Eee! Hello my darlings. You people rule. I left my ring at school, and of course its Friday, soo you made me feel better that my idiocy just lost my 130 dollar ring. ::sadness::

AND. EVEN if you say that I don't have to do it. I'mstillgonnaaaa. ::cackle:: They are all a challenge! As silly or as wtfhowintheworld that they are. No skipping. 8D

So I looked at my inbox and I'm like woah did we break the high score?! Nope not yet! Plain Jane you rock. XP AND! ROXAS IS NOT FREE. XD I let him out so he can help Axel work off his slave fee. ;-)

And so you know how drastically far behind I am in What Ifs…in the reviews, the ones I am pulling from are from page 8 of 12 and are dated mid September. The new ones are on page 1. XP

OnlyInThisLight: hahah I know hence why I didn't want him to be gay. 8D Altho I would like to know where in the world everyone gets so much detail as to what when down with Roxas and Axel during the Organization. I haven't been able to find anything on that one!

What If…

Sora got drunk for his birthday, and told Riku about

a very interesting feeling he was hiding…?

((as suggested by the lovely zesty))

Sora rolled over in his bed and looked at his clock. Hmm…eleven o'clock. Late enough! Sora stretched and leapt out of bed. Surprisingly, the floor cried out and squished under his feet. Sora started and fell back on the bed.

"Riku! I'm sorry! I forgot you slept over," Sora said sheepishly.

"It's alright," Riku replied. First I have to sleep on the floor, and then I get stepped on. Geez.

Riku noticed that Sora was still staring at him. "What?" Riku said innocently, "it's not like today has anything special going on."

Sora glared at him. "There is and you know it. You only stayed over for my mother's birthday pancakes."

"True. Happy Birthday Sora!" Riku said, giving Sora the traditional man-hug. Then, both of them raced downstairs for breakfast.

----------((after breakfast))--------

After breakfast, Sora and Riku realized that they had the house to themselves. Sora's dad was away on a business trip and his mom had to leave for work.

"You're sure you'll be alright sweetie?" Sora's mom asked as she kissed him goodbye.

"I'll be fine mom," Sora said, "go make money."

His mom smiled. "Have fun Sora!" Riku grinned evilly as she left the house. "You do realize that we have this entire house to ourselves for today, your birthday," Riku stated evenly.

"Yes!"

"And you know what this means?"

"What."

"Pillow fight!" Riku said, lunging for couch pillows and launching them at Sora. A Battle Royale: Pillow Style ensued for the next half hour. Every pillow in the house was littered about on the floor. Sora peeled out of his parent's bedroom, leaving assorted pillows strewn about on the floor as a trap for Riku, who quickly followed.

"Ha!" Riku said, dodging pillows as if they were…well, pillows. "If I can defeat Darkness, I'm pretty sure I can dodge pillows," Riku said laughing. As if on cue, he missed a step and tripped over a body pillow.

Sora started laughing, until he noticed that Riku was falling straight for him. It was too late to move, and Sora acted as a cushion for Riku between the floor. Riku put his arms out so he wouldn't crush Sora, effectively pinning him to the ground.

Sora laughed harder. "Defeat Darkness hmm?"

Riku chuckled. "Shut up."

Sora only stopped laughing when he realized that not only could he hear Riku laugh, he could feel it. An awkward silence ensued. Riku stared at Sora intensely. Sora returned it with his own stare for a few seconds before blinking.

"Um…let's clean up the house," Sora said, pushing Riku up so he could get up. Riku sighed internally.

---------((::hits fast forward button::))---------

After cleaning up the house, lunch, and a Heroes: Season One Marathon, it was already around 7 o'clock. Sora stretched from his position on one of the couches in the living room. Riku turned from his spot on the floor, looking up at him.

"Are you staying over again, I'm assuming?" Sora asked. Riku nodded.

"Why not," Riku said, "After all, if you get hammered or something, I have to be here to make sure you don't slit your wrists or something."

Sora looked as if he had gotten the most brilliant idea in the world. "That's it Riku! That will make my birthday interesting!"

"…slitting your wrists?" Riku asked tentatively, reaching for a phone to call the Suicide Hotline.

Sora laughed. "No silly, I wanna get wasted!"

Riku blinked. "Seriously?" Sora nodded. "Well, I guess you could, I won't stop you," Riku said slowly as Sora got up to go towards the kitchen.

Sora turned around. "You don't want me to?"

Riku stood up and walked over to him. "No, it's fine with me; I just don't want to get completely hammered."

"Deal. I'll keep you from jumping out the window, and you'll keep me from slitting my wrists! It'll be fun!"

"Right."

-----((a raid of the liquor cabinet and 2 hours later))----

A completely and utterly wasted Sora laughed hysterically as he rolled around on his bed. "Oh man! Look at that pile!" he slurred, pointing to the pile of beer and Smirnoff bottles next to a cross-legged Riku.

An only slightly inebriated Riku looked to his left at the pile. "What's so funny about it?"

