I love you all. XD Like, seriously, if I could free Roxas this instant I would, but alas alack, he is under a specific time constraint suggested in a what if type nature ::winks at Zesty::
BUT OMG YOU PEOPLE MAKE MY CENTURY.
Gahah OnlyinthisLight, SCRATCHAND SNIFF. Pretty much made my life. TK::blinks innocently:: I find it rather fun. Because I for one, cannot even remember anything myself ever. Every day I forget something. There has to be something wrong with me. Xforalways, I have a research paper due in 2 weeks! I started today though. ::proud:: Researching, that is.
I love seeing all you new people::waves::
AND OMG. TDREAMER. (see how I attempt to find initials? I'm lazy like that) "You've inspired me to start drawing hillarious scenes from these stories."
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY!?! I would probably remove a part of my spleen to see this. XD (don't feel pushed, life comes first. XD)
You people are amazing.
What If…
Zexion left Demyx a scavenger hunt for Valentine's Day, but
it accidentally led to a different person?
((as suggested by ze lurvely Zesty))
Demyx almost squealed in delight as his alarm went off. He hurriedly turned it off, opening his eyes in an energetic fashion. It's Valentine's Day! He thought, throwing off the covers and hurriedly dressing for breakfast, It's time for steamy, end-that-mission-early Valentine's sex!
Although he was alone in his room, Demyx looked around surreptitiously as he rummaged in his dresser looking for Zexion's present.
He's going to love this! He thought happily, nearly skipping down to breakfast.
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Something's wrong, Demyx thought concerned as he stared up the table at Zexion as he ate his bacon. He hasn't even looked at me…
Suddenly, Zexion excused himself and abruptly summoned a portal, obviously off to start his mission for the day. Demyx sighed. Maybe he forgot?
Demyx stood up slowly, dragging his feet back to his bedroom to prepare for a long mission.
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What's this? Demyx thought as he opened his door, noticing a big blue 'X' on his desk. Next to it was a small note card, with curly handwriting that read:
Although you see my obscured face every day,
You never seem to look my way,
I go crazy in the darkness waiting for you,
Only you will truly be able to bring me light.
Demyx blinked. What now? He turned the card over. It read:
Go to the broom closet across the hall and look by the flashlights, Demyx.
"Oooh!" Demyx said, heading for the door. Suddenly, a thought struck him. "Wait. Waiiiiit a minute. Who is this?" He read the card over again.
I would assume it's Zexion, he reasoned, but then again…he did seem to be in a very businesslike mood today…Who else could it be?
Obscured face…Crazy in darkness?...Bring me light…Why does that sound like…He noticed the big blue X as his clue. He dropped the card.
Saix?
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Demyx cautiously opened the door to the broom closet, expecting to be attacked. Seeing no one, he cautiously walked over to where the flashlights were kept. There, he saw a heavy brick sitting next to the pile with a small card. Turning on a flashlight, he read the inscription:
Big blunt weapons are always the most fun. Go back to your bedroom to find one.
Demyx read over the card multiple times. Saix wields a claymore…which is a crazy heavy blunt object…It can't be. He slowly walked back to his bedroom, praying that he was wrong.
As he opened his door, he noticed that the curtains had been drawn, revealing the giant moon of Kingdom Hearts in his window. There was a note taped to the window. He pulled it off, hesitantly reading:
Only in moonlight tonight may we truly meet,
After our missions are complete,
In front of the castle I'll see you,
Surely you aren't wondering who?
Because if you are…
Demyx stared at the card a moment before turning it over.
Then we can't screw.
Demyx dropped the card as if it had burned him. This so better be Zexion! He thought, sitting on his bed with his head in his hands. "This is insane," he muttered, "And I have to go through a mission before all of this?!"
"I'm going to get stabbed by a Heartless…" he thought, summoning a portal.
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Somehow, Demyx put the strange clues out of his mind for his mission. Only when he returned later to the front of the castle did his worries return. He looked around suspiciously. What if Saix is here waiting to jump me? He looked up at the full moon above. Dammit, doesn't this place ever believe in clouds?
"Hello, Demyx." A deep voice behind him announced before wrapping his arms around Demyx from behind. Demyx jumped, squeaking.
"Surprised it's me?" the voice continued, nuzzling his nose into Demyx's neck. Demyx shuddered, turning around to get a better view.
"Y-yes, of course…Zexion?!" Demyx finished as he turned around to see Zexion grinning behind him.
"What?" Zexion said innocently. "Am I not allowed to have a little fun on Valentine's Day? I thought a scavenger hunt would be the perfect way to spend the day, right?"
Demyx stared at him for a minute, before bursting out into laughter. Zexion raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Oh nothing," Demyx said between giggles, "It's just…I thought that….that…"
"Do you need a sedative, Demyx?" Zexion said, eyes glinting with mild amusement.
Demyx shook his head, composing himself. "No…but all day you had me thinking that you were someone else."
"Who?"
"Saix."
Zexion was silent for a long moment. Demyx looked closely at him and realized that his shoulders were shaking with silent mirth.
Demyx struggled to defend himself. "Seriously! An X?"
"It was a scavenger hunt."
Demyx pulled out the notes from his pocket. "' You never seem to look my way'?Come on, Zexy, that isn't you." At this, Zexion looked away slightly. "Right?"
"Well," Zexion said slowly, "You never look at me during meal time."
Demyx snorted. "Come on! I was staring at you all morning. Someone needs to learn to pay attention," he said, winking.
Zexion glared at him. "What else gave you this crazy idea that I was…Saix?" he said, barely able to speak the thought without cracking up.
"A big blunt weapon?"
Zexion raised an eyebrow. "You don't know what that is?"
Demyx blushed and continued his defense. "Your last clue was the moon, Zexy! It scared me! I mean all day I was thinking that-"
"You were being an idiot and all of your evidence was completely unfounded," Zexion finished. "Now, nonsense aside, I do believe that it is Valentine's Day?" he questioned.
Demyx's eyes lit up, remembering something. "That's right! I have a present for you!" He handed Zexion a bright red box, beaming. Zexion slowly opened the gift. When he saw what was inside, he blushed profusely.
"Demyx, you don't seriously think that I need-"
"Hey," Demyx said seriously, "if I have to be handcuffed to your headboard, I would prefer not to get metal marks on my wrists. Ergo, fuzzy handcuffs."
Zexion's face turned redder as Demyx laughed at him. "What do you say we go test them out?"
"I don't see why not," Zexion reasoned, slowly guiding Demyx back to the castle.
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"See?" Xemnas said, pulling Saix away from the edge of the alleyway. "I told you that Demyx wasn't looking for you today. You just saw him meet Zexion," he said decisively.
"But he was muttering about me at dinner!" Saix protested. "They could have been talking about me over there, you know," he pointed out.
"Nonsense," Xemnas said dismissively, summoning a portal. "Now hurry up. It's Valentine's
Day, and we have a lot of night ahead of us." Saix nodded, hurrying into the portal.
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hahhha. THAT was fun business. I have a headache now sadly. The end? Totally on the spot. XD
Scavenger Hunts are fun! XD
Alright, the last one was indeed Road Trip, Chapter 6. Hopefully this ones more difficult…
"…slitting your wrists?" Riku asked tentatively, reaching for a phone to call the Suicide Hotline.
Sora laughed. "No silly, I wanna get wasted!"
freaky-hanyou