him uneasy.
As the brute came closer, the two instantly ran as fast as they could at different sides trying to out flank him. Unfortunatley, the huge thug was a lot faster than he looked, clocking them both in the same second.
Cannaster: No, play times over. You two little ants ant going nowhere, but underneath my boot.
Nasty coldly stated, while losing his smile. The man started to crack his knuckles, only stopping so the fear of the beating he was about to inflicted could build up even more. Right there, Bugs knew what he had to do. The rabbit gave a gester to duck saying it was his chance. Shocked, Daffy turned to him, but just got the rabbit's normal cool and indifferent look that said he was going to be just fine. Without another seconds hesitation, Bugs tackled the bandit with as much force as he could muster, his small body barely having any effect on the huge man. Nasty punched him straight in the face with enough force to kill a toon rabbit Bugs' size, with just that punch alone!, and if Bugs' wasn't just that tough a rabbit. But even for all his endurance and suprising strength, the rabbit fell straight to the floor, now barley even conscious. The heartless bandit let out a cocky smile, before he grabbed Bugs by the neck and raised up his fist, ready to beat the rabbit's brains out, and enjoying the thought of it too. But before he had a chance to finish off the rabbit, he heard the cocking sound of two revolvers from right behind him, the monster turned around to see a little black duck pointing both his Peace Makers at him with a furious look on his face. Before Nasty even had a chance to do anything, Daffy unleashed all twelve rounds from the guns in under 2 seconds into the mans chest. The man kneeled down in pain and started coughing up blood, but still alive.
Cannaster: Hahaha, I'm going to in joy (cough) tearing you two apart, you worthless, fuc...
Before he had a chance to finish his sentence, Daffy dropped the revolver in his right hand and used his free hand to break the man's nose, before pistol-whipping the man four times in the face and giving him another punch for good measure. As the giant slumped down, Daffy dropped the other revolver and went to check on Bugs. He laid his hand on the rabbit's chest to check for a heartbeat, before he felt the rabbit's paw grab his arm, causing the duck to jump in surprise.
Bugs: What's up duck? haha
Daffy: Bugs! are you okay?
Bugs: I may have slipt out a couple of times, but I'm fine.
The rabbit gave out another chuckle, while his friend just shook his head before helping him up.
Daffy: Rabbits.
Meanwhile, Judge Doom stood beside the gigantic vat of dip, pressing several buttons, after tinkering with the thing for a minute he walked off to meet the police. leaving a timer on the controls, counting down from five minutes. The Judge than pressed another button on his cane, coasing another device below to building to also start counting down.
Back with Bugs and Daffy.
The two looked for any way to escape they could find, but as they were looking, they heard a whistle coming from behind. Looking back, they both gasped as they stared at their old enemy, Elmer Fudd. Thinking they had been caught, they both braced themselves for a blast from the man's shotgun. But, instead the hunter just came up to them and said.
Elmer: Guys, I know a way out.