Eeeeeee. I still am in love with that last one. This one looks promising as well. It took me a while to figure out the plot point, but I think it'll work. I think. I haven't exactly ironed out everything that happens yet…it'll flow.
And its still up in the air if I'll update Firday or not. XD
Alright, here we goes!
…HEY! THIS IS CHAPTER FIFTY CHILDREN! WE ARE HALFWAY TO 100!! CELEBRATE WITH REVIEWS ON THIS SPECIAL EVENT. XD
What If…
Zexion and Roxas stumble upon Axel and Demyx in
a compromising position and formulate
a plan for revenge?
((as suggested by ze lurvely Larxene-NumberXII))
Axel sighed contentedly as he grabbed ate a small snack of donuts in the cafeteria. Mmm…he thought, thinking of both the donuts and a certain member of Organization XIII. Gotta love those surprise-sex moments…I was rather surprised that Roxas was the one to push me into the wall…He never does that…Mmmm, I hope he returns from his mission soon…
Axel continued to be lost in his memories as Demyx strolled into the cafeteria, whistling a little tune as he grabbed a tray to pile a late lunch onto. The members only ate dinner and breakfast together because not everyone was around at lunchtime. Upon seeing Axel, Demyx smiled and hurriedly piled on random foods, walking towards him.
As he sat down in front of Axel, he realized that Axel wasn't really all there. Demyx chuckled. I wonder what he's thinking about… He waved a hand in front of Axel's face. "Hello? Earth to Axel, can you read?"
Axel however, absentmindedly picked up a donut and took a bite, none the wiser that Demyx was there. Demyx twitched, and pulled none-too-gently on Axel's hair. This seemed to send him off further into memory lane as Axel made a noise of delight and looked off into space.
Demyx sighed in frustration. I am not invisible dammit! Inhaling the food on his plate, he lifted up the empty tray and slapped Axel upside the head with it. Axel started, forcibly knocked out of his reverie.
"What the fuck?" His eyes alighted on Demyx. "What the hell was that for?!"
Demyx grinned, sipping his glass of water. "You were staring off into space. I decided to bring you back to the world!"
Axel glared at him. "You could have been nicer about it."
Demyx looked offended. "I tried! I don't randomly walk up to people and slap them with lunch trays!"
Axel grinned deviously, getting an idea for quick revenge. "Oh. That's too bad…" Demyx looked at him quizzically. "Because I do!" Axel quickly grabbed the abandoned tray from the table and hit Demyx in the face. Demyx snorted, standing up quickly, spilling his water all over the table.
"Oh, it's on." Axel and Demyx stared at each other for a moment before diving for the lunch tray pile. Trays went everywhere as they were thrown in every direction, landing on tables and garbage cans as Axel and Demyx ducked and dodged each other's attacks.
Demyx rolled behind the table across from the one they were sitting at before, panting. Looking up, he noticed that a tray was sitting on the small puddle of water that was left from his spilled drink. Demyx smirked evilly as he stood up. Axel immediately ran over, trays flying, to stand between Demyx and the table with the water.
He grinned triumphantly at Demyx, armed with two trays. Demyx had none. "What are you going to do now, Demyx? Apologize I think?"
"Noope," Demyx said as he summoned his sitar, "I don't think I will." Axel's eyes widened as he played a quick and merry tune. Axel smirked, thinking nothing happened, while behind him, the puddle of water was flattening and slowly raising the tray high.
"Dance water, dance!" Demyx cried out gleefully as the tray hit Axel square in the back, sending him sprawling forward. Axel would have caught his balance if his foot had not landed on an ill-placed tray, sending him flying forward even faster. Demyx gasped and tried to dodge, but it was impossible. Axel flew straight into him, pinning him on the cafeteria table, his head buried in Demyx's neck with his hands flung out on either side of Demyx to prevent from crushing him. Demyx's cocky aura disappeared as Axel fell onto him. I still won, he thought, smiling to himself.
"Axel!"
------((briiief flashback))-----
Roxas grinned as he took a portal back from his mission directly to Axel's room, hoping to find him there waiting for him. His grin dropped as he was met with an empty room. That little shit… Roxas thought darkly, I'll just have to go find him and punish him… Roxas smiled to himself as he stepped out the door, abruptly running into Zexion.
"Oh! Sorry, Number VI." Roxas replied shortly, turning to walk down the hall.
"It's alright, Number XIII," Zexion replied as he ended up walking in the same direction as Roxas.
