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What If…

Axel and Roxas went on a road trip

but got hopelessly lost in the middle of nowhere?

((as suggested by the lovely Aranel71390))

Roxas stared at the open road as he drove them back to their home in Massachusetts in his electric blue Beatle. Well, he tried to get them home. The idiot sitting next to him reading him directions was not helping.

In the slightest.

Acting more like a four year old, really.

"Axel." Roxas ground out, changing lanes on the turnpike, "you are the one who suggested it would be more cost efficient to drive to Disney World, so fucking help me get us home!"

Axel looked down at his map, trying to concentrate. "Get off at this exit."

"But we aren't even in the right state yet."

"I know, but I have to pee." Roxas growled and looked over at Axel. "You have to wait a couple miles until the next rest stop you little toddler.

Axel pouted. He continued to glance at the map, bored. "Wait a minute…" he muttered to himself. "Oh shit…"

Roxas looked over at Axel. "What…?"

"I've been holding the map sideways."

-------((le gasp!))------

"And how exactly do we get to Massachusetts from Kentucky, sir?" Roxas asked trying not to scream in rage as he questioned the gas station attendant for proper directions.

Axel was snickering behind him. "How could you not notice that the state lines passing by weren't in between Florida and Massachusetts?"

"Shut up." Roxas glared at him, continuing to write down instructions.

As they left the gas station, Roxas considered his options. If I let Axel read me these directions, I know we'll end up in Disney Land and we wouldn't even notice. I don't have any choice…

"Axel. I do not want to get lost again, so…Youcandrive."

Axel squealed and frolicked to the driver's side of the car. Roxas facepalmed. I am totally screwed.

------((Axel Speedway time!))-----

Roxas clenched the armrest until his knuckles turned white as Axel flew down the turnpike, back towards their hometown. He wasn't a bad driver really. Just extremely fast. Roxas tried not to look over at Axel, who looked like he was having the time of his life playing the 'Cut Off All the Mini-Vans' game.

I have to focus on something else, Roxas thought. He's going to crash my car… Roxas worriedly looked over at Axel, who was now looking out the side window, making faces at other cars. No! Focus. He pulled out his romance novel to console himself. Just as he was getting into the book and forgetting the perils that his car and his person were in, Axel swerved violently into the right lane.

"Ohmigosh! McDonalds!" Roxas groaned.

-------((Eeee))-------

Four happy meals later, Axel being the partaker of all of them, he skipped merrily back to the car. Roxas hesitantly followed, pulling out his romance novel again. After being on the highway for a while, Axel grinned devilishly.

"Hey Roxas."

"What."

"PUNCH BUGGY ELECTRIC BLUE NO RETURNS!" he yelled as he punched Roxas in the side.

"Dammit Axel, you've done that at least forty times since we left."

Axel grinned. "Seriously now, wanna play a car game?"

"Fine."

"Ok it is kind of an A B C game. I say 'I'm coming home from Disney World and I packed…' and then I say something that started with the letter A. Then you just keep listing all of them! Fun right?"

"Excitingly so." Roxas said, dripping with sarcasm.

Axel cleared his throat and began. "I'm coming home from Disney World and I packed…" he thought for a moment and grinned. "Roxas' sexy little ass."

Roxas turned red and spluttered. "That doesn't start with A!"

"It does too."

"FINE. I'm coming home from Disney World and I packed my ass-:"

"Your sexy little ass." Axel cut in.

Roxas glared. "…and a banana." He regretted it the moment he said it. So much for innocence.

"Roxas you devil!"

"Axel this game is stupid-"

"WE'RE HOME!"

"What the hell?"

They were indeed home. Roxas stepped out of the car, stunned, as Axel came over to him.

"Axel… we were in Kentucky like, three hours ago. How did this happen?"

Axel grinned mysteriously. "You were reading that book for more than three hours. Way to pay attention."

"But still-!"

"Roxas." Axel said seriously, "Learn this, and learn it quickly. I do not apply to the laws of science. Got it memorized?" Axel then gave him a kiss and skipped into the house.

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