Merry Christmas =) I didn't have time to make a cool WTNV Christmas themed haiku, so I decided some Cecilos was appropriate. I couldn't just write one haiku about this particular episode, so I made it a grouping. Enjoy =)


Began at Gino's
There was a black shadow
On the horizon

We ate our mushrooms
Rare and bloody because
|Wheat products are banned

Our waiter gave us
A brick to smash the window
And so we escaped

'Carlos and I' ah,
The magic and ecstasy
That fills that sweet phrase

We strolled through the park
The people screamed at the sky
We did not join them

The trees seemed normal
But Carlos suggested we
Do tests anyway

So we did science
I have no idea
What we actually did

I drove Carlos back
The way home was difficult
Because of the shadows

We stood at his door
Somewhat awkwardly at first
As dates tend to end

Then, Carlos kissed me
It was just on the cheek,
But I was so happy

The shadow people,
They almost swallowed me up.
I hardly noticed.