Eeeee. Oh how I love you so my reviewers. Its even sweeter, since usually the same people review, so I notice when some are missing and it makes me so happy when new ones review. ::glows:: but YES because and only because a few peeps suggested it, because of this demyx dressing as a feme will be added to the list. Itll be long in coming but its made it to the list. XD

Speaking of the list. Alright now this is going to sound really sad. BUT due to the massive amounts of massive, I'm asking that folk start suggesting ones for Christmas. Because there's a chance I could make it to them on time. Seriously, I have a Halloween one what is 8ish suggestions away. And its humanly impossible to get to it. SO. CHRISTMAS. XD

I love you all. : - ) And by the by. Hyper Kid. You are amazing. I look in my inbox and see a wall of reviews. I almost fell over. XD

AND the book in this story? Yeah, don't own it...well i do, but i didn't write it. XD

"talk" think ((mee))

…((this might be kinda short cuz its one in the morning XD))

What If…

Demyx asked Zexion to read him a story?

((as suggested by the lovely CatrionaHearts))

Zexion smiled faintly, for once not working on a research paper. Ah…for once I get to relax, he thought contentedly, sprawled boxer-clad out on his bed. I can even sleep later… He rolled over and sighed in contentment. There are few things that can ruin my day-

He paused as he heard a knock on his door.

That being one of them.

"Yes, Demyx?" He asked loudly to the door, already knowing who it was.

"I'm sorry I'm interrupting your day off Zexy!" Demyx said through the door. "But can I come in? I need help with something…"

Zexion stared off at a random space on the wall, thinking. Hmmm…what could he need help with? Damned curiosity. "Come on in, Demyx."

Demyx quietly walked through the door, a book in his hand. He paused, staring at the boxer-clad Zexion on his bed. Woah, he thought, admiring Zexion's lean frame as he laid on his side, propped on an elbow. Demyx let his eyes wander down his firm chest down to his flat abdomen before Zexion raised his eyebrows.

Pinking, Demyx cleared his throat and asked, "Would you mind reading this to me?"

Zexion sat up, curious. "Why? You've never liked reading before…" Inwardly, he smirked. He did not miss Demyx's impromptu perusal of his physique.

"I know. I don't have the attention span to read anything. But I figured I might if you read it to me. That way I wouldn't be distracted."

"Are you sure I wouldn't distract you?" Zexion asked devilishly, shamelessly flirting. Demyx pinked again.

"Well, I haven't thought that far ahead yet. One step at a time!" he grinned. "Will you read it to me?" he asked, sitting down beside Zexion on the bed.

"Why not." Demyx handed him the book. Zexion's eyes widened as he looked at the cover. He pinked faintly as he turned it over and read the back of it.

"Demyx?"

"Hmmm?" Demyx said, who was not paying attention to Zexion's perusal of the book and was focusing more on the view of the bedroom.

"You do know what this book is right?"

"Umm…one that is read?"

"It's called The Vampire Who Loved Me, Demyx."

"So? What's wrong with that?"

"It's a romance novel. Do you know what that is?"

"A book with romance in it? Come on Zexion," Demyx said, eyes rolling, "Just read it to me already."

Zexion sighed, opening the book. We'll get to it sooner or later… Turning to the first page, he began, "London, 1826. It was a lovely night to die…"

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Every night after dinner, Demyx would ignore Axel's catcalls of 'Of course you're reading to each other!' and follow Zexion to his room, where they would spend a few hours reading from The Vampire Who Loved Me. They had gotten almost halfway through the book, and Demyx had yet to comment on the nature of the text.

"…But she knew before he spoke that it wasn't her throat he wanted," Zexion continued to read as he and Demyx lay on his bed, "'Kiss me.' His words were little more than the echo of a whisper in her mind, but she could no more resist them than the tide could resist the inexorable tug of the moon." Zexion stopped and looked up. "Are you sure you want me to read this, Demyx?"

Demyx shushed him and told him to continue. Zexion sighed and continued reading. It can't be…could Demyx be straight?

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A few more nights passed. Zexion continued dutifully reading a few chapters a night of the romance novel to Demyx.

"'And a woman as beautiful as you deserves to be seduced at least three times a night, perhaps more often.' As that clever mouth of his worked its way from the corner of her mouth to the curve of her jaw to the tiny pulse that beat at the base of her throat, she closed her eyes and breathed out a shaky sigh. She had never dreamed that she would be so thankful he was a nocturnal creature."

Zexion looked up briefly to see that Demyx was completely absorbed in the tale. Holding back a sigh, he continued, "As his lips grazed her throat, a shudder wracked his powerful body. But he held it in check, nuzzling the sensitive shell of her ear and filling his hands--" He stopped abruptly.

"Hey!"

"Why am I reading this to you Demyx?"

"I told you why Zexy—"

"That's not what I meant."

Demyx stopped stuttering abruptly. "Well….promise you won't be angry at me."

Zexion raised an eyebrow. "I promise."

"I wanted to see why people found it so interesting."

Zexion laughed. He simply couldn't hold it in. Demyx looked offended. "Hey! There's nothing funny about it!"

Zexion still chuckled. "And all this time I thought you were straight…" Demyx looked appalled.

"Seriously Zexy! Have you not been paying attention to be at all?" he questioned, waggling his eyebrows.

Zexion put the book down on his nightstand. It still seems like he's hiding something… "That isn't the only reason, is it?"

Demyx stared at Zexion, surprised. Damn, he reads me better than the book! "…No."

"What's the other one?"

"Promise you won't laugh."

"I'll try."

Demyx glared at him, mumbling something incoherently.

"Come again?" Zexion inquired.

"I wanted to pick up some tips." Zexion spluttered.

"Tips? Oh come now Demyx, you don't need to read romance novels to get tips!" he said.

Demyx looked confused. "I don't?"

Zexion grinned, rolling to pin Demyx to the bed. "Of course not. We could always just…experiment, don't you think?" he whispered, closing in for a kiss.

Demyx grinned and pulled him closer briefly before pulling away. "Should we 'read' a couple more chapters tonight?"

"Why Demyx, I thought you'd never ask…" Zexion said, closing in for another kiss.

Suddenly, the door burst open, revealing Axel with Roxas in tow. "See?! I told you they weren't reading!" Roxas sighed, handing Axel 5 munny over to Axel.

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::chuckles:: OH man. The end was totally unplanned. XD LOVE TO ALL its really late now so. SLEEP.

R AND R PWEASE.

freaky-hanyou