I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! HelloOOO my darlings! I am sorry. you have all been so good, and I have just been so crizazed it isn't even funny. SO heres what happened. LAST week, I was going to update either Monday or Tuesday, BUT I had to work on both (retail and Christmas is evil) so I was super tired when I got home and I had to pack for Kairos which is this amazing amazing retreat I was on until SATURDAY XD and THEN I had to work Sunday Monday and Tuesday and then wed through today was lets play catch up at school when you missed TWO flipping days. AND work. Oh it was evil. I couldn't even update the day I had a snow day. -.-

But. I am free. AND YOU PEOPLE! YOU BROKE THE HIGH SCORE! Twice. First it was 12 reviews, and now the top to beat is fourteen. You are love.

AND Kiki by all means! PUT IN THAT SUGGESTION!

And speaking of, I've decided since ive been looking so forward to writing this one, I'm going to do this one and take a skip down to the Christmas one and bounce back. 8D

AND the one after that is a Cloud/Sora. Which I'm kinda freaking out about. Input?

What If…

Sora and Riku were tricked into playing Twister and

Axel got really turned on by their "show?"

((as suggested by the lovely uppiguppi))

"I'm telling you, we didn't tape over your episodes of Will and Grace Axel!" Sora said angrily, arguing alongside Riku against Axel, who sat across from them at Riku's kitchen table.

"Oh really," Axel said sharply, "then why, exactly, were they taped over with…home…videos of you and Riku?"

Sora pinked and did not reply.

Axel pointed a finger up in the air triumphantly. "AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!"

"We were just messing around," Sora said lamely. Axel glared at him.

"Well! You're messing around has cost me an entire season of my show!" Axel exclaimed.

"So we'll just buy you the season!" Riku retorted, getting his say in, "If you really love them that much, you should buy the DVDs."

"I'm cheap," Axel continued, "But! You two owe me more than that. This has caused me serious emotional trauma," he said, sighing and putting a hand over his eyes.

Riku sweat dropped and looked helplessly over and Sora, who shrugged.

"Fine," Riku admitted, "we owe you one."

"Yay!" Axel cheered and leapt from the table. "One second!" He ran up the stairs in a flash, and was back with a largeish white box within seconds.

Riku stared at him incredulously. "You want us to play…Twister with you?"

Axel nodded vigorously.

"Why…?" Riku questioned slowly.

"Because! Roxas is gone on that vacation with his family, and you two usually go off with your own…fun…" he said, leering at them, "and its about time that Axel had some fun!" he cheered, opening the box.

Riku sighed. "Fine."

Sora looked on, giggling. "I think this will be fun actually," he winked at Riku. Riku smirked deviously.

Axel, however, did not miss the exchange as he set up the mat. He grinned to himself. This could get interesting…"I'll spin!" He exclaimed, turning a chair from the table around to be near the mat.

Riku smirked internally and took off his shoes. Sora giggled softly and did the same. They began, standing on opposite sides of the mat.

Axel smiled, "spinning" the spinner. This is going to be too easy… "Right foot yellow!"

Both participants followed instruction.

"Left hand blue!"

Axel noticed that both players were keeping a reasonable distance from eachother. Axel pondered, and continued to "spin" them so they were closer.

"Left foot green."

Riku sighed, and they both turned around so that they could reach the opposite color on the board without falling down.

"Right foot green." Both of them turned to the side, so that they were facing opposite directions with their left hands still on blue, their right hands hovering about in the air for balance.

"Righ foot yellow!" Both Sora and Riku went for the same yellow spot, ending up entwining their legs together as they reached for different circles.

Perfect. "Right hand green." Both Sora and Riku leaned slightly forward, reaching for the center green spots. The shifted so that Riku was half bent over Sora, straining his muscles to hold his hand on the blue circle.

Axel shifted a little in his seat, coughing. "Right foot red."

"Are you fucking kidding," Riku grunted, shifting so that he was partly doing the splits over top of Sora, who was getting a face full of Riku's crotch.

Axel groaned softly and crossed his legs lightly. Aw hell. Maybe it was a bad idea to start this when Roxas is gone… "Left foot red."

Sora and Riku swung out their legs quickly, bracing themselves with both legs on the same color. Still an awkward position with Riku half covering Sora, but they were more comfortable.

Axel, however, was getting less and less comfortable, and pulled at his collar. "Right hand green."

It was now so that both hands were on green, and both legs were on red. However, their limbs were so entangled that Riku was half-mounting Sora, sweating slightly.

Axel shifted again, trying not to groan aloud. One of them has to fall sometime! "Left foot yellow; Right hand blue."

Both players shifted, getting more entangled.

Axel grunted. I'm going to need a shower with ice after this. He lamented Roxas' absence as he continued to try to make them fall. "Left foot yellow."

At this moment, Riku tripped over top of Sora's hand, and fell on top of him. It was still a mass tangle of limbs, but the game was over.

"I won!" Sora cheered from the Riku pile on top of him. Axel smiled weakly and stood up, placing the spinner on the chair.

"Well," he said, his voice cracking, "I have to go home and…get ready for Roxas to come home tomorrow!" he said, starting for the door, "I'll see you guys later!"

As soon as the door clicked shut, Riku and Sora burst out into hysterical laughter.

"Oh man," Sora said, holding his side, still under Riku, "I thought he was going to die from a heart attack!"

Riku chuckled, leering down at Sora, who was still laughing. "Hey Sora…"

"Hmmmm?"

"Wanna play my version of Twister?"

"And what's that?"

"Put your hands on green and your legs on red." Sora pinked and Riku kissed him deeply, fully stretching over top of him. He kissed a slow line down Sora's jaw as Sora writhed under him.

"This is quite an entertaining game you know," Riku murmured into Sora's neck. Sora shivered, and wrapped his arms around Riku's back.

-----------((To Axel! XD)---------

Axel groaned loudly as he collapsed face first onto the couch in his apartment. "Son of a bitch," he grunted into a pillow. "That was…crazy…"

"What was crazy?"

Axel jumped into the air, turning towards the voice from the chair in the corner. He blinked as he saw Roxas sitting over there.

"Roxy? I thought you were supposed to come home tomorrow…"

"We came home early," Roxas shrugged, "I thought you'd at least notice me…"

In an instant, Axel had pulled Roxas from the chair to the floor, plastering himself fully overtop of him, pressing him into the floor. "Still think I didn't notice you?" he purred into Roxas' ear.

Roxas shuddered and smiled up at him. "Phenomenal sex time?"

Axel smirked. "How about a game of Twister?"

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hahha THAT WAS FUN::frolics::

But yes the Christmas one shall be next!

LEAVE LOVE MY DARLINS!

freaky-hanyou