Yeah still have 3 Vtines what ifs to do. ::innocence:: Life is so crazeh my children. I have like, a research paper due on the 29th that I haven't started yet. Ugh. So I sat down here and I'm like dammit tiredness, fuck you I'm updating. XD
Holy wow it just took me the better part of 20 minutes to FIND the three What Ifs in the dogpile of reviews. There needs to be a search engine for reviews I swear to god. I knew WHO and WHAT(kinda) they entailed, but I had no idea WHERE. SO I pulled all three out and stuck them in my Story Ideas document (I always forget my ideas, so I have to put them somewhere! XD Half of them will come to nothing, some already have, but its okay!)
TK brought up the amazing point that I should just respond with the reviewrespondage button. WHICH is an amazing idea, BUT since I barely have enough time to update here, we're going to skip this bit of the author note in the beginning. Cept for a few…XD BUT ALL of your reviews make me laugh. Seriously.
And hey I did my homework to Christmas music on the 14th. XD And darling Koriina, I always used to check to see when my old favorites updated. XD
I love all these new people::waves:: Great to hear from you! AND PEOPLE you can put more than one what if in the line up ((Sofricus XD))! You can put as many as you want!
And let me say. That when writing a Zemyx, it is really hard to distinguish Zexy and Zesty. XD
…Ohmygod. YESTERDAYWASSORASBIRTHDAYANDITOTALLYFORGOT. (WHY must I remember this the18th instead of yesterday.)
::bows in forgiveness:: DARLING IM SORRY. I shall do ANYTHING you want to appease you. XD
SO FIRST PART OF THE APOLOGY IS:
::ahem::::blows kazoo::
HAAAPY HAPPY [BELATED) BIIIIIIIRTHDAY!
HAAAPY HAPPY [BELATED) BIIIIIRTHDAY!
HAAAPY HAPPY [BELATED) BIIIIRTHDAY!
TO YOU TO YOU TO YOU!
OLE!
I fail as a reviewer-loving authoress. T-T
What If…
Axel and Roxas blackmailed Demyx into becoming Zexion's secret admirer?
((as suggested by ze lurvely Kiki))
Axel grinned as he slowly pushed open the door to Demyx's room, putting a finger to his lips when Roxas started to giggle behind him. Shhh! Axel mouthed, he'll know we're watching him sleep…
It is a little creepy… Roxas mouthed back. Axel sweatdropped as he shut the door quietly, shaking his head.
It's the best way to get secrets! He always talks in his sleep. He turned to look at Demyx, who slept peacefully facing them. See! Axel pointed,he's talking right now!
"Mmmm…Zexy…"
Axel chuckled quietly as he squatted down by Demyx as he continued to mutter. "Stop…tickles…"
"What's he doing, Demyx?" Axel whispered, winking at Roxas.
"Blowing…." Axel nearly choked as Demyx stopped to shift, "my ear…"
Roxas nearly exploded as he tried to keep in his laughter. Demyx sighed in appreciation as he rolled onto his back. "Now what's he doing Demyx?"
"Shut up, Axel, we're kissing…" Axel looked puzzled. He's never directly addressed me before…
Somewhere in the dark recesses of Demyx's mind, he realized that there was something wrong with addressing Axel in a hot steamy make out dream with just him and Zexion. Should I be talking to Axel while kissing Zexion?He thought, slowly coming back to he real world. Dammit, and that was such a good dream too…
Demyx blearily opened his eyes to see Axel and Roxas grinning mischievously at him. "Axel?" he asked groggily, rubbing his eyes.
"Don't mind us," Roxas said smirking, "go back to having your hot sex with dear Zexy."
Demyx shot up in bed, grasping his head from the sudden vertigo. "To what?"
"Oh come on Demyx," Axel said, standing up, "We know all about your little dream love affair with Zexion."
Demyx gaped. I am so screwed. "So…what are you going to do about it?"
"Oh nothing," Axel said, luring Demyx into false relief, "Just tell him at breakfast."
"You wouldn't," Demyx said.
"Try us," Roxas replied, grinning.
Demyx sighed. "Alright, alright, what do you want this time?" he asked, 'fondly' remembering the time the two overheard him dreaming about square dancing with Marluxia, which resulted in him doing their laundry for two weeks.
"Hmmm…Laundry?" Roxas asked Axel.
"Nah, too easy…" Axel replied, thinking. Suddenly, his eyes took on a devious glint. "I have the perfect solution to your little problem, Demyx."
Demyx looked at Axel warily. "What problem?"
"Why, confessing to Zexion, of course! And, it being two days before Valentine's Day, its the perfect time to do so!"
Demyx looked away. "But I don't think he'd accept me…" he said, more to himself.
"That's where our help comes in," Roxas said, realizing Axel's plan.
"We'll help you show your…admiration to dear Zexion," Axel began.
"Or we'll tell him at breakfast for you." finished Roxas.
"I guess I don't have a choice then, do I?" Demyx sighed.
"Nope!" Axel said, giving Roxas a high five.
-----((Axel and Roxas: The Russian Mafia XD))----
Demyx glared into his pancakes as he slowly ate his breakfast. Secret Admirer… bullshit, he thought darkly. What, are we in grade school?
"Remember," Axel said as they walked down to breakfast, "We'll know if you don't do it."
Demyx glared as he remembered Axel's triumphant grin at his little scheme. "I can't believe I'm doing this," he muttered, excusing himself from breakfast and heading to his room.