Roxas walked next to him, making no conversation. Zexion looked down at him, noticing that he turned the same direction in the hall he did. "Heading for the cafeteria?"
Roxas nodded. "I'm trying to find Axel."
Zexion took in a deep breath. "Yep, he's there. Demyx is too, I believe." As they neared the cafeteria, they heard loud crashing noises from behind the door.
"What the hell-?" Roxas said as Zexion pushed opened the door. Zexion and Roxas stared in disbelief at the sight of the state of the kitchen and the occupants in it. Axel appeared to be kissing Demyx's neck, as Demyx looked away, a faint smile on his face.
Zexion stood in the door, stunned, as Roxas cried out, "Axel!" Axel immediately pushed himself up, staring at the new occupants of the cafeteria. Roxas wouldn't let him get a word in edgewise as he went off on him, marching up to him and gripping his collar. "What the hell are you doing?! You knew where I was going right when I got back!"
"I-"
"Dammit, Axel, what are you thinking? What am I supposed to think?"
"We-"
"Shit, Axel I tonight I was going to-" Roxas cut himself off, blushing as he realized the Demyx and Zexion were still in the room. He continued his death glare as Axel stared at him, giving up on talking. "Well?! Aren't you going to try and explain?"
"We were just-"
"I don't want to hear it, Axel!" Roxas said angrily, breaking away from him.
"But he cheated!" Axel said, pointing at Demyx.
Roxas stepped back further, looking as if he was near tears. "Well, he isn't the only one…" Roxas quickly summoned a portal and disappeared.
Axel cried out in frustration, glaring at Demyx. "This is so your fault." He then summoned a portal to go after Roxas.
Demyx blinked, and turned warily to where Zexion was standing. However, he only saw the closing portal that Zexion had summoned moments before. Demyx sighed, slowly standing up and, left the cafeteria, preferring to walk to Zexion's room.
----((to poor Roxy))----
Roxas lay sprawled out on his bed, his head smothered into a pillow. He better knock before coming in here if he wants to ever have sex again… Roxas thought darkly as he started blankly at his wall.
As if on cue, someone knocked on his door. "Roxas, will you please just let me explain?"
"No."
"But it's all a big misunderstanding! I don't even know the full extent of what happened! One minute I-"
"I said I don't want to hear it Axel, now go away."
"But-"
"Go away, Axel."
Axel, having never had Roxas' 'I'm-going-to-cut-out-your-entrails' voice directed at him before, frowned and sat down by his door.
"If I find you sitting outside my door, I won't be responsible for my actions."
Axel looked up hopefully.
"No, I did not mean that in a perverse way, Axel. I meant that in a threatening way."
Axel sighed, and slowly stood up, regretting each step he took away from Roxas' door.
-----((to poor Demyx and Zexion))----
Demyx sighed and steeled himself as he stood in front of Zexion's door. Here goes nothing… Expecting harsh retorts, he hesitantly knocked on Zexion's door.
"Come in."
Demyx almost fell to the floor in shock. He stepped into Zexion's room, seeing Zexion hard at work at his desk. "Zexion, I-"
"What do you wish to speak with me about, Number IX?" Zexion asked, turning his head back towards Demyx.
Demyx winced inwardly. "I want to explain-"
"Unless you have any professional matters to discuss, I have no business with you." Zexion turned around and went back to work. The hurt emanating from both of them was palpable as Demyx slowly stepped out of the room.
Zexion sighed in frustration as he heard the door click behind him, pounding his fists on his desk in frustration. "Goddammit-!"
At that moment, a portal appeared directly into Zexion's room. Zexion was surprised as none other than Roxas appeared directly into his room.
Roxas smiled weakly. "Sorry. I didn't want to run into anyone in the hallways."
Zexion nodded understandingly. "What do you want, Number XIII?"
"Please call me Roxas." Zexion raised an eyebrow. "You see, I have a plan for us to get back at them, but I need your help…." Roxas trailed off. "Would you help me? Zexion?"
Zexion turned around completely to face him, motioning that Roxas sat down on his bed. "What do you have in mind….Roxas?"
-----((oh boy))----
Axel and Demyx sat with the rest of the Organization, sans Roxas, eating breakfast the next morning. Both of them looked as if their favorite puppy had just committed suicide. Axel refused to speak to Demyx due to this being entirely his fault, in his opinion, and Demyx wouldn't speak to anyone, because he was still in shock over the night before. Neither had gotten much sleep.
"Number XIII is very late this morning," The Superior commented offhandedly, looking at Axel. "Would you have any idea where he is?"
