Ok. I love all of you and you know that. But it seriously is starting to bug me when I get alerts of people marking my story as a favorite, when it takes just as much time to review. Gr. I'm loving the hit count though. XP

Oh and Japaneserocker, although you cant take my story word for word, but im 300 positive that that idea has been used at least 500 times. XD Go crazy darling.

ON WITH THE PERFORMANCE!

"talk" think ((meeee))

What If…

Roxas didn't know how to ride a bike, and Axel

was the only one willing to teach him?

((as suggested by the lovely Inspire-Illuminate))

"Come on Roxas, these Heartless aren't going to defeat themselves you know!" Axel said as he jumped in front of the yawning Roxas to protect him from a score of Shadows. "Wake up and smell the flaming begonias!"

Roxas shook himself and proceeded to attack as well, albeit a little more sluggishly than usual. "Sorry, I can't function normally after being kept up all night thanks," Roxas grumbled.

Axel winked at him as he took out a handful of Soldiers. "Oh come on, you know you like it…" Roxas pinked, and turned around to take out a Large Body that had recently appeared.

Let's rewind for a moment.

It seems that whenever Axel and Roxas get assigned to quiet and peaceful Twilight Town for 'patrol', all hell breaks loose. Every time.

We have such impeccable luck, Axel thought darkly as even more Heartless appeared. Suddenly, his eyes lit upon a pair of bikes abandoned on the side of the road. "Hey, Rox! Look! We can totally get away or at least get them to chase us if we ride away!" Axel yelled, pointing at the bikes.

Roxas followed where he was pointing, his eyes widening as he turned around to fight some more. "No Axel, we can't leave from here until the job his done," he said sharply.

"But-"

"I said no Axel!" Axel stopped and abruptly turned away to finish off his Heartless. What the hell is wrong with him? He wondered as he got rid of the stragglers. Then he got an idea.

Maybe… When all of the Heartless were gone, Axel turned to a panting Roxas, grinning He came closer to him, embracing him.

"What do you say we take those bikes and go for a different kind of ride," Axel whispered low into his ear.

Roxas stiffened and tried to fight off his embrace weakly. "N-no, Axel, I can't…" he whispered.

"Why not?" Axel questioned as he ran his hands up and down Roxas' back.

"B-because…I don't know how to ride a bike."

"AHA! I KNEW IT!" Axel said, stepping back triumphantly.

"Hey!" Roxas said, as he steadied himself. "You cheated!"

"Did not," Axel said, making a peace sign. "Why haven't you said anything the other five hundred times we've been here?"

"Because I didn't think it was important…"

"Bah," Axel dismissed as he went over to the bikes, picking the smaller of the two up, "It's a skill everyone should have! Come on, its time to learn!"

----------((Oh boy, teaching Axel))-----------

"Axel…"

"Axel-sensei."

Roxas rolled his eyes. "Axel-sensei, are you sure this is a smart way to learn how to ride a bike…?" he questioned as he looked warily down the hill by Sunset Station he was perched upon. "Isn't it a bit…dangerous?"

"Smart? Psh, doubt it, but it is certainly an effective way! It teaches speed and balance!" Axel smiled and Roxas sweatdropped. Leave it to Axel to go with a trial by fire…

"Ready!"

"N-"

"OK GO!" Axel yelled as he pushed him down the hill. Roxas was balanced for about 3 seconds before he flew off of the bike and headlong into the giant sack perched at the bottom of the hill.

Roxas picked himself up off the ground as Axel ran over to him. "No. Hills." he ground out.

Axel nodded deftly and went to get the bike.

---------------------((NEXT!))----------------

Roxas looked at Axel warily as he looked over at the busy street. "Axel-"

"Sensei."

"—How is a busy street any different than a hill?"

Axel beamed at him. "Au contraire, a busy hill teaches speed and balance! A busy street teaches accuracy and precision! Not to mention dodging skills…" he grinned and pushed Roxas into the street.

Roxas managed to dodge one skateboarder and a family with a stroller, but was distracted enough to fly straight into a lamppost.

Roxas groaned as Axel ran over to him. "That lamppost came out of nowhere!" Roxas glared at him.

"Can we please go somewhere normal Axel….sensei?" Axel beamed and saluted.

-----------((Take three!))----------

"Axel…." Roxas said, twitching, "I really don't think this is a good idea…"

"Sensei has seen many a child learn how to ride a bike in the park!" Axel nodded resolutely.

"I'm pretty sure they would have learned on pavement…" Roxas grumbled, looking over the grassy expanse riddled with holes.

"Nonsense! Learning this way helps you think quick and react to unexpected terrain!" Axel gleefully pushed him once again.

Roxas concentrated as he bobbed and darted around the unexpected holes. The pavement was in sight, and he visibly relaxed…just as he fell straight into a hole, flipping over the handlebars.

Axel ran over to help him stand again.

"Axel-sensei." Axel cringed under Roxas' tone. "Let me pick the next teaching location."

Axel nodded silently.

--------((oh noes!))--------------

Roxas worked a crick in his neck out as he looked approvingly over the flat sidewalk surrounded by trees. "This is the perfect spot to learn!"

Axel groaned. "But you can't learn anything from here!"

"I'll just practice then, alright?" Roxas gave him the pleading, You-love-this-piece-off-ass cute face. Axel sighed and grinned as he pushed him.

Roxas wobbled at first as he went down the flat terrain, but managed to stay up. As he cleared the surrounding trees, his eyes widened as he saw the sharp hill of sidewalk. He yelled out as he sped up considerably.

I can handle this, he thought quickly as he saw a mother and a two year old approach him. Fuck. he thought as he swerved quickly out of the way onto the grass. As he turned back onto the sidewalk, turning around to make sure the two were okay, he turned around to see a man-hole in front of him. Thinking fast, he leapt over using a pile of wood that was stacked on the side as a ramp. Landing safely, he swerved slightly to stop as Axel ran up beside him, panting.

"See! I did teach you!"

Roxas stared at him and thought briefly.

Flying down a hill…speed and balance.

Dodging families…accuracy and precision.

Flying over holes…thinking quick and reacting to unexpected terrain.

Roxas blinked as he looked over at a beaming Axel.

"Axel-sensei…"

"Yes, my darling pupil?"

"I hate you."

Axel's smile faded as he looked over at Roxas, shocked. "But-"

Axel was silenced as Roxas all but mauled him, pushing him against a convenient tree. His hands roamed over the older male, skimming over his chest and abs as his hips ground into his. Axel moaned as Roxas slipped his tongue into his mouth. He pulled away sharply and Axel slumped against him, panting.

"I owe you one, Sensei."

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Oh man, I almost wrote a story without the lovin' and im like This is not right. XP But it has been remedied. that was a fun one!

ALRIGHT LOVELIES. GO THAT EXTRA MILE WITH THE PURPLE BUTTON. SHOW THE LOVE.

Coming Soon: AkuRoku!

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