::skips around:: HERE WE GO NUMBER TWO. XD This one's sad. Boo.

SO I think I might write one of my own ideas to make me happy afterward. XD

AND I totally forgot before the last one, that dear Thnks fr the mmrs (nice name XD) wanted some story pimpage! Some good chapter ones I know of are Carmine Complex (amazing.), Surgeon General's Warning, How I Met Your Mother…Um. There's more. oo um crap whats it called ::looks at her alerts:: My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada, Protecting Me (THAT'S what its called I knew it started with P. XD) and Thirty Dates. To name a few. Some that are complete are Ten Hugs. Wow I don't have that many on my story alerts. I used to have like 800…that must be author alerts. Hope you enjoy! XD

Alright anyway. On with the show my friends!

Oh hey, right after i finished the earlier one, i checked to see if my book was in and it WAS and the library closed in TEN minutes. And i got it. In my pajamas. XD

OH and Axel as a girl. During English class I was struck with inspiration. I almost burst out laughing. And it was like. Utter silence. So be excited for it! (Its 4 away from this one XD)

What If…

Roxas got a concussion, and fell into a coma, and could

remember everything Axel said to him

while he was unconscious?

((as suggested by the lurvely Zesty))

"Roxas duck!" Axel cried out as he fought the slew of Heartless on the rooftops of Agrabah. Roxas ducked quickly, turning and slicing the offending enemy behind him. Axel sighed in relief. "Jeez Roxas, you have to pay more attention!"

"Sorry," Roxas said, yawning loudly. "I'm just…really tired from last night. And I can't survive by coffee and energy drinks like you can," he said, slicing through Heartless after Heartless mechanically.

Axel looked back at Roxas sheepishly. "I'm sorry," he said slowly as he continued to fight, "I wouldn't have kept you up so late if I'd known we'd have such a vigorous mission toda-Look out!"

Axel watched in horror as a Soldier's weapon made perfect connection with the back of Roxas' head. Roxas recoiled, falling forward as the Soldier moved in for a killing blow. Axel cried out, throwing a chakram at the Soldier, killing it instantly. Axel fought his way over to Roxas, helping him get up.

"Are you alright Roxas?" he said, shaking him slightly as he held back the Heartless throng.

Roxas shook himself, nodding. "I'm okay…my head is starting to kill though…"

Axel sighed in relief, "Good, you had me worried for a second. But it takes a lot more than a smack to the head to take you out, right? Roxas?" Axel looked back to where Roxas was standing a moment before. He wasn't there. Axel turned around completely, sending out walls of fire behind him to cover himself.

"Roxas!" Axel looked down at the ground level of Agrabah, seeing a black and blonde heap at the bottom. "Shit," Axel murmured, ignoring the Heartless completely as he jumped down to the ground, shaking Roxas. "Roxas? Get up!"

He didn't move. Axel swore, scooping him up into his arms. He held him close as he used one hand to send long distance shots at the Heartless before him. "Hang on Roxas…"

-----((oh boy))-----

Axel sat pacing outside the Hospital Wing, waiting for the Superior to come out so he could go in. This is all my fault, he thought, hitting himself in the forehead and shaking his head, Just let him be okay.

Axel's eyes shot to the door as it opened. The Superior stepped out, face blank. Axel stood across from him, masking his panic as he asked quietly, "How is he?"

"He is in a coma," The Superior said matter-of-factly. Axel braced himself against the opposite wall as the Superior continued, "maybe next time he'll get enough sleep so he could fight efficiently," he began to walk away. He stopped, turning. "If there's a next time, that is."

Axel's glare bore into the Superior's back as he walked away and turned the corner. The moment he was gone, Axel flew into the Hospital Wing to the bed in the far corner where Roxas lay ina white hospital gown, motionless.

He looks like he's sleeping, Axel thought sadly as he pulled up a chair next to the bed. He hesitantly took Roxas' hand, squeezing it with his. "…Roxas?"

When he got no reaction, he sighed and continued. "White is so not your color," he said chuckling. He sobered quickly, chilled by Roxas' lack of reaction. "I know you probably can't hear me…" he started, "but I'm sorry. I'm so sorry Roxas, if I knew…" he broke off, taking deep breaths.

"I won't do anything that could hurt you like this ever again, I swear. Just come back to me." He sat with Roxas for a while, before placing a kiss on his forehead, slowly going to the cafeteria for dinner.

-----------((aw.))--------

As the weeks went by, Axel slowly fell into a new routine. Wake up, go see Roxas, eat, go on a mission, go see Roxas, dinner, Roxas, sleep. He barely spoke and didn't even think of pranking anyone anymore. Demyx looked on worriedly as Axel stood up from the dinner table, off to see Roxas again. He sighed, getting up to follow him.

"Hey Axel?" he said, catching up to him in the hallway. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine," Axel said casually, "Why?"

"Nothing, its just that you've seemed to have lost your spark lately…"

Axel's smile was pained. "I have," he said softly, picking up his pace towards the Hospital Wing.

"Listen Axel," Demyx continued, "He might not come back-"

"He will!" Axel said, nearly shouting at Demyx. He stopped walking and turned to face him. "He will," he said quietly, turning to walk away. Demyx put a hand on his shoulder.

"You can always talk to me," he said comfortingly before walking away.

