So im bored. And I was going to wait to write until I got 7 reviews because that's the high score per chapter here, and its reeeally starting to bug me. but THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THE FOLK WHO REVIEW LOVE ME. :-) I love you all.

So anyway. I just wrote a 4.5 page long outline for a research paper. My brain is a bit scrambled, so humor me. XD

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…::time elapse::…. I don't even remember when I wrote that. All I know is that I don't have school tomorrow, and ive had my coffee, and im still bored. SO. ITS STORY TIME CHILDREN!

What If…

Demyx got a puppy, even though Xemnas said no?

((as suggested by the lovely Link-chan))

Zexion sighed contentedly as he walked down the hall slowly. Finished for the day, he thought as he smiled softly to himself. Nothing but peace, quiet, and a good book.

Right on cue, he heard a resounding crash as he walked past Demyx's room. He stopped and stared at the door for a while. No, I will not investigate, I have a book calling me…He argued with himself for a few more minutes before he sighed. Please let it be that he just tripped over his television again…He braced himself and opened the door hesitantly.

"…Demyx? Are you oka-What the?!" Zexion exclaimed as a little black fuzzball attacked him. He stumbled backwards out into the hall, holding the little ball of black…fur?

"Zexion no! Oh hi Zexy," Demyx said in passing as he dragged him into his bedroom and locked the door.

Zexion blinked. "What are you talking abo-" he started as the little ball of blackness in his arms fidgeted, grinning up at him. "…This isn't the dog you found in Twilight Town is it, Demyx?"

Demyx flinched. "I-I didn't know what to do with him…"

"The Superior gave you an order to get rid of it!" Zexion exclaimed as he let go of the ball, and it fell to the floor and wagged its tail at him. He glared at it.

"I couldn't just leave him!" Demyx challenged.

"Number IX…"

Demyx winced. Still, he persisted. "He'll die if I take him back there!"

Zexion was unaffected. "There is no way you can hide this…thing…for very long."

Demyx smiled. "I can if you helped me Zexy."

Zexion stepped back. "Oh no, I am not helping you do anything. This is your problem, not mine," he looked at the dog warily as it started to bark up at Demyx.

Demyx picked him up, smiling innocently. "Oh come on, Zexy. You cannot look at Zexion's cute little face and tell him that he is not cute. It's impossible."

"Yes I ca-wait, Zexion? You named the dog Zexion?"

"Of course I did! It fits!"

Zexion examined Zexion closely. Zexion fidgeted in Demyx's embrace to go nose to nose with Zexion. Zexion looked at him cross-eyed. He was a little black terrier full of energy. Totally unlike him.

"I do not approve," Zexion said, sticking up his nose.

Demyx sighed, sitting on the bed. "You won't help me, Number VI?"

Zexion twitched slightly. Demyx only called him by his number whenever he was depressed or when he was horny. And it was definitely not the latter at the moment. Zexion sighed in defeat. "Well…it is kind of cute," he said, sitting on the bed next to Demyx and hesitantly petting the dog in his lap. It barked and crawled over to Zexion, licking his hand. Demyx squealed, hugging Zexion sideways.

"You don't have to do much! You just have to keep up the illusion around the others that I don't have a dog!" Zexion raised an eyebrow.

"You know," he said, thinking, "It's so simple it actually might work. You just have to control…Zexion…around the others alright?"

"Not a problem."

----------((Of course it actually will be a problem XD))------------

Not a problem indeed, Zexion thought darkly as he followed Demyx and Hidden!Zexion from a distance to dinner. Spending his free time following Demyx and a hyper dog around all day was not in his plans. It was also getting harder and harder to keep the dog a secret. It was almost impossible to convince Vexen that his latest experiment fell from his lab table of its own volition. Zexion continued to grumble as he walked down to dinner. Who knows what else could happen…

As dinner began, Zexion realized how hard it was to multitask and keep up a steady illusion. Conversing, eating, and masking the movements of a little terror through the Organization members' legs as a strong breeze from nowhere was not easy.

As Zexion nodded along to whatever Lexaeus was commenting about, he noticed that there was quite a commotion coming from Demyx's part of the table. Demyx could not stop giggling.

"Zexion, stop that you little animal," Demyx muttered quietly, chuckling. Unfortunately, it was said at one of those moments of quiet in between conversations, and everyone heard him crystal clear. Zexion groaned inwardly as Axel choked on his lasagna. Roxas thumped him on the back as he resumed breathing. The Superior raised an eyebrow.

"Is that what I feel going on under the table?" Axel commented, snickering. Zexion found it harder and harder to focus as everyone began to start questioning Demyx all at once.

Suddenly, Zexion strutted over to where Zexion was sitting, and nipped him sharply on the leg. Zexion cried out, and lost his control of the disguise. As if on cue, the dog appeared from below the table, leaping up from the floor to Zexion's lap to the table. He ran along the table, eluding all of those who tried to catch him as he knocked over every tray in his path. He leapt off the table and right onto the Superior, who caught him by the scruff of the neck.

"Number IX."

"..Yes?"

"You have three seconds to get this dog out of the castle. Three," he began as Demyx scrambled out of his chair and towards The Superior. He had him in his arms and out through a portal as The Superior finished saying 'two.' Zexion was silent and finished his dinner quickly, walking down the hall, and exiting through a portal to find Demyx.

----------((Dun dun DUN))----------

Zexion found him in Twilight Town, sitting forlornly on the steps at the station with Zexion running around near him. Demyx looked up at Zexion as he approached, lip trembling slightly.

"What should I do with him Zexion? I don't know what to do…"

Zexion sat next to him, only barely restraining an 'I told you so.' "We can find him a good home here," he stated as he got up and held his hand out for Demyx. Demyx picked up Zexion and let himself be pulled off the steps.

-----------((walking))--------

Demyx hugged Zexion as Zexion put a box down on a doorstep. After careful monitoring of the citizens of Twilight Town, Zexion decided that this family was most likely to accept the dog into their home. Demyx gently laid Zexion in the box, knocked on the door, and summoned a portal. He walked in, and Zexion followed him.

Arriving in Demyx's bedroom, Demyx fell straight on the bed.

"See? That wasn't so bad was it," Zexion said, sitting next to his prone form.

Demyx sighed and sat up. "I'm going to miss him," he said dejectedly.

Zexion loosely put an arm around Demyx's shoulders. "You still have me," he pointed out, cheeks pinking slightly.

Demyx smiled and leaned into him. "Can I call you my little puppy?"

Zexion chuckled. "We'll see Demyx. We'll see."

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WHEEE! That was fun. Right now I have like. enough what ifs for 33 chapters. Keep it up lovelies! Each one is a new adventure!

::pulls out the list:: Up next is Cleon! Woo!

And. I had an idea! Once in a while, I might ask a question for the reviews. Because I'm curious. 8D

So. My darlings, what is your favorite story so far? Easy one.

R and R dears!

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