"It's so…brown!" Sora said, cracking up. "And and, clear!" He burst into hysterical laughter again.

"You're hopeless," Riku sighed, getting up and sitting on the bed next to Sora.

Sora laughed and ignored him. Riku forced him to pay attention.

"No seriously, you need to calm down a little bit," Riku said sternly.

"Why?" Sora asked, pretending to be serious. His expression changed as he rolled over, partially on top of Riku. "Do you…want me to be?" he asked, semi-seductively.

Riku blinked, reflexively pushing himself into the bed. "S-sora, cut it out!"

Sora rolled away, breaking into hysterical laughter. Riku sighed and turned on his side, watching Sora laugh.

"Wanna know something funny?" Sora asked Riku after he calmed down.

"What?" Riku said, half interested.

"I've secretly liked you since kindergarten!" Sora snickered, "And I've been too afraid to tell you because I thought it would 'ruin our friendship.' Isn't that funny?" Sora continued laughing.

Riku started. "Sora, quit fooling around."

The Drunk!Sora looked hurt. "But I'm not kidding!"

"…Really?" Riku asked tentatively.

"Really." Sora said, moving closer and closer to Riku.

Riku weighed his options about responding. Well…there's no way he's going to remember this in the morning... "I like you too," Riku muttered quietly.

Sora squealed and tackled Riku to the bed. "Really? Yay!" Sora exclaimed, hugging Riku tight. "Now we can get married, and have babies, and have a farm on the North Pole!"

Riku looked up at him, only half serious. "Men can't have babies Sora. And isn't the North Pole a little cold for a farm?"

Sora pouted. "You're no fun," Sora whispered quietly, slowly moving towards Riku's lips. Riku's eyes crossed as he watched what was happening. He hesitated, then put his fingers over Sora's lips.

"What's wrong?" a muffled Sora asked.

"I can't Sora. You're drunk! You won't remember this in the morning," Riku admitted softly.

"I will too! You just wait!" Sora said determinedly, rolling away from Riku. Riku laughed, sitting up.

"We'll see," Riku said, intending to lie down on the floor to go to sleep.

"Where are you goin?" Sora asked.

"To bed."

"You could stay up here if you want," Sora asked quietly.

Riku paused. "I guess I could," Riku said, moving back towards the top of the bed. Sora giggled and snuggled under the covers with Riku.

"Just don't throw up on me in the morning," Riku said dryly. Sora laughed.

------((morning!))------

Sora awoke to a variety of feelings, all combining to feel as if he was ran over by a train and consequently made into a Toaster Strudel and eaten by small children. He tried to roll over away from the bright sunlight only to realize that a pair of strong arms were holding him in place.

Sora froze. Something happened last night, his mind deduced. He wracked his brain. "Dammit, I can't remember," Sora muttered, frustrated. Riku shifted. Dammit, he was always an extra-light sleeper.

"Sora?" Riku asked groggily, "Do you have to throw up or something?"

"Why are you up here?" Sora asked, harsher than he intended to.

Riku flinched and started to get up. "I'm sorry," he said, "let me get you some aspirin." Sora grabbed onto his shirt sleeve and pulled him close again.

"I meant, what happened that I can't remember that resulted in you not sleeping on the floor?" Sora elaborated.

Riku hesitated. "Well…you said some…things…"

"What kind of 'things'?"

Riku muttered something quietly.

"Hungover people have ringing ears you know," Sora said. "I need a repeat."

"You said that you liked me since kindergarten and that you were afraid to tell me."

Sora blinked. "…And what did you say?"

Riku hesitated again. "I said I liked you too." Sora relaxed a little bit.

"Did anything else happen?"

"No!" Riku protested instantly, "I knew you were wasted, although you did try to kiss me," Riku muttered quietly.

Sora smiled. "You're so honorable Riku. Although that's not how I wanted to tell you," Sora said quietly.

Riku hugged him tighter. "It's alright Sora. You told me. It just took you getting completely wasted to do it," he said chuckling. "Now, I do believe a kiss is in order," Riku whispered, pulling Sora closer and kissing him.

Sora sighed into the kiss as Riku worked his lips over his. He wound his arms around Riku's neck, and tugged on his hair as Riku ran his tongue around Sora's lips. Sora opened his mouth, and Riku smiled into the kiss as he explored this new part of Sora he had not had the priveledge to visit before. Eventually, air was needed, and they pulled apart.

Riku sighed contentedly. "We really need to get rid of that alcohol pile," he said, looking over at it.

Sora laughed. "Way to be random Riku. Can't we just go back to sleep for a while? I have a headache," he muttered.

Riku smiled. "Sure. But don't expect to get any sleep tomorrow," he said grinning.

Sora smiled and cuddled back under the covers with Riku.

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Gah I'm so tired. I MIIIGHT not write one tomorrow, I'mnot sure. ::goes to collapse in bed::

Free Roxas children! I'm seeing new reviewers every day! Keep up the good work everyone!

freaky-hanyou