I am so excited to write this one. You all have no idea. ::frolics:: But yeah. Reviewers are amazing. Just so you know. ::squees::

AND. If anybody is ACTUALLY following along with the Master List (Jr!). Demyx as a woman has been unofficially in the que for a while, but today it was officially what if-ed. SO I'm keeping it where it was in the line up but it will be credited to said person. So no one gets confuzzled. Eeee. I think I might have to speed up the pace if I want to get to the Christmas ones by Christmas. Damn.

Alright so. if I start doing 2 a days you have to PROMISE that you people will review both. Because I want to get to the Christmas ones during Christmas. 8D

SO HERE WE GO.

What If…

Sora got his head stuck in a bike rack at night, and Riku

was the only one to help him get it out?

((as suggested by the lovely zestychicken2))

Riku sighed contentedly as he walked with Sora through the quiet park. It was nearly midnight, and technically they weren't supposed to be in the park after dusk, but Sora had eaten too much sugar and needed to find a way to work out his pent up energy.

"Riku…Riiiiiikuuuuu!"

Riku's eye twitched. Why did I let him eat eleven brownies…he thought darkly. He barely restrained himself from smacking Sora when the younger brunette started to poke him in the side.

"Yes, Sora?"

"This is boring! I want to play a game!"

"What kind of game?" Riku asked plainly, playing along with the Hyper!Sora and his antics.

"I dunno…how about the Keyblade Masters and Organization 13!"

"…How do you play that?"

Sora slid and arm around Riku and pulled him close to whisper conspiratorially, "it's like cops and robbers but with cooler names. Let's play!" he said, pushing Riku away. "I'm Xemnas and you have to catch me!"

Riku smiled slightly. "Do you seriously want me to summon my weapon?"

Sora looked at him exasperatedly. "It's pretend, idiot!"

Riku chuckled darkly as he 'pretended' to ninja Sora to the ground and 'pretended' to smirk and straddle him triumphantly.

Sora pouted. "No fair."

Riku smiled dashingly. "So what do I do with my prisoner?"

Sora grinned. "You have to put me in prison!" Sora pushed Riku off and stood up, 'pretending' to be dragged off to the 'prison' also known as the bike rack.

Sora fell to the ground behind it. "Oh no! How will I ever get out? It's too small to crawl through…or is it?" Sora said as he started to push his head through the bars.

Riku instantly sobered as he realized what Sora was doing. "Sora, I don't think that's a good id-"

"Oh stuff it Riku, I'm only pretending," Sora said absentmindedly as he pushed his head through the bars. "See? It doesn't work," he concluded, and tried to pull his head back. Failing, he tried again, but to no avail.

Riku squatted down by his trapped friend. "Congratulations. You actually got your head stuck in a bike rack."

Sora's sugar high began to wear off considerably as he considered his situation. "Help me get out Riku!"

Riku quickly assessed the situation. "I'm calling the fire department," he concluded, striding over towards the pay phone.

"Wait!" Sora protested, "If you call them, we'll get in trouble for being in the park so late!"

Riku stopped and turned around, grinning maniacally. "I could always just get a chainsaw…" he said darkly, walking closer to Sora.

Sora looked frightened for a split-second, and then skeptical. "You wouldn't."

Riku laughed and fell to the ground next to Sora's head. "Of course I wouldn't. Now, what should I get to try to get you out?"

Sora thought for a minute. "Go to the store and get….butter! Get butter. That always works on the TV shows…"

Riku stood up. "You are paying me back for everything we try tonight."

---------((one trip to the convenience store later))---------

"The only kind of butter they had was spray butter," Riku said, announcing his return.

Sora smiled when he saw Riku sit down next to him. "Oh man Riku, I am so glad you're back! It's actually kind of scary here at night…" he trailed off.

Riku rubbed Sora's head affectionately. "You'll be out soon. Now what should I do with this?"

Sora thought for a minute. "Spray it on the sides of my head. I think that'll work. Just don't get it in my ears!"

Riku held in his laughter as he sprayed butter on the sides of Sora's head. There is no way that this is going to work.

Sure enough, Sora started to pull his head back, and nothing happened. Sora slumped down, disappointed. A few seconds later, his head shot up with another idea. "I've got it!"

Riku looked over at him warily. "What now…?"

"Reach into my back pocket."

Riku started momentarily, but quickly pulled out whatever Sora wanted that was in his back pocket. He almost fell over onto the pavement when he realized that he was holding a bottle of KY Warming Lubricant in his hand.

"Sora…why in the world do you have this?"

Sora looked at the ground. "You know, for emergencies?"

Riku snickered. "And you think this is going to do the trick?" Sora nodded, and Riku reluctantly started to squeeze some out onto his hand.

"Sora?"

"Hmm?"

"This is empty."

Sora was silent for a moment. Then, "You'll have to go get some more."

Riku started. "Ohhhh no, I am not getting—" he stopped when he looked over at Sora's puppy face and teary eyes. "…Fine. Are you sure you'll be alright here?"

"Positive."

Riku patted his head and started off for the convenience store again. He heard Sora call after him, "Make sure you get the right kind!"

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Riku cringed inwardly as he walked into the convenience store yet again. Ten munny says that this KY is over by the birth control, Riku thought, heading over to 'That Section' of the store. He felt awkward as he picked up a bottle. I didn't think Sora was ready for this part of our relationship, he thought, grinning to himself as he walked up to the cash register.

The teenage girl looked him over as she rang up his purchase. "This for your boyfriend?" She asked coyly as she put it in a bag and took his munny.

Riku pinked slightly as he took the bag and replied, "It's for emergencies."

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Riku walked back up to where Sora was stuck in the bike rack, red in the face. "You so owe me for that," Riku muttered. "I'm never going to be able to go back into that store again."

"Why not? I go in there and get that all the time."

"Exactly," Riku replied.

"It's not really a bad thing is it?" Sora asked quietly. Riku looked over at him, surprised.

"You want me to…regularly…buy you your…KY?" Riku asked.

"We might have to….use it…a lot if I keep getting stuck in…bike racks…" Sora finished lamely.

Riku chuckled lightly. Sora sucks at flirting. "Come on, let's get you out of here."

Riku spread some of the KY onto his hand and awkwardly spread it around Sora's head and neck.

"It's warm," Sora muttered quietly.

"I guess it's living up to its name then," Riku replied. "Are you ready to try now?"

Sora steeled himself and pulled his head back. Surprisingly, he fell right back, and with a 'pop' he was free.

"…Wow," Riku said, shifting slightly. "That stuff really works then."

Sora laughed as he picked himself up off the pavement.

Riku looked at him mock-sternly. "Now Sora, what did we learn today?"

"KY is slicker than Penzoil?"

Riku sighed and smacked him over the head as they began to walk back towards Riku's house.

Sora laughed, "I know, I know, I won't stick my head in the bike rack."

"That's right. Besides," he said, grinning, "you owe me for buying that KY."

Sora grinned as well. "What exactly do I owe you?"

Riku broke into a run. "Let's get back to my room and find out!"

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Oh. Man. THAT was fun. Fun Fun Fun. I am seriously going to try to book so I can get to the Christmas ones as Christmas time. But you have to be nice and review them even if I don't pace them?

LOVE TO ALL!

freaky-hanyou