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Zexion entered his room after breakfast and immediately noticed something was different. He looked around his room, locating the difference on his bed. He saw a little bag of sugar with a purple ribbon tied around it, with a small card attached. It read:
You're sweet. Well, sometimes you can be sweet, but most of the time you can be quite a stick in the mud…
You're sweet okay?
Your Secret Admirer
Zexion picked up the bag, raising an eyebrow. He sniffed it tentatively. Amidst the smell of sugar and sweet flavoring, whiffs of water and the sea were found. Zexion sat down on his bed, puzzled.
Demyx…? He thought, trying to rationalize the reason of giving him a gift. Well, this card is pure Demyx…But why would he give me a gift? Valentine's Day isn't for two days… Why would he give me a gift anyway? I barely talk to him…
Zexion dismissed the small sugar bag, intending to throw it away. Instead, he placed it gently on his nightstand, still lost in thought.
What would he see in me?
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The next day, Zexion returned from his research in the library to collapse on his bed. However, he forgot about Demyx's little 'gift', and got smacked in the face with a ruler. Grumbling, he turned it over to read the note written in Sharpie:
No one can ever measure up to you in my mind. Well, technically you're kinda short, and I'm taller than you, but hey, it's a metaphor.
You're special, alright?
Your Secret Admierer
Zexion took a sniff, confirming that this gift was also from Demyx. What the hell is he up to… He fell back on his bed in frustration. Does he know that I dream about him? He couldn't… I already did Axel and Roxas' laundry for a week for that…
What is he thinking?
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Zexion was aware that it was Valentine's Day the entire time he was on his mission. He could barely see the words as he wrote out his final report in the library. Gah! He thought distractedly, I can't focus! What is going to be waiting for me in my room? Maybe it's him…
Images of a scantily-clad Demyx laid out on his bed came unbidden to his mind. He waved them off, determined to finish his mission. I will go to my room, and there will be nothing but a stick, or a flower, or something…
Still, the image would not leave his mind. Zexion wrote out his conclusion, scowling as he went to turn it in.
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Zexion cautiously opened the door to his room, peering around. No sign of Demyx, he thought, sighing as he picked up the small bottle that laid next to the ruler and bag of sugar on his nightstand.
Well I couldn't think of a cute little phrase to go with this…Knowing you, you probably already know who this is. So, drink your little bottle of Love Potion Number 9 and come see me!
Yes, that pun was intended.
Your Not-so-Secret Admirer
Zexion smiled at the little bottle. He took off the cap and sniffed it. Grape juice, he thought, drinking it down before summoning a portal to Demyx's room.
Zexion saw Demyx sitting on his bed, fidgeting as he muttered a small hello to Zexion.
Zexion gestured to the little bottle he still held in his hand. "Care to explain this?"
Demyx looked away, cheeks pinking. "Axel and Roxas put me up to it…" he muttered.
Zexion stepped back. "Oh…" That makes sense. They knew that I had…feelings…for him, so they decided to have Demyx screw with me. "Thank you for putting up with their stupidity," Zexion said, forcing a smile. "Even though you didn't mean it, it's still…sweet," he finished, laughing at his own pun as he summoned a portal.
"Wait a second!" Demyx exclaimed as he stood up. "What makes you think I didn't mean it?"
"Obviously you were blackmailed…" Zexion said, raising an eyebrow. "Did you mean it?"
Demyx sat back down, face pink again. "…Yes."
Zexion dropped the bottle. Luckily, it was plastic, so it bounced harmlessly on the ground before rolling by the desk. "You did?"
Demyx nodded. "They heard me dreaming a few nights ago, so they kind of took matters into their own hands…"
Zexion sat down next to Demyx, grinning sheepishly. "That makes sense. And here I thought…" he stopped himself, almost revealing his own 'feelings'.
"What?" Demyx said, looking over at him.
"Well…" Zexion said, blushing as well, "a few weeks ago, Axel and Roxas overheard me dreaming about…something, and I had to do their laundry for a week. So I thought that they were just mocking me with you," he finished lamely.
Demyx grinned. "What…kind of dream was it?"
Zexion's face turned redder. "Nothing!"
Demyx's grin turned sly. "I don't believe you," he said, turning towards Zexion.
"Were there kinky objects involved?"
Zexion's eyes widened as he looked away. "Of course not!"
"There was!" Demyx said, putting an arm on either side of Zexion as he shifted closer, "I feel the same you know," he admitted quietly, "You can tell me."
"I know…" Zexion said, looking away, "but still…"
"It's alright," Demyx said, pulling away from him to sit next to him again. "We can start slowly."
"Handcuffs," Zexion said abruptly, turning red.
Demyx laughed. "You kinky bastard."
"Hey!" Zexion said, turning to see Demyx smiling deviously.
"Experimenting is always fun," he said, smiling, "What other secrets are you hiding?" Demyx muttered as he moved closer to pin Zexion to the headboard of his bed.
"You'll just have to find out…" Zexion muttered, covering Demyx's lips with his own.
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Gah I'm tired now. It's really fun to make Zexion a closet lover of all things Kinky. I've decided to make it a theme. XD
Now, last time the Name that Chapter was indeed Chapter 31: Dora the Explorer XD
Here's an easy one:
"Learn this, and learn it quickly. I do not apply to the laws of science. Got it memorized?"
freaky-hanyou