Ok so basically we have the Twilight Zone in WhatIfland now. Because not only did I accidentally pick Kiki's birthday and put it in a story, both Zesty and OnlyinthisLight have the same birthday.

Freaky? I think so.

AND OMYGOODNESS I AM GETTING MORE AND MORE NEW REVIEWERS EVERY DAY. ::HUG ATTACK!:: You people rock my socks. Darlings, it does not matter if you have reviewed much, the point is you just did! And this ALL contributes to freeing Roxas! Yay!

haha but yes, two fics now where Zexy is kinky. Its fun! XD

Oh dude Kiki, 'burning passion' was my connection thought too. XD

Ok so, this one really doesn't have a plot. Like, at all. But I swear it isn't going to be another Sleepover. ::collective shudder:: Its basically a fluff session. Not even fluff, just WAFF. XD ((Warm and Fuzzy Feelings))

WHEEE.

What If…

Axel and Roxas went on a picnic date

and it started raining?

((as suggested by ze lurvely Plain Jane Is A Vampire))

Roxas rolled over in Axel's bed, sighing as he snuggled into Axel's chest. Thank goodness today is our day off…he thought lazily, twirling a pattern into Axel's chest with a finger. No having to rush anywhere, do anything…

Axel chuckled, slowly waking from his sleep. "Stop it, Roxy that tickles!" He cracked open an eye, grinning down at the blonde sharing his bed. "Mornin, sunshine."

Roxas smiled. "Morning." He reached up and placed a chaste kiss on Axel's lips before collapsing back onto his chest. "I swear it takes too much work to climb up your lanky body," Roxas muttered, snuggling back down into the covers.

Axel smirked, cuddling Roxas closer and kissing his forehead. "But the reward is always the greatest at the top right?" he said, grinning.

Roxas smirked deviously. "Or at the bottom…" he winked at Axel as one of his hands snaked under the blanket…

Axel jerked involuntarily. "Hey!" he said, pulling his hands back out of the blanket. "Don't you want to leave this bed at some point today?"

Roxas put on an innocent smile. "Maybe…So, what are we going to do today anyway?"

"Besides have baskets and baskets of SuperSex?"

Roxas snorted. "And what exactly makes SuperSex, super?"

Axel winked. "You'll see. I have a plan!"

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Roxas strolled out of the portal Axel had summoned, marveling at the exquisite landscape. He looked around, noticing the soft green grass, shady trees, and the clear blue lake with an upside-down boat next to it.

"Where are we, exactly?" Roxas asked.

"Somewhere deep in The Jungle," Axel explained. "I found this by accident one day. And it's the perfect place to have a picnic!" Axel hefted a picnic basket from behind him, placing it in a shady spot near the lake. He opened the basket, pulling out the traditional white and red checkered blanket, and spread it out on the grass. Roxas moved to sit down on the blanket, but Axel stopped him.

Roxas raised an eyebrow. "What now?"

Axel grinned. "I'd like to carry you over the threshold of this picnic blanket."

Roxas gave him a quizzical look. "Are we getting married on this picnic?"

Axel smiled as he lifted the blonde up bridal style before he could protest. "You never know Roxy," he whispered as he set him down, "You never know."

Roxas chuckled at the crazy way Axel's mind worked. "So what food did you pack for us?"

"Eight peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, strawberries, and water."

Roxas raised an eyebrow. "Eight sandwiches?"

Axel grinned. "2 for you; 6 for me!" Roxas sighed as he flopped back onto the blanket.

"It's a wonder you stay so thin." Suddenly, a thought occurred to Roxas, and he sat up again. "So you brought strawberries…"

Axel nodded, eyes glinting deviously.

"But no whipped cream?"

Axel laughed, wrapping an arm around Roxas' shoulders. "I figured we'd save that for home…"

Roxas shuddered, leaning towards Axel. "Mmm…Good idea."

Axel smiled, leaning them both back on the blanket, propping himself up around Roxas with an elbow. "So do you want to eat now, or later?"

Roxas winked. "What am I eating?"

