K so many things to talk about my lovelies! FIRST OMG I WAS REREADING chapter 50 AND LOOK AT THIS:

"Both of them looked as if their favorite puppy had just committed suicide."

WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND PUPPIES. AND WOODCHIPPERS FOR THAT MATTER. NO MORE PUPPIES. XD

And. Weekcrazy. Listen to this. Today! Service and work. Tomorrow! Work, SuperBowl (GO GIANTS), giant physics lab. Monday! Service. Tuesday! Tech crew! Wednesday! Service! Thursday and Friday! Work! Saturday! Show Choir competition! xD FUN RIGHT::twitching::

And finally! hahah Dear OnlyinthisLight. "Be a good uke and beg." Oh man. Hahah, Roxas begging seems to be a hit here. But don't worry Uppiguppi, there will be seme Roxas. XD Every 13th of every month! This month will be difficult, but I promise itll happen. XD How many What Ifs do I have? Enough to put this story in the 200s easy. Do I ever get tired/annoyed at them? Of course. Whenever I find a particularly difficult/ridiculously silly one, I think Goddammit can't I just Skip it. But no. We don't weed out What Ifs. XD We figure it out. Shit happens what can I say. ahaha you people are giving me more amd more M ones. XD

Plain Jane, there do seem to be many a hospital lately. Odd indeed ne? AND Kiki, you're review made me lol. XD

And don't worry folk! I don't kill people. Unless warnings are plastered all over like neon signs, such as in Illusions Don't Last. But that's a raaaaaaaaaare thing. Cuz it pisses me off when characters get killed, so why wouldn't it piss off you? XD

…Alright alright I relent! When I get to the original reviews from chapter 33: Sugar, which was the Name that Chapter, where you folk first inquired about the "quarter, three sitar strings, and a stapler", and will write a What If short as to how this all came about. XP

AND DO YOU KNOW MUCH I LOVE IT WHEN NEW PEOPLE REVIEW::frolics::

…Ok I'm going I'm going. …You know, I'm really tired, I cant do this. ::apologizes::

K that was yesterday. OMG OMG OMG JUSTICE MY FRIENDS!! THE AMAZING LAST 3 MINUTES!!!!! THE PATRIOTS HAVE RECEIVED THEIR COME UPPANCE::runs around flailing:: AND THAT CATCH OMG. OMG I AM SO AKLSDJFKLSJFKLJS! Eeee.

AND ZESTY YOU POOR GIRL. He must not have been much of a bf if he'll dump you on his friends word. Wtbusiness happened? (I HATE stuffy noses girl. Especially going to sleep.)

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO.

What If…

Sora was sick and hyper at the same time,

and Riku had to watch him?

((as suggested by the lurvely Plain Jane is a Vampire))

"RikuRikuRikuRikuRiku!" Sora squealed as he tackled Riku into the door the moment he entered Sora's house. "GuesswhatIhadforbreakfast?!"

"What?" Riku asked, mildly surprised at being pinned to a door so quickly.

"Sugarcakes!!"

Riku looked down at Sora, mildly amused. "May I ask what a sugar cake is?"

"WELLLLLLL," Sora said, taking a deep breath, "it's pancakes with a special ingredient!"

"Which is…"

"Pixie Stix!"

Riku groaned. "How many?"

"Only 4…" Riku sighed with relief as Sora grinned. "Of the foot long ones, that is!"

Riku banged his head against the door. "Sora…"

Sora smiled innocently, giving Riku the 'You-know-you're-going-to-have-fun-with-this' look.

Riku grinned. "You're crazy, did you know that?"

Sora laughed as he ran away from Riku, past the window to the front yard. He stopped dead in his tracks, pointing. "Riku! It's snowing!"

Before Riku could get out a word, Sora was out the door and in a fresh snowpile, barefoot and wearing nothing but a T-shirt and pajama pants. Riku sighed as he followed Sora out the door, intending to catch him and drag him back inside to dress properly.

"Sora, how about you put on some boots-Sora? Why are you looking at me like that?" Sora had stood up from his snow angel, and was currently looking at Riku dangerously, silently conveying that he would prefer Riku's clothes be in a snow pile somewhere.

Riku slowly backed away towards the side of the house. "Sora, it's freezing out here-"

"So let me warm you up…" Sora murmured as he closed in on Riku, pushing him up against a convenient tree. He smirked as he put his arms on either side of Riku's head, kissing him hard on the mouth. Riku gasped at Sora's forwardness as he forced his tongue into Riku's mouth, slowly sliding a hand up his shirt. Sora pulled back for a moment, grinning as he licked his lips.

"See? I'm getting hotter already…" he pulled off his T-shirt before returning to Riku's neck, kissing his pulse point softly. Riku inhaled sharply, focusing more on Sora's wandering hands, as his mind moved in and out of rational thought.

Mmmm…Sora…it's freezing…Shit…it's so cold… Riku shook himself, distancing himself from Sora. "Sora! We have go inside," he said decisively, picking up Sora's shirt and grabbing him by the arm.

"But why?" Sora whined as he was lead in the house.

"Because it's cold! You'll get the sniffles, and then you could get a fever," Riku said warningly.

"Psh, I'm not going to get s-…sic-Achoo!" Sora sneezed. Riku raised an eyebrow as he put a hand to Sora's forehead.

"Way to go," Riku said sarcastically, "Somehow, sugar has made you get sick quicker than any normal human being."

"But I'm not si-Achoo!" Sora swore as the recoil from his sneeze propelled him backwards a few inches. "But Riku-"

"No buts! To bed, Oh Hyper One!" Riku dragged the protesting Sora up the stairs to his bedroom, throwing him in his bed and shutting the door, intending to go make Sora some warm soup.

