Meh. That one was just a meh in my book. I love all m stories but still. NOW we must level the bias of Akurokus my lovelies! The next Akuroku is in…::counts:: 8 stories, this one included. So! Let's have some fun! I figured I should be able to pop out a story before work, so…::determination::

And by the by. Upon perusing my stories, I noticed that I forgot to credit the idea for the DDR dance party. After spazzing, I corrected the error. ::bows to the reviewer, TheMadHathor:: Very sorry my lovely. Credit will always be given when it is due.

OH YEAH! 50 FLIPPIN REVIEWS::confetti:: I'm so happy.

"talk" think ((moi!))

What If…

Zexion can't swim, so Demyx has to teach him?

((as suggested by the lovely Inspire-Illuminate))

Zexion looked up from his research, sighing. Finally done. He heard a knock on the door and turned slowly to answer it. The knocking was constant and started to tap a beat on his door. Zexion rolled his eyes. Well I wonder who that could be… Opening the door, a black and blonde blur flew into his arms.

"ZEXY!" With the power of momentum, Demyx pushed Zexion onto the bed, landing comfortably on his chest. Propping his head up on his shoulders, he looked down at Zexion, grinning.

"Hey Demyx," Zexion said, grinning slightly. "What-"

"I'm bored, Zexy, you have to entertain me!" Demyx said, reaching down to hug him tightly.

Zexion rolled his eyes. "How many Pixie Stix did you eat today Demyx?"

Demyx pulled back and mumbled a number incoherently.

"Demyx…" Zexion said warningly.

"17," he whispered.

"Seventeen?!" Zexion cried, sitting up a little. "Demyx, those Pixie Stix you have are almost 2 feet long!"

Demyx grinned. "But they're so good!"

Zexion sighed. "What do you want to do?" he said.

Demyx thought for a minute. "Dunno!" he said, "That's why I came in he-OHMYGOD!" Hyper!Demyx cried as he tackled Zexion to the bed again. "I know what we can do!" He leapt off of Zexion and attacked the dresser with lightning speed.

Zexion blinked, and Demyx was back on top of him again. "What in hell-?"

"You have to close your eyes, it's a surprise!" he squealed. "I have to go to my room and get something first, one second!"

In a flash, Demyx was gone. Zexion blinked again, taking in the silence. Sitting up, he chuckled slightly. I have to remember to make sure that Axel never gives him Pixie Stix again.

--------((oh no!))-------

"Demyx, can I open my eyes now?" Zexion said, growling as he was led onward somewhere. It is not amusing to be led through this damned castle by a hyper Demyx. If I run into one more wall he's dead, he thought as he heard a door open.

With a snap, Zexion recoiled as a door was slammed into him. "Number IX!" Zexion growled angrily.

Demyx winced and led him into the room properly. "You can open your eyes now!"

Zexion opened his eyes, taking in the pool before him three seconds before he was pushed into it.

Zexion popped out of the water, gasping as he grabbed on to the edge. "Shit! Demyx, what the hell was that for?"

He shrugged as Zexion pulled himself out of the water, shrugging off his wet clothes. "I don't even have anything to wea-" Demyx smiled and handed over a pair of Zexion's swim trunks.

"When did I get swim trunks?" he wondered.

"I bought them for you of course! Now go change and we can get in!"

Zexion started to protest, but Demyx shoved him into a changing room before he could get out a sentence.

-------------((threatening music))---------------

Zexion walked out of his changing room to find that Demyx was already swimming. Upon seeing that Zexion was ready, Demyx called out to him and climbed out of the pool. Zexion could not help but stare at him as he crawled out over the edge. Damn, he thought as he looked over Demyx's lithe form. I never knew what was under that cloak. He was still musing as Demyx came and took him by the hand, starting to lead him towards the pool. Upon seeing the water, Zexion came to his senses quickly.

"Um, Demyx, I don't think I can go swimming with you…" he trailed off.

Demyx looked like Zexion just took his puppy and threw it into a wood chipper. "Why not?"

"Well…I…um…"

Demyx was shocked. I've never seen Zexy stutter before…He moved closer to Zexion, concerned. "What's wrong?"

Zexion mumbled something incoherent.

"Zexion…" Demyx said, mocking him earlier.

"I can't swim."

Demyx gaped at him. For long minutes. Zexion stared back incredulously before snapping his fingers in his face. This seemed to be the restart key for Demyx, who immediately went over to the pool closet near the wall. "Not a problem! I'll just teach you!"

Zexion stifled a groan. I'm going to drown.

---------((Dun dun DUNN))----------

Zexion glared at the offending floaties in Demyx's hands. "I am not wearing those," he stated.

"Oh come on Zexy! Everyone uses water wingies at one point!" He held up the offending hot pink wings for Zexion to put on.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Number IX," Zexion ground out, "I am not putting on the wingies."

"Please?" Demyx said devilishly, raising a wall of water from the pool behind him. Zexion shuddered as he reluctantly took the hot pink wingies and put them over his shoulders. Demyx gleefully led him into the water to give him his first lesson.

"First, you have to learn how to hold your breath underwater," he stated matter of factly. He blew bubbles into the top of the water. "After you learn this, you'll be able to keep the water out of your nose. The rest is easy!"

Zexion tried it a few times, but couldn't manage to keep the water out of his nose. "This is stupid," he muttered.

"Water is not stupid!" Demyx yelled, offended. "You can do this!" After a few more tries, Zexion managed to get a little better.

"Good! Now we'll just come back here to keep practicing!"

----------------((Later that week))--------------

Axel observed calmly as Zexion got up from the dinner table to leave. Demyx was about to follow, when Axel tripped him, his tray and its contents flying everywhere.

"Oops! I'll help you there dear Demyx!"

As Axel bent down to help Demyx, he whispered, "What exactly are you doing with Zexion all this time?"

"Lessons," Demyx responded curtly. Axel burst into laughter and abandoned Demyx to go converse with Roxas about what kind of 'lessons' are taking place.

---------((Oh man, have to leave soon::types faster:: ))--------

Demyx watched as Zexion practiced swimming across the shallow end of the pool. "Axel thinks we're having sex," Demyx stated bluntly. Zexion fell into the water, shooting up spluttering.

"What?"

"He laughed at me when I said we were having 'lessons.'"

Zexion sputtered again. "That little pervert," he muttered to himself. "What makes him think that we would be doing any other 'lessons?!'" He continued muttering to himself.

"What's wrong with other kinds of 'lessons'?" Demyx muttered quietly. Zexion stopped ranting and crawled out of the pool, coming closer to Demyx.

"Would you like me to start giving you 'lessons'?" Demyx nodded shyly. "You have to promise me one thing."

Demyx looked up into his eyes expectantly.

"Until I tell you so, you are forbidden to eat any Pixie Stix."

Demyx laughed. "Deal."

Zexion smiled and pulled him closer. "Lesson one," he whispered as he pulled Demyx in for a kiss.

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