Oh darlings. First off, I am preeeeeeeeeeetty sure that I only have 3 suggestions for Valentines day. Two from Zesty and one from Kiki. (there has to be an easier way to rummage through reviews…like by penname or something) So if I somehow missed yours, tell me! XD

IN OTHER NEWS OF OMWOWNESS. YOU PEOPLE HAVE JUST TOOK ONE GIANT STEP TOWARDS FREEING ROXAS (::Bets cookies that some don't even remember he was imprisoned XD::) AND I DIDN'T EVEN HELP. XD

YOU BROKE THE HIGH SCORE!! WOOT! The score is now set at 18/however high chap 61's reviews go. OMG you people. XD

SO anyway. It being February's RokuAku day, I was going to write a fanfic of my own idea that had nothing to do with Vtines but was a RokuAku to the core. XD But. I remembered I had many a Vtine to get out, and so I thought I should pick one. I should do Kiki's cuz it was suggested first, but its more of a Zemyx, and the other one is a Zemyx, So. This leaves this one, which I was going to have be AkuRoku, but hell. It's a minor dialogue change.

The moral of the story is, cookies to you people! You make me proud. 8D After these three, What Ifs will resume from the original position in the list.

::quickly now:: ahha I love how all of you loved Mr. Vexner XD AND I FOOLED YOU with my Roxanne. (I love how you people read this story in a marathon, its amazing) XD EeeeKoriinaaaplay and have fun! tdreamer OMG RENT fun, it came here last spring but my mom hates he rockoperaness of the musical so. Boo. XD And springs always crazy if ya'll didn't notice. ahah Onlyinthislight I can see Axel being one of those fireman strippers…

"'Have you ever wondered what would have happened if we both lived normal lives?'
Yeah! Roxas would be a CROSSDRESSER and Axel a fireman STRIPPER!"

I laughed. Very obnoxiously so. XD

::frustration:: I want to reply to all of you dammit! SJDFKLS. Aw Zesty, I think that Vtines day is Singles Awareness Day. XD

ANYWAY. I LOVE ALL OF YOU, BUT IF I REPLIED TO EVERYONE ID PROBABLY GET CITED AND ITD TAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THE STORY XD Everyone's reviews make my day, and yes I do notice when you do review or do not (TK I MISSSEDYOU! XD)

AHEM. Lastly, WE HAVE SOME BIRTHDAYS COMING UP. SO, lightbulb for me, ye who knows who you are, gimme a special birthday request/whatif/something XD And itll go up in the rankings. It is a holiday. XD

SO YE WHO HAVENT TOLD ME WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS. XD IF YOU FEEL THE NEED YOU GET SPECIAL TREATMENT.

Alright I'm done. XD

What If…

Axel had a secret admirer, and

he didn't know who it was?

((as suggested by Zesty!))

February 10th

Axel whistled a merry tune of "The Christmas Song" as he walked back to his room. Heh, he thought, grinning, as his whistles evolved into a loud hum as fellow members gave him an odd look, never follow the mold. Besides, there are few Valentines songs worth whistling anyway.

As he approached his door, he noticed that there was a pink piece of construction paper attached to it. He raised an eyebrow as he stopped in front of it, reading the curvy handwriting:

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

Axel 'awwed' under his breath as he continued to read:

Here's to spending today and always with you,

Your Stalker

Axel snorted. Of course, it just wouldn't be fitting if I had a "Secret Admirer." Gotta be different! Axel smiled as he took the poem into his room. Now, who could the little poet be?

February 11th

Axel smirked as he saw another letter taped to his door as he returned from his mission. He smiled secretively, taking it off the door and taking it into his bedroom. He sat on his bed as he read the bold letters:

You're my man, my mighty king,
And I'm the jewel in your crown,
You're the sun so hot and bright,
I'm your light-rays shining down,

Axel smiled as he allowed his ego to inflate. Damn straight I'm as hot as the sun…

You're the sky so vast and blue,
And I'm the white clouds in your chest,
I'm a river clean and pure,
Who in your ocean finds his rest,

Axel snickered. This is getting dirty…

You're the mountain huge and high,
I'm the valley green and wide,
You're the body firm and strong,
And I'm a rib bone on your side,

Axel grinned widely. Damn straight I'm the mountain and he's the valley…

You're an eagle flying high,
I'm your feathers light and brown,
You're my man, my king of kings,
And I'm the jewel in your crown.

The jewel in my crown, huh…Axel thought, scratching his chin. He opened the card for more:

Don't think just because I'm the 'valley' that you're the 'mountain…'

You can be the sheath for my sword anytime.

Your Stalker.

