AHEM. SO. I have moved Roxas to the high security area of my bedro--…the dungeons, because out of the 70something who read FOUR. reviewed. ((Fouramazing.)) Which means that my usual lovelies just haven't seen that I updated, which is cool. And I'm getting new reviewers every day, which is good, but STILL.

::evil glare::

ANYHOODLIES. I WROTE A STOREH. which is what if in nature, go figure, but. I still wrote it. 8D GO CHECK IT OUT! eee.

Alright let's do this. THIS is the Halloween one I wanted to get to like, oh about a monthish or so ago. ::innocence::

What If…

Kairi made Sora dress up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween,

and Riku thought he looked really cute?

((as suggested by the lovely Sofricus Aurora Zakuro))

Sora opened the door gleefully around 4 o clock on Halloween. "Kairi! Did you bring this amazing Halloween present I should wear?"

"Oh I did," she said, with a hint of deviousness in her voice. "And you're going to love it!" she said, pulling it out from behind her back.

Sora's eyes widened as he slowly backed away into his house. "Ohhh no, I am not wearing that Trick-or-Treating, there is No. Way."

Just as he was about to give chase, Kairi exclaimed, "if you don't wear this, I'm telling Riku that you wet your bed until you were seven!"

Sora paused mid-step. "You're evil."

"That's right. Now get ready, we're meeting Riku at his house."

------((fast forward!))----

Riku sat in his living room, dressed as Zorro to go trick-or-treating with Kairi and Sora. I still think we're too old to go trick-or-treating, he thought, sword in hand. The doorbell rang, and he got up from his spot on the couch to answer it. It must be them.

Opening the door, he saw that it was a witch and someone dressed as Dora the Explorer. He smiled as he turned around to get candy. "Isn't it a bit early to start trick-or-treating?"

"Stuff it Riku and let us in already." Riku froze and turned around. He looked at Dora closer. Under the black wig was a pair of fierce blue eyes.

"….Sora?" Riku said, barely containing his laughter. "You're…Dora?"

Sora glared at him. "Kairi made me do it."

"You sure look the part," he said, admiring his pink t-shirt and little red shorts. "Those shorts look like the ones you wore when we were younger!" He couldn't hold his laughter in any longer.

Sora twitched. "Will you just let us inside already?!"

Riku straightened. "Not until you say something in Spanish."

"No."

"Come on! We took Spanish for 8 years! You have to remember something."

Sora sighed, and pulled out the little book of Spanish translations that Kairi gave him. "Déjeme en su casa que usted bitch," he said, smirking.

Riku paused. "'Let me in your house you bitch,'" he translated, "very nice," he said, moving out of the way. As he let them walk in front of him to the living room, Riku admired the view of Sora's rear that the tighter pants offered. This might be a worthwhile trip after all.

----------((Whee!))-----

"This is crap," Sora said, going up to the fifth house that evening. "Every effing house it's, 'say something in Spanish, Say something in Spanish!' Gah, why are we trick-or-treating again?"

"Because you wanted to," Kairi supplied.

"Well if I would have gotten to dress up as something cool, like Riku got to, then it would be fun.

Riku smiled. "Well, then you wouldn't have all those little girls looking at you like you're their idol," he said mockingly.

"Atorníllele Riku."

A nearby Spanish woman who was taking her kids out covered their ears.

"Let's not have Dora be saying 'Screw you' in front of the children," Riku said, laughing.

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After Sora and Riku had walked Kairi home, they arrived at his house, where Sora promptly rid himself of his hated wig in the entranceway.

"This was stupid," he said, "I am never letting Kairi pick out my Halloween costume. Ever. Again."

"Oh come on," Riku said devilishly, "you looked so cute with your 'Pouty Spanish Idol' look."

Sora started and turned around, walking backwards up the stairs to his bedroom. "You really think I look cute in this?"

Riku smiled as they reached the top of the stairs. "Of course. You should have had Kairi get a size up of the shorts," he said, chuckling. Sora looked down, his face reddening.

"You're such a perv Riku."

"Guilty."

"So, what, are we going to play Zorro ravishes Dora?"

"No. That's disturbing Sora." Riku said, chuckling. "But, you could say something sexy in Spanish…"

Sora thought for a moment, then put on his 'Come-undress-me' expression. "Vamamos tienen gran sexo en mi dormitorio," he said seductively.

Riku smiled. "Why, I would love to have great sex in your bedroom!" he said, playfully leading Sora towards his bedroom. "Or," he said, stopping. "Why bother when we could just have it right here," he said, pushing Sora up against the wall and kissing him deeply.

Sora groaned involuntarily as Riku ground his hips upward against his own. He quickly wrapped his legs and arms around Riku, fisting his hair and pulling his black hat off of his head.

Pulling away briefly, he whispered breathlessly, "you look really sexy in that outfit you know," Sora said.

Riku smiled, walking into Sora's bedroom and throwing Sora down on the bed. "I'm pretty sure you'd look even better with that outfit off," he replied. Sora laughed as Riku settled himself on top of him, and placed little kisses down his jaw.

"Riku," Sora whispered.

"Mmm?" Riku replied against Sora's neck.

"Your sword is poking me in the ribs." Riku laughed.

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Hee! LAME. XP That was fun. SLEEP TIME!

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