Axel sighed deeply as he walked into the Hospital Wing. Demyx…I know you're just trying to be a good friend, but this is something you can't fix… He sat down next to Roxas' bed, smiling softly.

"Hey Rox," he said, holding his hand. "I miss you…" He sat there in silence, trying to think of something to talk about that he hadn't already said to him.

"I went to Twilight Town today," he started, "The mission was really boring. No Heartless or anything. I bought a sea salt ice cream for you though, although I ate it because I didn't want it to go to waste, but I did buy it with you in mind-"

"So why didn't you bring it back for me, asshole?" was the weak reply.

"Well you wouldn't be able to eat it-Holy shit," Axel said, looking at the conscious Roxas. "Roxy!" he said, hugging him tightly. "You came back!"

Roxas smiled weakly. "Of course I did. You're obviously nothing without me…" Axel glared at him half-heartedly. "I heard everything you said to me…you came to visit pretty often. Have you no life?"

Axel blinked, blushing slightly. "You heard me?" I must have sounded like a sniveling idiot to him…

"Every word," Roxas continued. "You apologized a lot. Have you been beating yourself up all this time? …How long has it been anyway?"

"A month," Axel said quietly. "I'm sorry Rox-"

"Didn't I just say something about how much you have been apologizing?" Roxas said, glaring at him. "I knew my own limits, I shouldn't have gone on that mission."

"But it's still my fault-" Axel said, voice cracking as he held Roxas closer.

"It's okay, Axel, I'm here now," Roxas said soothing as he held onto Axel tightly. "I'm not going anywhere."

Axel nodded. "I won't do anything that stupid anymore, I promise!"

------((::fast forward:: ))----

One week later, Roxas was able to leave the Hospital Wing and move freely about the castle. He walked with Axel down to his room after dinner, chatting merrily.

"Say Rox, what are we doing?" Axel said as they walked into his bedroom.

"This," Roxas said deviously, pressing Axel into his closed door and pulling Axel's head down to him, kissing him roughly. Roxas quickly took control as he ran his hands down Axel's chest, making up for his weeks in the Hospital Wing.

"I missed you too," Roxas muttered against Axel's lips, reaching to unzip Axel's cloak. Axel slowly regained his senses, reaching for Roxas' shoulders to hold him arms length from him.

"We have a mission tomorrow," he said slowly, staring at Roxas with want in his eyes. "We can't do this."

"And why the hell not?" Roxas asked, irritated.

"Because you have to be awake in the morning!" Axel said, pulling Roxas to the bed. "Come on, let's go to sleep so we'll be ready for tomorrow's mission."

Roxas sighed loudly, but didn't complain as he snuggled with Axel in his bed.

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The next day, Axel and Roxas returned from their mission in Twilight Town late that night, heading up to Axel's room. "I could have slept through that," Roxas said darkly as he shut the door to the bedroom.

Axel winced. "Well, you never know!" He looked at his clock as Roxas started to come towards him with the 'its-time-to-have-the-best-sex-in-the-world-and-wake-up-half-the-castle-doing-it' look in his eyes. "Oh look at the time!" Axel said, casually pulling Roxas to bed after they took off their cloaks and got ready for bed. "We need a good night's rest for tomorrow!"

Roxas groaned aloud. "Axel…"

Axel feigned sleep. Roxas rolled his eyes, snuggling up to him yet again.

--------((Poor sexually frustrated Roxas))---------

The next day Axel and Roxas returned from the exact same mission at the exact same time. Roxas shut the door into his bedroom quietly, glaring at Axel.

"Hey Axel…."

Axel laughed uncomfortably. "Well, Rox, I guess we should go to sleep-"

"For the love of god Axel, I'm not made of glass!" Roxas shouted, pushing Axel down onto the bed, straddling him. "Don't you want me anymore…?" He asked softly, looking away.

Axel looked at him quizzically. "Of course I do!" He cupped Roxas' chin, forcing him to look at him. "I just don't want to see you hurt…"

"I know my limits," Roxas stated, trying to reassure Axel that yes, he was a big boy and could handle himself. "Now can we please do it already?"

Axel looked at him warily. "I don't know…"

Roxas gave him the puppy-dog pout. "Please?"

Axel grinned devilishly. "You know, it's nice to have you beg for it once and a while…"

Roxas laughed, pressing himself closer to Axel. "There's the Axel I know…" he whispered, covering Axel's lips with his.

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There. I like that one. I was going to have them not have 'wandered off the straight path' as Zesty would say, BUT then I wouldn't have a sexually frustrated Roxas. XD

…Holy mother of the lord, I got six reviews while I wrote that! Sweet damn people! Ooo! Seven!

Hyper Kid! You rock. XD I have Aqua, Phantom of the Opera, AND Chinese techno on my mp3. XD OMG POCKY. LOOOOOVE. I want at least two tattoos as well. XD

haha holy dude that middle what if is SO for older kids. XD And what exactly is this complex? I've probably had it. 8D

Heeehee! ALRIGHT NAME THAT CHAPTER! (from THIS story so you know)

I think this is an easy one: "What. Happened. Zexion." Demyx ground out, eyeing the giant hole in his wall between his room and the hallway."

"Well, it involves a quarter, three sitar strings, and a stapler…"

R AND R MY DARLINGS!

freaky-hanyou