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What If…

Sora and Riku try to tell Kairi about their relationship?

((as suggested by the lovely lildevil425))

Sora moaned aloud as Riku performed miracles with his tongue as he tugged at Riku's shirt. I don't think it could get any better than this…Sora thought contentedly as he finally got Riku's shirt pulled off without coming up for air Thank god for buttons… Sora growled and flipped Riku onto the bed, chuckling. Riku quirked an eyebrow.

"Why are you acting so devious?"

Sora smiled. "Because it's my turn." Sora pulled Riku in for another deep kiss when he heard cans jingling in the hallway. "Shit! Quick Riku! Un-pause the video game!" he whispered frantically as he threw a controller at Riku's head. He quickly jumped onto the bed beside Riku, pretending to be into the game.

"Wha-?"

"Hey guys!" Kairi greeted, "I'm sorry I'm late, I spent a little more time at the mall than I thought I would….Why were there cans all over the steps? And where's Riku's shirt?" she asked questioningly.

"Oh sorry Kairi!" Sora said, rubbing the back of his head apologetically. "I dropped those on the stairs earlier, and I forgot about them because I was…preoccupied…" Sora trailed off, flashbacking to him dropping cans on the steps purposely while eagerly chasing Riku up to his bedroom.

"And I was hot," Riku explained succinctly.

Kairi nodded. "Well, I don't know about you, but I am famished! I'm going to go downstairs and get some lemonade, would anybody want some?" Both Riku and Sora nodded.

As the door shut behind her, Sora fell back onto the bed with a sigh of relief after he re-paused the game. Riku propped himself up on an elbow, looking down at Sora while chuckling quietly.

"I don't think your 'booby-traps' are very effective Sora."

"Nonsense! We heard her coming didn't we?"

Riku sighed. "We're going to have to tell her sometime you know," he reasoned. "She's not stupid."

Sora nodded. "I know, I know. But just a liitle while longer," he said, sighing.

--------------((a few days later))-------------

Riku walked upstairs slowly. I know it's not normal for me to have to let myself in, but it doesn't seem like anyones home… Riku snickered as he heard loud singing coming from the shower. There he is. Riku quietly walked towards the bathroom.

"YOU MAY HATE ME BUT IT AIN'T NO LIE, BABY BYE BYE BYEEE!" Sora sang, completely oblivious to the door opening.

"Why hello, my dear Sora!" Sora swore.

"Holy shit Riku! You scared the crap out of me!" Riku smiled as he neared the shower curtain.

"Mind if I join you?" Riku asked, his voice taking on a deeper tone.

Sora popped his head out of the shower. "What an excellent idea! But if you do recall, it is my turn," Sora muttered quietly as he reached out a hand to pull Riku in with him.

The instant he grabbed Riku's shoulder, there was a knock on the door. "Sora? Is that you? Do I hear Riku in there?"

"Yeah Kairi I'm here! I had to go to the bathroom, I'll be right out!" Riku looked at Sora apologetically as he walked towards the door.

"I'll be out soon too Kairi!"

'We have to tell her!' Riku mouthed as he opened the door. Sora facepalmed.

"Hey Riku, why is your shoulder so wet?"

Riku grimaced.

---------------((a few MORE days))--------

"Watching a movie at your house is the best," Sora sighed contentedly, cuddling into Riku's chest.

"No it's not," Riku replied stubbornly,

"Riku. You have a home theater. That makes any movie amazing!"

"I'm pretty sure the time you made us watch the Teletubbies was certainly not on my list of all things 'amazing'."

Sora laughed and cuddled closer. "You know," he whispered, sliding down Riku's body, "It is still my turn…"

Riku took in a breath sharply. "It is," he agreed. "Why don't you—"

"Sora? What are you doing?"

"…..And here's the marble!" Sora said, pulling a marble out of Riku's pocket. "See? Isn't that a cool magic trick?"

Riku blinked. "Mind-blowing." Sora gave him an apologetic glance and leapt off the couch to greet Kairi.

----------------((next week))-----------

"Sora." Riku said plainly, sitting across from him on the bed in his room.

"…Yes?"

"We are telling her. Today. I cannot live with this anymore! She appears at all the worst possible moments!"

"Oh she does not-"

"The bedroom?"

"Well, that-"

"The shower?"

"Yeah, that was-"

"The couch?"

"That was interesting-"

"The pool locker room?"

Sora paused. "…Yeah. That was pretty bad. Maybe we should tell her…"

"We are," Riku said sternly. "Who knows? Maybe she won't be…that angry…"

Sora shuddered at the memory of the last time he had seen Kairi 'angry'. They were five, and Riku had dropped a crab down Sora's pants at the beach. Sora had screamed and accidentally ripped Kairi's new swimsuit in the flailing process. Sora couldn't sit for a week. And it was not because of the crab.

"Hey guys!" Kairi said as she opened the door. "No cans on the steps today?"

Sora shook his head solemnly. "Listen Kairi. We have something important we want to tell you." Kairi sat down on the edge of the bed.

"Well, you see-"

"What Riku is trying to say is—"

"We've been dating for a 3 months now." Riku spat out. Both of them waited for their come-uppance.

Kairi blinked. "So I've been off by 2 months? Wow. You guys actually kept a secret. Nice job!"

Sora and Riku looked at eachother, dumbfounded. "You mean…you aren't mad?" Sora asked shyly.

"No silly! I've actually been interrupting you two on purpose for the past few weeks. I figured you'd have to tell me sometime!"

Riku smacked Sora on the shoulder. "I told you she wasn't stupid."

"So…" Sora started, still slow on the uptake. "You aren't…mad."

"Not at all! Who wouldn't be a fan of such cute guys making out?!" Kairi said squealing.

"You'd be surprised," Riku said dryly.

"Well, I think I'll leave you alone this afternoon," Kairi said, getting up. "I think I've been bugging you enough these past few weeks. Have fun you two!" she said, winking, as she shut the door behind her with a snap.

Sora turned his head towards Riku slowly.

"…What just happened?"

"She doesn't care," Riku replied slowly, "She even likes it. Great," he said, falling back on the bed, "Now we just have to worry about her rigging our rooms with cameras."

Sora laughed and crawled over to Riku. "Why don't we give her a show then?" he whispered huskily. "After all," he said, hands roaming south, "it has been my turn for a few weeks…why don't we use a little bit of that pent up…energy?"

Riku chuckled quietly and groaned as Sora leaned down to kiss him passionately.

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