Oh man I am going to have SO MUCH FUN with this one. All because dear Aranel71390 gave me the perfect idea for the gift. XD It like shaped the plot.
ANYWAYS. Woah chap 40.
What If…
Demyx gave Zexion an unsigned Christmas present,
and just to throw Zexion off,
started giving him the cold shoulder?
((as suggested by the lovely Zesty))
Zexion walked into his room, clearly exhausted from an invigorating five hour trip to the library. I'm really starting to hate these research papers, he thought as he fell straight onto his bed.
However, said fall was interrupted by a smack to the face by a present that was lying on his pillow. He swore, but when he noticed the gift, he picked it up, intrigued.
"What's this?" he wondered aloud as he read the card.
Zexy-
I hope we get to try some of these out later!
XD
"Demyx," Zexion said, grinning as he opened the package. His eyes widened as he came upon The Cookie Sutra, which was the Kama Sutra acted out by gingerbread men and women. His eyes widened as he turned the pages. He put the book down quickly on the desk, flustered.
I've gotta go find Demyx, he thought, or a cold shower.
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Demyx sat there, chuckling to himself in the cafeteria as he ate his pudding. This is going to be great, he thought, watching the door for Zexion to come in. Here he comes! Demyx quickly quelled his giggles and put on a solemn face, quietly eating his pudding.
"Demyx!" Zexion called, walking up to him. Demyx remained passive, calmly eating his pudding.
Zexion looked at him, perplexed. "Don't you want to…discuss…you're present?"
Demyx looked up at him, unaffected by Zexion's innuendo. "I don't know what you're talking about, Zexion." With that, he quietly stood up, perfectly composed, and walked out of the cafeteria. Once out of earshot, he collapsed into a fit of giggles. Marluxia walked by on his way to the cafeteria and gave him the 'what-in-hell?' look.
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Meanwhile, Zexion sighed as he collapsed into a chair in the cafeteria, still sexually frustrated. I was positive that Demyx gave me that book, Zexion reasoned, who else could it be? I leave my door unlocked, so anyone could get in…but who would want to give it to me? Zexion shuddered as he mentally went through a list of people. It could have been Axel as a gag gift, he continued, or-
As if on cue, his thoughts were interrupted by an entrance of Marluxia into the cafeteria. Zexion paused. It couldn't be…
"Marluxia?"
Marluxia turned around, smiling his usual 'I'm-always-hiding-secrets' look. "Yes, Number VI?"
"Did you give me a Christmas present?"
Marluxia, always ready to jump on a bandwagon destined for ruin, smiled and nodded. "Of course. Did you get it?"
Zexion gaped. "You-You're the one who gave me The Cookie Sutra?"
Marluxia almost lost his calm and composed look. He covered up his almost laugh with a sexy smile. "Of course I did. Didn't you like it?" he said, smirking.
Zexion looked down at the table. "I'm sorry, Marluxia, I-"
"Oh come on," Marluxia said, approaching Zexion and running his hand over Zexion's shoulders. Zexion stiffened. "You know you want to try it, Number VI."
Zexion sat still, still clearly flustered. "But not with-"
"Just think about it," Marluxia whispered into his ear, "Zexy."
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Zexion walked into Demyx's room, clearly stunned as he sat down on the bed.
"What's wrong?" Demyx said, pretending to be immersed in the television as he drank his pop."
"Marluxia just told me that he was the one who left The Cookie Sutra on my pillow as a Christmas present."
Demyx spewed pop all over the television. "He what?"
Zexion looked at him, semi-frightened. "I didn't know he liked me Demyx, or I wouldn't have accepted it-"
Demyx stood up, cutting him off. "That's not it, Zexion. I gave you The Cookie Sutra! To think that he would take the credit-"
"You did?! But you told me you didn't!" Zexion said, standing up as well.
"I was just screwing with you!" Demyx said, turning. "I'm going to go kill that bastard…"
Zexion sighed and turned Demyx around. "He probably escaped to a mission…Besides," he said, his tone taking a seductive glint, "you said something about screwing me?"
Demyx pinked as Zexion continued, "After all, you did give me The Cookie Sutra. And I've just been itching all morning to try some…"
Demyx laughed as Zexion led him to his bedroom.
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That. Was so much fun. You have no idea. WELL OBVIOUSLY this over updation the past two days was to make up for not updating today or possibly tomorrow, SO MY LOVELIES.
MEEEEEEEERYYY CHRISTMAS!!!
freaky-hanyou