----((teeheee PATRIOTS LOST XD ::inrubbing:: ))-----

Riku steeled his senses as he slowly walked up the stairs with a tray of warm vegetable soup.There's a 98.4 chance that he isn't in bed… He prepared himself for flying objects as he peeked his head in the door.

"Sora?" He looked over at the bed. Of course he isn't there…Riku said, eyeing the bed closer in the darkened room. Then again…none of the blankets and pillows are there either… Riku looked around, noticing a little blanket and pillow mound where Sora's desk usually was. Riku shook his head as he heard a sneeze from under the blanket.

"Sora! I said in bed! How does that transfer to making an army fort?" Riku said scoldingly, putting the soup down on the nightstand as he moved to the small fort.

Sora pouted from under the desk as Riku took down his fort, setting up the bed again. "But Riku, I was bored!"

"You're supposed to be resting!"

"I don't wanna!" Sora crossed his arms and legs in frustration.

"Sora…." Riku said, sighing. "Come to bed."

"No."

"Please?"

"No!"

"…I'll give you a cookie."

"'Kay!" Sora said, getting up and jumping into bed. Riku rolled his eyes and propped pillows up around him, setting the tray over his lap with the soup.

"You get a cookie after you rest and finish your soup," Riku declared, satisfied that Sora was finally listening to him.

Sora glared at him. "You tricked me."

"I did no such thing," Riku said, sitting on the bed next to Sora, "I said you'd get a cookie, I just didn't say when. Now eat!"

Sora continued glaring at Riku as he slowly ate the soup. "See if you get any sex this month," he muttered darkly.

Riku looked wounded. "Hey! I'm just looking out for your well-being!"

"Someone who's looking out for my well-being would give me a cookie!"

Riku sighed inwardly. I feel like I'm baby-sitting… "Sora, you can't blackmail me into giving you a-"

Sora raised an eyebrow, giving him the 'You-don't-think-I-could-go-a-month-without-it?-Cuz-you-sure-as-hell-can't' look. Riku's lip quivered slightly.

"Fine, I'll go get the damned cookie," Riku said, picking up the empty soup bowl and going downstairs to get a cookie, "but you're resting right after!"

Sora giggled.

-----(( ::still rubbing it in:: )))-------

"Sora."

"Riku?"

"You ate that stupid cookie an hour ago, why won't you rest!"

"I'm not tired!" Sora shrugged as he snuggled with Riku on his bed. "Let's do something else," he said, winking.

Riku held him still. "One minute you're holding out, the next minute you're giving it away…" Riku muttered. "You need to rest!"

"Nu-uh!"

Riku growled. "What will it take to get you to fall asleep?"

Sora gave him a conspiratorial look and whispered something in his ear. Riku's eyes widened as he blushed. "…I don't think I could bend that way Sora…I don't think that's even legal…"

Sora snapped his fingers and whispered something else in Riku's ear. "Sora…" Riku said warningly. "You are not getting another cookie."

Sora pouted. "Please?"

"Nope."

"Pleeeeeeeeease?"

"No."

"Pl-"

"Sora, you are not getting another cookie and that's final."

Sora turned away from Riku, pouting silently. Riku sighed, absently stroking his arm, trying to calm him down. "What am I ever going to do with you, Sora…"

Sora turned around again, smiling. "Give me a cookie?"

"Sora!"

"Fine, fine! I'll try and sleep."

"Thank god," Riku said, holding him closer.

-------((2 minutes later))-------

"Riku?"

"Now what?" Riku said warily.

"I can't sleep."

"Of course you can't," Riku said knowingly. "Am I going to have to sing or something?"

Sora looked at Riku as if he had just solved pie. "Oooh! Please?"

"Sora, I was kidding."

"Please? I promise I'll sleep if you sing to me," Sora said, pouting cutely.

Riku was torn. "But…I can't sing…"

"Sure you can! I've heard you sing before, you're fine. Please?"

"Fine, dammit," Riku said, clearing his throat.

"I'll sing you a song of times not forgotten, far away dreams and castaway skies, I'll sing you to sleep top of candy land mountain with echoes of life in your eyes,"

Riku looked determinedly away from Sora as he continued, "Sweet lullabies of times in our life, of holding you cheek with mine, Rocking and dancing to the beat of life, forever locked in time, look in my heart can you see how I mess you of wanting you, by my side, I'll capture my memory of your love within me with this special lullaby."

Sora was perfectly quiet as Riku finished singing, blushing slightly and still looking away. "Riku…I've never heard you sing that before…"

"That's because I haven't…My mother used to sing it to me…"

Sora smiled softly and pulled Riku's chin so he would look at him. "That was perfect," he whispered, kissing him softly.

"Thanks."

"Night, Riku."

"Goodnight Sora."

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Alright children serious moment here. That song. Is an actual song. And my family actually owns it, copyright JMK Productions, take it without permission and you are killed. I had no intention of using that, but I just couldn't figure out an END. So yeah, my mom would sing that to me, so…if she finds out I used it she'll probably kill me cuz I posted it online without permission or something, I dunno, don't steal it. XD Cuz its all copyrighted and legal.

::squees:: Wow, I didn't mean that to be so serious. I have no idea when I'm updating next my darlings! Love to all!

You better review.

OO! Name that chapter!

Here's a harder one:"THERE IS MERRIMENT AFOOT IN HERE! COME ROXAS, WE MUST EXPLORE!"

freaky-hanyou