Axel shook his head, sighing as Demyx longingly stared over at Zexion's part of the table. The door suddenly opened, and Roxas walked in, strolling up to the higher part of the table towards Zexion.
"Mornin' Zexy," Roxas said cheerily as he kissed Zexion on the cheek. Everyone in the room watched in shock as Zexion smiled and kissed Roxas softly on the lips, whispering him a soft good morning. Demyx's jaw dropped and Axel looked as if he was going to breathe fire.
"I let him sleep in later, Superior, I hope you don't mind," Zexion replied to the Superior's earlier question. Xemnas nodded absently as he watched Roxas all but skip to his seat, as Axel choked on his eggs he was chewing. Demyx thumped him on the back absently, staring at Zexion, waiting for him to look over at him. Zexion's eyes passed right over him as he followed Roxas back to the table. Roxas looked up at him as he sat down, and blushed as he began to tuck into his food.
Axel looked from Zexion to Roxas and back again. Settling for Roxas, he leaned across the table towards him. "Roxas! What did he do?"
"I'm not talking to you, Axel," Roxas said shortly, cutting up a pancake. "Why don't you talk to Demyx?"
Axel glared at Demyx, who looked torn between defending himself and running up to the head of the table. Axel looked back at Roxas, clearly disturbed. "But-"
"I'm done," commented Zexion as he stood up, quickly leaving the table. Roxas stood up as well, finishing up his pancake.
"But you just sat down to eat!" Axel argued.
Roxas grinned at him as he walked towards the door. "I've got something else to eat," he said, winking, as a scandalized Demyx began to choke on his own food.
-------((WHOS CONFUSED. CUZ YOU BETTER BE. XD))----
Axel stood pacing in his room, torn as to what he should do. I could go and save my Roxy-but he's doesn't want me anymore…But I never got to explain! He needs to listen to the whole story! But he's doesn't want to listen… Axel sat down on his bed, his head in his hands.
"Dammit, he's going to listen if I have to force him to!" Axel said, standing up and summoning a portal to Zexion's room.
Appearing outside it, he hesitated as he moved to open the door. He's mine! Axel thought determinedly as he opened the door. Axel stared as he saw Roxas pinned back onto Zexion's desk, Zexion nipping at his collarbone as Roxas fisted his hair. Axel twitched as Roxas looked right at him, panting, "Go get Demyx, Axel."
Axel paused in his shock. "Wait, what?"
"Go get Demyx." The door shut in Axel's face, leaving one confused Nobody in the hallway. He shook himself, and summoned a portal to Demyx's room.
"Demyx." he said, appearing immediately in the Nobody's room, who was curled up in a ball on his bed.
"I fucked up, didn't I?" Demyx said brokenly.
"Yes, but that's beside the point." Seeing Demyx's hurt expression, Axel softened slightly as he sat down on the bed, putting a hand on Demyx's shoulder. "We both fucked up Demyx. Now listen. I just saw the strangest thing…"
As Axel related what he saw compared to what he heard to Demyx, Demyx looked just as confused and as stricken as Axel was. "…What?"
"Exactly." Axel said, getting up and summoning a portal. "We have to go see what the hell is going on."
----((some explanation!))---
Axel warily stepped out of the portal into Zexion's room, wary of what he may see this time. Surprisingly, the two Nobodies were sitting calmly on Zexion's bed, playing cards. Demyx wordlessly walked out of the portal behind him, collapsing onto Zexion's desk chair.
"I brought him. What do you want to tell us?"
"Nothing," Roxas said offhandedly, "Except this." Without warning, he leapt at Zexion the same was he leapt at Axel in the hall the day before, kissing him hard on the lips. Demyx and Axel recoiled as Zexion moaned against him.
"Are you sorry for what you did to us?" Zexion said calmly as Roxas lifted his shirt, caressing his chest.
"Yes, dammit!" They said simultaneously.
"Good." Demyx and Axel blinked, and Roxas was back where he was when they entered the room, playing Go Fish with Zexion.
Axel stared at them, puzzled. "….What just happened?"
"Nothing," Zexion replied, "Everything you saw today has been an illusion…"
-----((WHAT REALLY HAPPENED THAT DAY))----
"Number XIII is very late this morning," The Superior commented offhandedly, looking at Axel. "Would you have any idea where he is?"
Axel shook his head, sighing as Demyx longingly stared over at Zexion's part of the table. The door suddenly opened, and Roxas walked in, opting to walk the long way around the table to his seat.
