((YOU KNOW. i wanted to put this up YESTERDAY but STUPID wouldn't let me. grr. so technically TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY! WHEE!))

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. So basically all of you except Zesty need to drag your asses to my profile ::points:: ((that over there XD)) and read Tresune. Consider it a birthday present.

You heard right folks. MY BIRTHDAYS TOMORROW:WHEEEEE: So. I might not update tomorrow. 8D

And all that Spanish was from a translation site. although I did take Spanish for 8 years. and now I take Latin. and soon I will be all about Japanese. eeeee.

But yeah. So birthday presentreviews. XP

This one might be a bit difficult for meh…I'm having a hard time finding the plot bunny…

What If…

Axel and Roxas went to see the movie/musical RENT?

((as suggested by the lovely Sofricus Aurora Zakuro))

Axel sighed dramatically as he cuddled with Roxas on his bed. He stared at the TV blankly, not paying attention to what was on in the slightest. He looked down to the pleasantly napping bundle in his arms, and smiled.How peaceful, he thought, sighing again, this clearly needs to be interrupted.

"Rooooxyyyyyyy," Axel whispered into Roxas' ear quietly.

"Mmmrfdon'tshowthestaplerAxel'sunderwear…" Roxas muttered. Axel rolled his eyes.

"Rise and shine Roxy. Axel's bored." Roxas shifted.

"Don't wanna get up," he said softly, pouting slightly.

"But I needentertainment," Axel said, waggling his eyebrows at the groggy Roxas. Roxas smiled.

"Can't we do something else?"

Axel looked crestfallen. "You don't want to have mind-bending Demyx-and-Zexion-waking sex?"

"Of course I do," Roxas said, starting to get up, "It's just that I want to do something else first," he said, pulling Axel off the bed.

"Like what?"

"Ummm…I dunno," Roxas pondered. "How about a movie?" Axel smiled and dramatically summoned a portal.

"TO THE TWILIGHT TOWN MOVIE RENTAL PLACE! HIGH HO ROXY AWAYYYYYY!" Axel dove into the portal.

Roxas rolled his eyes and walked in calmly, to find Axel sprawled against an alley wall on the other side. Roxas laughed at him and helped him up. "You really need to learn to walk," Roxas said dryly, leading the way to the Video Rental Place.

-----------(((haa it just asked me if I wanted to google map video rental place XD:))-----------

((Anyway.))

"Ooohh, hey Rox what about this one?"

"No."

"But you didn't even look!"

"That's because we're in the video games section," Roxas replied shortly, walking away towards the newer releases. Taking Axel here is like taking a kid to Toys R Us…then again, you can't really take Axel there either… Roxas turned around to see Axel pouring over the movies in the children's section.

"Axel!" Roxas called sternly. "Come over here!"

Axel walked over. "I'm not four, you know," Axel said, "Ooooh look! This one has a monkey in it!" Axel picked up the movie and gave Roxas the puppy face.

"I'd say you were five," Roxas replied, putting the movie back.

"You're such a meanie," Axel said, leaning against the movie rack. Unfortunately, because it was a small movie store, the rack fell right over, and right into the next one, and the next one, and the next one…

Axel stared wide-eyed at the movie destruction. Roxas quickly grabbed a movie, threw some munny on the counter, and summoned a portal to arrive quickly back in Axel's room.

------((oh dear))-----

"Axel."

Axel turned around to face Roxas slowly, putting on his don't-forget-you-love-me face. "What's wrong Roxie?"

"That was the fifth movie place in or near Twilight Town we can no longer go to because you haven't learned you can't lean on the movie racks."

Axel winced. "I'm sorry!" After a pause, he asked hesitantly. "…What movie did you grab?"

Roxas twitched. The last time he had to "grab" a movie, they ended up watching The Led in Life: How Pencils are Made. He cautiously looked at the movie in his hand. "…Rent," he said.

"Huh." Axel said, "That sounds like it had promise." He flopped onto the bed. "Put it in!"

------((cut to: Out Tonight))-----

Axel and Roxas, who was cuddled in his favorite position atop Axel, watched the movie quietly.

"…It says 'I wanna commit a crime, Wanna be the cause of a fight, Wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt With a stranger'…"

Roxas looked up at Axel and blinked. "Do we really have to watch this scene?"

Axel smiled. "But it could be important to the plot Roxy!"

Roxas gave him the 'whatthehellAxel' look.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding," Axel said, skipping the chapter.

------((cut to: I'll Cover You))-----

"Live in my house, i'll be your shelter, just pay be back with one thousand kisses, be my lover and i'll cover you…" Axel smiled and swayed Roxas to the music.

"Ooooh, I like this song…" Roxas smiled.

"….just slip me on i'll be your blanket wherever whatever i'll be your coat…"

"Hey Roxy…." Roxas looked up. "Do you like leather or fur jackets?"

Roxas laughed and nudged him. "Shhh! You're missing the movie!"

------((big cut to the end))-----

Axel and Roxas sat in quiet as the credits began to roll.

"That was pretty good," Roxas said quietly.

"LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!" Axel said, hitting the back button.

------((135 minutes later))-----

Axel smiled as he watched the credits roll again. Roxas had fallen asleep about halfway through the movie, having just seen it. Axel shook him awake.

"Psst…Roxyy!"

"mmm..what?"

"Fun dreams?" Axel asked deviously. "You promised me mind-bending, Demyx-and-Zexion waking sex remember?"

Roxas groaned. "I'm tired…"

Axel sighed. "Fine. But pay attention, this is the important part," Axel said, although the way his eyes were glinting told Roxas otherwise.

"You won't slit your wrists?"

"No." Roxas groaned, shifting in Axel's arms.

"You won't barge in on me with my…guitar?"

"No, Axel."

"You won't die?" Axel said quietly.

"Well, I can't really die, considering we're Nobodys," Roxas said dryly, before looking up into Axel's face to realize he was serious. Roxas sighed and crawled up Axel to kiss him softly on the lips.

"No, Axel, I promise I will never," he kissed him again, "ever leave you like that. No day but today remember?"

Axel laughed quietly and kissed him on the forehead. "I guess I'll let you sleep then."

"Night Axel."

"Night."

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Hooo Danced riiiiight around that ACTUALplot irony right there. BUT YEAH HEY NOW LETS LEAVE BIRTHDAY GIRL LOVE!

R AND R!

freaky-hanyou