Axel blinked. Did this card just threaten to rape me? I gotta find out who this is…

February 12th

Axel sighed as he walked back up the hallway to his bedroom. People here suck…I know it isn't Marluxia, but that guy is just so hard to read! Always agreeing with anything to cause mischief…there's always Demyx, but I'm pretty sure he and Zexion are an item…

What about Roxas…? He thought for a moment, pausing in the hallway. He laughed to himself, shaking his head.

"Nah, it can't be Roxas. He's my best friend, he wouldn't like me like that…" He muttered to himself as he walked to his room.

Around the corner of the hall, a hooded figure grinned as he was swallowed up by a portal.

Axel feigned surprise to himself as he saw yet another poem on his door. He ripped it off and took it into his bedroom, sitting down to read:

I thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find.
But the day I met you, I began to see,
that love is real, and exists in me.

See you tomorrow,

Your Stalker.

Axel smiled to himself. Short and sweet…Wait, tomorrow? He stood up to look at his calendar. Tomorrow isn't Valentine's Day…

Why is he coming tomorrow?

February 13th

Axel cautiously approached his door, knowing that some crazy being was near it. He could be inside for all I know…he thought, opting to read the poem for today outside:

If there's one face I want to see,
so beautiful, so true,
one smile that makes a difference,
to everything I do.

If there's one touch I long to feel,
one voice I long to hear,
whenever I am happy,
or just needing someone near.

If there's one joy, one love,
from which I never want to part,
it's you, my very special love,
my world, my life, my heart.

I'm waiting,

Your Stalker

Axel read over the poem a few times, getting a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Although his ending line is a bit creepy…he thought as he quickly opened his door.

"Where's my Rome—Roxas?" Axel said as he shut his door, speechless to the sight of a red boxer-clad Roxas on his bed. Roxas grinned devilishly.

"Hey."

Axel gaped at him. "But you…we…you?"

Roxas' grin grew wider. "Yes, me. What of it?"

Axel paused, trying to think of his reasons before as to why they couldn't be together. "But…we're best friends!"

"Ever hear of friends with benefits?"

Axel almost dropped to the floor, for his legs turned into a substance resembling jelly as Roxas' voice turned husky. He dragged himself over to his computer chair, sitting down and facing Roxas seriously.

"Is there something you want to tell me Roxas?"

Roxas rolled his eyes. "Haven't you gotten the message all week?" He gestured down at his lack of attire. "Isn't this a strong message?"

Axel swallowed. "So…you really love me?" he whispered.

Roxas smiled again. "Of course. After all, you are as hot as the sun," he winked.

Axel smiled as he scooted his chair closer. "How did you know I'd like that line?"

Roxas' grin turned smug. "What can I say? I know you," he said. "Now…what is your reply to my wooing?"

Axel smirked. "Well, you've been pretty persistent…" he joked. "Who knew you could be such a poet?"

Roxas smiled. "That's the beauty of the internet."

Axel laughed to himself before quickly abandoning his chair and pinning Roxas to his bed.

"Damn, Roxy," he whispered urgently, his voice breaking slightly.

"What happened to being best friends?" Roxas asked sarcastically.

Axel grinned sheepishly. "Well…I didn't want to scare you away," he rationalized. "Why didn't you say something sooner? We could have had so much more fun…"

Roxas smiled secretively. "Well, it is the thirteenth of February. It's my special Valentine's Day…" he whispered, moving closer to Axel's lips.

"So…?"

"So there's two days of sex in the deal."

Axel smiled. "Sounds like a plan," he whispered as Roxas closed the distance between them. Axel's eyes widened as Roxas quickly took control, shifting so he was sprawled out on top of Axel. Roxas made short work of Axel's cloak, never once breaking the kiss as he leisurely caressed his shoulder. Axel sighed happily as Roxas' other hand rested calmly on his hip, squeezing gently.

"The thirteenth?" Axel questioned softly as they broke apart for air. "Does that mean-"

"Sure does," Roxas said, grinning. "Sure you don't want to wait until tomorrow?"

Axel waved the thought away with his hand before wrapping them both around Roxas' neck. "Do your worst." Roxas smiled devilishly.

"With pleasure."

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Eeeee. I liked that one! Now before anything else, I did not write those lovely pieces of poetry. They are by: Courtney Kuchta, Nima Akbari, Chris Farmer, and John Ragland. All I did was Google love poem XD.

Now anyway. Last time was in fact, Twister. XD A few of you got it. I dunno when I'll update next my darlings!

HAPPY VALENTINES/SINGLES AWARENESS DAY! ((Here's a reeeallly easy one))

"Déjeme en su casa que usted bitch," he said, smirking.

freaky-hanyou