"Well," Axel whispered, moving closer, "You could always have me for an appetizer…"

Roxas smiled, pulling Axel closer to him. "That sounds like a good idea," he replied, sealing his lips over Axel's. Axel smirked into Roxas' lips as he quickly took control, running a hand up and down Roxas' side. Roxas inhaled sharply as Axel's other hand rested itself on Roxas' thigh and slowly inched inward. Roxas dug his nails into Axel's shoulders, pulling apart to breathe.

"This seems like such a perfect day…" Axel whispered, kissing Roxas on the forehead.

On cue, a clap of thunder was heard overhead, immediately being followed by pouring rain. Axel and Roxas sad up abruptly, being shielded very little under the tree.

"You just had to say it didn't you?" Roxas yelled over the pouring rain.

Axel didn't reply, and looked for shelter that they could hide in. Spotting the boat, he grabbed Roxas' hand and ran toward it. He lifted it up, and crawled inside. Roxas stared at him for a moment before following suit. However, being a boat on dry land, there was not much space under it, so Roxas laid himself out fully on top of Axel to be in the most comfortable position.

Roxas glowered a he watched the rain through the few holes in the sides of the boat, stewing silently.

Axel looked up at him, sighing. "Oh come on Roxy, it's just a little rain-"

"I know," Roxas said, cutting him off. "It's just…"

Axel stared into Roxas' sad blue eyes. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ruin our-"

"I'm just really really hungry."

Axel glared at him. "Well, fine, see if I ever put out anymore."

Roxas glared at him. "Excuse me? I do believe it is me who does the 'putting out' in this relationship."

Axel chuckled. "True, but you don't really need to try..." he looked sideways at one of the holes. "I'm sad I left the strawberries over there…"

Roxas shifted closer to Axel's ear, whispering, "Strawberries go better with whipped cream…" Axel shivered, looking up at Roxas.

"You know, it doesn't look like the rain is going to let up any time soon," he said, leering. "And it's too cramped to summon a portal…Why don't we find something to do to pass the time?"

Roxas grinned roguishly at him, eyes glinting. "I know something we could do…" He settled himself more fully on top of Axel.

Axel smirked as Roxas moved closer to him. "I wonder what that could be…"

"Oh just shut up already." Roxas said, kissing Axel hard on the mouth. Axel cried out at Roxas' assertiveness, melting into the soft ground below him as Roxas ran his hands over Axel's covered chest, tracing the same patterns from this morning over him as his tongue worked its way into Axel's mouth. Axel laughed into the kiss, tickled by the action. In response, he wrapped one hand around Roxas' shoulders, while the other moved down to the zipper of Roxas' cloak. Roxas pulled back, stopping him.

"Not here," he whispered, "it's too cold out in the rain…"

Axel nodded wordlessly, bringing his other hand to rest on Roxas' hip as Roxas continued doodling on Axel's chest. Axel moaned softly when Roxas shifted, moving to nibble at his neck and trace the patterns on his collarbone. Axel turned his head to give Roxas better access to both, looking out the hole at the rain.

"Roxy," he whispered, voice cracking slightly, "the rain is stopping…"

Roxas hummed a response, and Axel shivered slightly. "Shall we screw lunch and have an indoor picnic in my room?" Axel continued inquiring.

Roxas made the same noise, pulling back slightly. "That's a wonderful idea," he said, leaning back to tip the boat so they could get out. Axel got up, and walked over to the picnic basket, quickly packing up the blanket.

"So the SuperSex was supposed to happen on a picnic blanket?" Roxas asked as Axel packed the things away.

Axel smirked. "Oh, it's still happening. The location will just be different."

He summoned a portal, gesturing for Roxas to go first.

"Ladies first," Axel said, bowing slightly.

Roxas glared at him. "That kind of talk will get you nothing but peanut butter and jelly today."

Axel smiled at him. "XIIIs first, then."

Roxas smiled, stepping into the portal. "I think I'll go get the whipped cream from the kitchen…"

"It's already under my bed!" Axel called after him as he followed quickly.

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See? No plot to speak of. Just good ol' lovin. I liked that one, actually. Whee!

You better R and R. I was waiting for review number 400, but. I didn't. Because I'm nice. XD

LOVE!

freaky-hanyou