Alright. I have been nice. Really I have. But I was looking forward to my reviews ALL school. And I come home to five. For two fics that I poured blood into. Now I know what happened. My lovely reviewers just weren't online today. WHICH IS OKAY I STILL LOVE EVERY INCH OF ALL OF YOU THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM IN THE SLIGHTEST! THIS is me talking to those 50ish other people that I haven't had the pleasure to talk to yet.

So am I going to be evil and not update? No, because that's mean to all those who do review. AND I still know you like the story because you keep reading XD. BUT STILL.

Am I going to be evil and lecture you? Nope! I AM HAVING AN AUTHOR INTERVENTION.

This is for Kiki, and Zesty, and my new lovely OnlyInThisLight, who also stayed up til 1. AND FOR EVERYBODY ELSE WHO HAS EVER REVIEWED LIKE um NOIRCAT AND AND LINK-CHAN AND INSPIRE-ILLUMINATE AND THE MADHATHOR AND DEMYX-KILLINGMESOFTLY AND CATRIONAHEARTS AND JAPANESE ROCKER AND FIRELID AND GOGOTHGIRL AND MAJORCRUSH AND LILDEVIL AND PLAIN JANE IS A VAMPIRE AND HYPER KID AND NOONES AND AND ::collapses::. I LOVE YOU ALL!

Btw this story is pure crack.

A SPECIAL WHAT IF SHORT!

What If…

The authoress got pissed about reviews and

decided to write a story about it?

((as suggested by the lovely ME, freaky-hanyou))

Axel looked around warily as he walked down the darkened street. Weird…he thought, Why would Roxas tell me to meet him here? He continued to be puzzled as he walked to the corner of the road, where Roxas told him that he would meet him. He spotted him straight ahead, and was about to sigh with relief when he saw the slightly tensed look on his face. Something's wrong.

Axel jogged up to him. "Hey Rox, what's wrong?"

Roxas' eyes widened when he saw him. "Quick Axel! Leave before she impresses you into her bro-"

"I do hope you weren't going to say brothel, because my club is anything but," a figure said as she stepped out of the shadows. Axel took a step towards Roxas protectively as he saw her. She had a vicious glint in her sharp brown eyes as she stood with her arms crossed next to Roxas.

"I found this little one wandering all alone today-"

"I was going to get an ice cream-" The woman shushed him.

"And I decided that he needed to be taken care of properly. So I have made him my slave. This is to be your last meeting. Say goodbye now."

Axel blinked. "Wait.what? There is no way you can-"

"Oh I can," she said as she held out a contract. "He signed it!"

"I thought it was a coupon-!"

Axel sighed. This is ludicrous. "Alright crazy lady,"

"My name isCaroline."

"Alright, Caroline," he said cheekily, "what can I do to free my dear Roxy from your evil clutches?"

"You must work at Turtle's for reviews."

"Come again?"

"You know," she said exasperatedly, "reviews! You must dance, get locked in a closet, or even cook filet mignon if you have to! Anything that the audience wants, and after you complete such a daring feat, you must earn reviews! Once you earn a sufficient amount, I will release Roxas into your capable hands."

Axel looked down at the woman incredulously. "You're serious."

"Of course."

"…Roxy?"

Roxas nodded hesitantly.

"Alright then!" Axel said, clapping his hands together. "I will do everything in my power! Even if it means selling myself my dear Roxy! I will do it foryou!" He struck a 'Power Pose.'

Roxas facepalmed. "You are going to enjoy every minute of this aren't you."

"Damn straight."

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Alright I'm seriously going to update now. XD I thought that would be amusing. I was going to make the owner of the gay club me, but my friend Caroline was like NOOOOOO MEEE So why not. SO.

IF YOU WANT AXEL TO FREE ROXAS YOU HAVE TO REVIEW!!

This has been a journey into my mind. I'll update properly now. 8D

freaky-hanyou