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What If…

Cloud randomly tripped down the stairs because of Yuffie

just as Leon appears in the way?

((as suggested by the lovely Mizutamari))

"Cloud come on! We're going to be late! You promised, remember!"

"We have to destined time to leave, Yuffie! Have patience for once!" Cloud sighed as he blow dried his hair. Stupid girl… he shook his head. With his spiky hair finally to his liking, he walked over to his closet and pulled out a black shirt. I cannot believe she still remembers that I promised to take her clubbing when she turned 21... Sighing, he rummaged around for his pants. He turned slightly pink as he remembered their owner. Cloud had Aerith, who visited Leon regularly for town issues, "borrow" a pair of Leon's leather pants for him. Putting them on, he found that they fit rather snuggly. How does he wear these everyday…? Cloud wondered, trying to stretch them a bit. His thoughts were cut off, however, when Yuffie kicked open the door.

"Goddammit Cloud we're leaving! Jesus, you always take forever to get ready! Leon's already here to meet Aerith for gods sakes!" Cloud's eyes widened as Yuffie continued her crazy rant.

"Fuck Yuffie I can't wear these—" Cloud was cut off as Yuffie talked over him.

"The hell you can't! We're leaving!" She pushed him out the door in front of him, and continued to do so until he was at the top of the stairs.

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Leon shook his head as he heard Yuffie's angry ranting upstairs at poor Cloud. What an idiot, promising her a thing like that… He started walking towards the foot of the stairs, intending to meet Aerith in the kitchen beyond them. All of a sudden he heard, "The hell you can't! We're leaving!" and saw Cloud pushed to the top of the stairs.

He had to hold his hand over his mouth, casually of course, to keep from drooling. It was the most beautiful sight he had ever seen. Cloud had his hair normally of course, but he was wearing a silky black shirt that was open three quarters, revealing his muscular chest. As Leon let his eyes travel lower, his eyes widened.

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Cloud winced as he saw Leon staring at him from the foot of the stairs. Oh man, he's trying to keep from laughing, worried Cloud as he stared back. His worries only intensified by Leon as his eyes traveled lower, Cloud slightly pinking.

His eyes widened as he said, "…are those my pants?"

Cloud sputtered as he tried to think of an excuse as to why he was wearing them. "I'm sorry Leon I didn't mean to—"

"Oh shut up already!" Yuffie said from behind him, pushing him forward again. Cloud tripped over his own feet and fell, landing inevitably on the soft warm body at the bottom of them. Yuffie followed, and with the side comment of "I'll be waiting in the car!" stepped over them as if nothing was amiss.

Cloud was bright red as he pinned Leon effectively to the ground, his body completely covering the latter. His face was inches from his as Leon continued to stare at him, albeit a little more intensely.

"Why, exactly, are you wearing my pants?" Leon ground out. As sexy as it was, he was very protective of his leather pants.

"I…um…wanted to see how they felt?" he explained weakly. "They're so tight, how the hell do you wear these all the time?"

Leon turned pink. "I…don't know, really…I just like them." Upon stating this, Leon remembered his current position. His cheeks reddened as he looked down at Cloud's gaping shirt. Going cross-eyed, he could see all the way down to his abdomen. He looked back up at Cloud, who was looking at him with a questioning gaze.

"Leon, what are you—"

"You know," Leon said, his gaze suddenly warm as he wrapped an arm around Cloud's shoulders. "You look good in my clothes." Cloud's eyes widened again as Leon pulled him close to kiss him fervently.

Cloud sat frozen as Leon kissed him. What the hell…? he thought vaguely as he responded automatically. His hands wrapped themselves in Leon's hair as Leon's hands explored Cloud's chest. Cloud gasped as his hands traced his abs, going lower with every movement. Cloud instinctively pushed his hips against Leon's in response, causing Leon to gasp. Cloud seized the opportunity and pushed his tongue into the other's mouth, demanding submission. He was on top dammit! Cloud moved to nibble on the other's earlobe as Leon stopped to breathe, panting.

"Oh Leon you're—Cloud?!"

Cloud leapt off of Leon with alarming speed as Aerith entered the living room. Both men were flushed and did not meet her eyes, sheepishly looking at the gorund.

"Well-I-Have-To-Take-Yuffie-Clubbing-Now-Bye!" Cloud said as he ran out the door, a Cloud shaped dust cloud behind him.

Aerith fixed Leon with a questioning look. "What the hell was that?"

"I was just…admiring…." Leon improvised, scratching the back of his neck and grinning, still slightly pink in the face. "Yes, that's it. I was admiring Cloud wearing my leather pants."

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Wow, that's a short one. I've never written a Cleon before, so I'm not too happy with it…but hey! Practice. Makes. Perfect.

So bring on those What If's my lovelies! I've got a lovely list and I love to see it grow!

I guess I can start a coming soon even though all of you can just check the reviews…

Well I'll just say the pairing. XD

COMING SOON: AkuRoku!

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