Blaine loved sleeping in the loft with Kurt. A long weekend was a perfect excuse to book a train ticket to New York for some quality boyfriend time. But Blaine needed warmth to sleep, and right now, he was freezing. He snuggled closer to Kurt, realizing Kurt was much squishier than usual. He snapped out of his half slumber, realizing that he was squeezing a pillow instead of his boyfriend. He sat up, squinting in the dark, looking around. He saw, across the room in a chair, Kurt's porcelain face illuminated in the screen of his computer. Blaine turned and looked at the clock. It was 5:30 AM! "Kurt, what on earth are you doing?" Blaine asked groggily. Kurt's head shot up in surprise.
"Did I wake you up? I tried to be quiet," Kurt said apologetically.
"That doesn't answer my question. Are you alright?" Blaine asked.
"Oh I'm fine! Or I will be, once I get these Elizabeth Taylor earrings! The auction closes in 10 minutes!" Kurt said enthusiastically, almost maniacally. Blaine moaned.
"Are you shopping online again?" he asked.
"…maybe," Kurt replied. Blaine sighed.
"Kurt, do you remember what happened last time you did a bunch of online shopping? You maxed out your credit card! You couldn't even get coffee the next morning!" Blaine said.
"I can't help it! It's my vice!" Kurt said, giving Blaine puppy eyes.
"I don't care what it is! It's a bad habit and you're going to get in trouble. How much are the earrings anyway?" Blaine asked.
"Oh, not much. Like, somewhere between 200 and…6,000 dollars…" Kurt said, hiding behind his computer screen. Blaine got up.
"Kurt, you have a problem." Blaine snatched the computer away and Blaine shut it and stuffed it under the bed. "Now, please come back to bed," Blaine pleaded. Kurt sighed.
"Fine. It's not like I'd be able to wear them anyways," Kurt said, laughing. They both laid back down and curled up around each other.
"They would be awesome to have…" Blaine began.
"Please don't remind me," Kurt said sadly. Blaine kissed his cheek and they both drifted to sleep. There was only one thing that could make Kurt happier than owning something that belonged to Elizabeth Taylor: Blaine.