OMGSNOWDAY. ::dances around:: It was funny, we were all expecting one at school yesterday. And I was trying not to because it always happens that when you expect it it never happens. BUT IT DID! YAY!

Eee. AND THIS What if has some truth to it….Some. You'll see what I mean. But its not completely. And I can see ALL of you reading this like say what. So you'll just read. XD

K quick now. TK::feigns innocence:: Me? Stalling? Whatever gave you that idea? (has only been stalling for the past 2 days)) hah no seriously I've been working like crazy. XD Aw. That's why I try reeeally hard to be careful. What was a shout out thing!

Sora; Awww you poor thing. Go sleep and take Tylenol. (hates sickness) 8D

SEEEEEEEEEE TK! I'm NOT WRITING A BOOK. ON TO THE STORY! XD

….One more thing. XD OMG SO when i get bored I read my stories. XD AND I NOTICED! LOOK AT THIS.

Chapter 16, Lessons: "Demyx looked like Zexion just took his puppy and threw it into a wood chipper. 'Why not?'"

Chapter 37, Mistletoe: "Axel continued to stare. 'But…Twilight Town will be all decorated for Christmas!' He looked as if someone has drowned both of his puppies and then threw them into a wood chipper."

Yeah. Wthell by me. Alright, I'm writing I'm writing!

What If…

Sora went temporarily blind, and Riku felt guilty

because he was the cause?

((as suggested by the lurvely Zesty))

"Riku?" Sora asked as he walked into Riku's seemingly empty apartment. "Riku? I know you're here…You just called!" Sora walked throughout the living room and the kitchen, finding nothing but quiet.

He grinned deviously as he slowly down the hall. "Hmmm…I wonder where he could be!" he called loudly, aiming his voice at Riku's room. "I wonder if he's in here…"

Sora slowly opened the door to Riku's room, stepping inside. His eyes glazed over in surprise as he glanced over at the bed, staring openly.

Riku grinned deviously as he lounged nearly-naked on his blue silk-covered bed, head propped up by his hand, his hips only half-covered with a piece of the sheet. He smirked, moving to make a big show of stretching out on the bed, his abdomen flexing temptingly.

"Hey Sora," he said as casually as if they were talking about the weather, "See something that…interests you?" He winked at Sora, mocking him.

Sora blinked. "I…I can't see anything…."

Riku grinned. "That's the point of the sheet Sora," he said gesturing at his hips, "It prevents you from seeing anything…yet. It promotes mystery."

Sora blinked again and again. "No, seriously! I can't see anything!"

"What?" Riku said, getting off the bed and moving closer to Sora. He waved his hand right in front of Sora's eyes and got no reaction. "Did you see that?"

Sora jumped. "When did you get so close?"

Riku swore. "Hold on a second," he said, pulling on a pair of pants, "We're going to the hospital."

-----((couldn't stop laughing as I wrote that XD))----

"Well…" Dr. Vexen said as he walked into the room, looking pointedly at Riku as he held Sora's hand. "The damage doesn't seem that severe."

"What happened?" Riku asked.

"Usually when someone sees something racy or gory, they might become temporarily blind to their surroundings for less than a second," the doctor explained. "However, when Sora walked in on your…escapade, something overlapped in the vision sector Sora's brain, lengthening the effect on his sight. He should be able to see by tomorrow morning." The doctor turned to leave the room.

"Wait!" Riku said. "That's it?"

Dr Vexen nodded. "I suggest you don't try that again." He walked out the door, leaving Sora and Riku in silence.

"Hey!" Sora called after the doctor, not realizing that he had left. When he got no reply, he sighed. "Riku…" Sora said, reaching out for Riku's other hand. He may have been temporarily blind, but he wasn't deaf.

Riku squeezed Sora's hand, standing up. "Come on," he said with false cheer in his voice, "let's go home."

-------((aw poor Riku getting hated on))-----

The car ride back to the apartment was quiet and uncomfortable in Sora' opinion. I feel like a baby, he thought, as he waited for Riku to come to his side of the car and guide him to the apartment.

"This sucks," he said, following Riku up the stairs.

Riku let go of Sora's hand as he unlocked the door. "It will be gone in the morning," he said matter-of-factly as he walked inside.

"But that's tomorrow," Sora continued sourly as he followed Riku's voice. Unfortunately, Sora judged wrong, and he ran smack into the wall next to Riku's door. "Fuck."

Riku turned around, mentally smacking himself in the forehead as he rushed outside to guide Sora in. "Sorry Sora, I wasn't paying attention…"

"That's alright." Sora said, holding his nose. Riku guided him to the couch and examined Sora's face.

"Your nose is bleeding a little…" Riku went quietly into the kitchen to get some ice and some tissues. Upon returning, he handed them over to Sora, sitting down next to him.

"I'm sorry Sora…I really shouldn't have done that."

Sora laughed, smiling. "Oh come on. How many times am I going to go blind whenever I walk in the room to find a naked Riku? This is a once in a lifetime thing." He groped for Riku's leg, trying to reassuringly place his hand on it. Riku grabbed his hand, holding on to it.

"But still, the doctor thought we were insane-"

"That doctor was an asshole," Sora said seriously, making Riku lock eyes with Sora. "…Am I looking at you?"

Laughing quietly, Riku nodded. A moment of silence passed as Sora waited for a reply. "Oh! Yes, you are," Riku replied, laughing inwardly at his stupidity.

"Anyway, I'm being serious here. Don't let that doctor's ethics get in the way of your spontaneity. It's one of the things that makes you, you!" He pulled Riku closer, aiming to kiss him. "Besides," he said, grinning, "what a way to lose your senses, right?"

Riku smirked as he pulled Sora in for a kiss. Sora groaned as Riku wrapped his arms around him, lifting him up to carry him to their bedroom. As Sora wrapped his arms around Riku's shoulders, he got an idea. "Hey Riku…" he whispered against Riku's lips.

"Hmmm?" Riku said contentedly as he entered the bedroom, sitting Sora down on the bed.

"Go get a tie from your closet." Riku raised an eyebrow questioningly, but complied, returning to the bed with a black and blue striped tie. He sat down next to Sora.

"Now what?" he asked.

"Wrap it around your eyes."

"But then we both wouldn't be able to see!" he protested, "What if something happens-"

"Then we'll go see Dr. Vexen again and tell him that what we were doing…" Sora whispered, cupping Riku's cheek in his hand. "And we'll be sure to give him accurate details…"

Riku's breath hitched as he slowly wrapped the tie around his eyes. "There, I-I can't see anymore…" he whispered as Sora pulled him down on the bed.

"Good…That makes two of us then." Sora grinned as he covered Riku with his body, bringing his lips down for another kiss.

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Yeah, not sure how I feel about that one. I tried to make it more light-hearted, but it kinda fell in the middle. And Sora's really serious too. Ah well! I think its good.

Now as for what I said before, it is true that you won't notice something in your surroundings if something happens the same instant something racy or gory appears in your vision. XD The rest is allllll fictional. 8D

AND I've thought of something fun and new! It's called Name That Chapter! I shall give a quote, and in your review you can guess which story its from! Could be fun. XD

Start with an easy one.

"PENIS! Sora, a fucking PENIS!"

Heee! I might update after work. LOVE MY LOVELIES!

freaky-hanyou