"Good morning, Zexion," Roxas said, patting him on the shoulder as he walked by. Zexion nodded to him.
"Good morning to you, Roxas."
The Superior raised an eyebrow but refrained from comment as Roxas walked to his seat. Demyx's jaw dropped and Axel looked as if he was going to breathe fire.
"Superior," Zexion said, "I'm going to be a little late in handing in my latest report, I have something I am working with my illusions today."
Xemnas nodded absently as Axel choked on his eggs he was chewing. Demyx thumped him on the back absently, staring at Zexion, waiting for him to look over at him.
Axel looked from Zexion to Roxas and back again. Settling for Roxas, he leaned across the table towards him. "Roxas! What did he do?"
"He said good morning, Axel. Is there something wrong with that?," Roxas said shortly, cutting up a pancake. "Why don't you talk to Demyx about it?"
Axel glared at Demyx, who looked torn between defending himself and running up to the head of the table. Axel looked back at Roxas, clearly disturbed. "But-"
"I'm done," commented Zexion as he stood up, quickly leaving the table. Roxas stood up as well, finishing up his pancake.
"But you just sat down to eat!" Axel argued.
Roxas grinned at him as he walked towards the door. "I'm not hungry anymore," he said as a scandalized Demyx began to choke on his own food.
----((AND.))---
"Dammit, he's going to listen if I have to force him to!" Axel said, standing up and summoning a portal to Zexion's room.
Appearing outside it, he hesitated as he moved to open the door. He's mine! Axel thought determinedly as he opened the door. Axel stared as Roxas leaning over Zexion's shoulder, looking at the collection of romance novels that Zexion was showing him. Axel twitched as Roxas looked right at him, stating blankly, "Go get Demyx, Axel."
Axel paused in his shock. "Wait, what?"
"Go get Demyx." The door shut in Axel's face, leaving one confused Nobody in the hallway. He shook himself, and summoned a portal to Demyx's room.
---((AND!))----
"Nothing," Roxas said offhandedly, "Except this." Without warning, Roxas leaned forward and asked Zexion determinedly, "Do you have any twos?"
Demyx and Axel recoiled as Zexion replied, "Nope. Go fish."
"Are you sorry for what you did to us?" Zexion said calmly as Roxas picked a card from the pile on the bed.
"Yes, dammit!" They said simultaneously.
"Good." Demyx and Axel blinked, and Roxas was back where he was when they entered the room, playing Go Fish with Zexion.
----((Anyway.))-----
Axel and Demyx sat, unblinking, as Zexion recounted everything they saw that day.
"So…" Demyx started.
"There wasn't any Roxas and Zexion sexing going on today?" Axel finished.
Roxas blushed and put down his cards. "No you idiots, we just needed to get back at you."
"But you don't even know what happened!" Axel said angrily, standing up from his position on the floor.
"We were having a Tray War!" Demyx blurted out. Zexion and Roxas looked over at him as he continued in one breath, "Axel was day-dreaming about Roxas so I hit him over the head with my lunch tray and it caused a battle and then I used my water ability to throw a tray at him from behind and he tripped and fell on top of me and we didn't do anything I swear Zexion, why did you do this!"
Zexion blinked. "I did this because Roxas asked me to," he said shortly. Demyx sweat dropped. "I was going to hear you out before I condemned you. Besides, it's always fun to screw with you." Zexion turned pink as he openly flirted, "How could I refuse?"
Demyx thought back. "But why were you so angry at me?"
"I hadn't had time to work out what happened yet," Zexion explained. "It's alright," he stood up, opting to ignore Axel and Roxas for his pride's sake. He opened his arms to Demyx as he fell into them, happy and exhausted.
Axel stared at Roxas, stunned. "You little shit, you wanted revenge before you even knew what happened?!"
Roxas nodded, smirking. "Even if what you did was harmless, you still gave us both minor strokes. You needed to be punished."
"Why couldn't you just punish me in a different way?" Axel said, winking.
Roxas pinked slightly. "Because you would enjoy that punishment, which would defeat the purpose."
Axel nodded. "Guilty. So you aren't mad at me?"
"Not anymore. I was, but now I feel better."
"Come here my little sadist," Axel said, summoning a portal. "You still owe me from yesterday morning…"
Roxas grinned at him and ran after him into the portal.
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Hoo. What a long 50th it is. I kinda want to read it over for mistakes, but its so LONG and I need to go get ready for school! I don't think there is anything major in there. If tehres a name mix up I'm sure you can figure it out.
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freaky-hanyou