K I am getting really,really confused with this whole 'Let's keep track of the What Ifs' thing. I am SO this close () to just sitting here and GOING through all gamillion (WHEEE) of the reviews and putting them in a word document.
So I'd remember things like writing a what if special about the sitar strings the quarter and the stapler when the reviews for that chapter appear, and when the reviews for Reincarnation appear I'd write one with Mr. Vexner and Marlin. AND I'd be able to find a flipping what if when I wanted (for example, did anyone suggest one about someone like, shrinking in size or something? I swear to god I know there is one like that) and I'd be able to have semblance of organization.
Unfortunately, Organization and I aren't on speaking terms. So we'll have to just grin and bear it. Besides, if that what if (above XD) doesn't exist, then I have an idea for another one shot. XD I might write one of my ideas after this, im not sure.
Haha, Kinky Zexion is like my favorite thing to write about now. It's a theme. XD And people! Demyx/Saix is just wrong. XD TK, a werewolf sounds like a good possibility. Aw you poor darling, I get 5 hours sometimes on school nights anditssohorrible I'm like. Asleep. 1st period. XD And yeah the drunk thing was me, Misunderstanding chapter 50.
Speaking of….Tdreamer, your picture sounds amazing, but Marluxia isn't in chapter 50. Do you mean the New Years Eve one? Or the Cookie Sutra? I can't imagine which one you mean. XD
Aw Darling Sora, you're gone right now but I'm putting this here so when you return you know I was thinking of you. 8D
ahahahah Xigbar's handcuffs. Amazing, dear OnlyinthisLight (girl, you need a nickname, I cant shorten your penname XD)
AND I FORGOT SOME OTHER AMAZING STORIES: Not That I Care, which I haven't read in a while cuz I keep forgetting about it, but it's the sweetness, Where the Hell is Magic Lake? (just read it. XD), And ZESTY I have a story like that I'm (still in the process of!) reading! Its called Kingdom Hearts 2 Lost Chapters. Its written like the video game with the dead Nobodies. Its. Amazing.
And darling VexenIV, I do have an idea for a Marlexen, but I'm saving it for 4-11 you see. Marluxia is the seme however. XD
AND THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE UPDATION. ALTHOUGHT ITS LIKE, 1130, ITS STILL THE 22ND AND THEREFORE KIKI'S BIRTHDAY!! SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:
::blows kazoo:: ONE TWO THREE FOUR
HAAAPY HAPPY HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY
HAAAPY HAPPY HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY
HAAAPY HAPPY HAPPY BIIIRTHDAY
TO YOU TO YOU TO YOU
OLE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!
So hey! Those who got birthdays in March, speak up so I can write them down in my planner! XD K shutting up. XD
What If…
All the Organization members came to Marluxia for flowers
and bouquets, and one day Marluxia decides to
add an aphrodisiac scent to them?
((as suggested by the dear OnlyinthisLight))
Marluxia sighed contentedly as he filled yet another rose order for Valentine's Day. Ahhh, Valentine's Day flowers…the perfect mission, he thought happily, content to stay in his greenhouse forever. February was Marluxia's busiest season, and all of his missions were spent exclusively filling flower orders.
Strange, he commented as he finished his last arrangement, Axel and Roxas keep ordering a lot of roses…they better not be using them for anything devious, he thought as he sent them off to be delivered by the lesser nobodies.
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Phew, Marluxia thought after a hard day of work, now it's time for a nice rest. Tomorrow's another wonderful day in the greenhouse! Marluxia was in such a good mood that he could have skipped to his room. He flung open the door, only to be greeted with piles and piles of rose arrangements he had made that day for Axel and Roxas. There were so many that he couldn't enter his bedroom.
Attached to the inside doorknob was a card. It read:
To our dearest Flowerboy,
We figured you were missing your precious flowers,
so we sent as many as we could to you. Enjoy!
Axel and Roxas
P.S. Watch out for thorns!
Marluxia twitched as he stared at the mountain of roses. Now, I love flowers…but even with flowers there needs to be moderation! He grumbled as he slowly began to clear a path through the giant rose bush. We'll see how everyone likes my flowers tomorrow…he thought evilly, smirking to himself. With my aphrodisiac spray, no one will know what hit them.
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The next morning, business went around as usual for Marluxia. Flowers were leaving the greenhouse left and right to be delivered to different members of the Organization. However, today Marluxia was working with an extra spring in his step because he added a special mixture to the flowers' morning watering.
Hmmm…perhaps it is bad taste to punish everyone for Axel and Roxas' misdoings…Marluxia thought, pausing in his arrangement. Nah, he thought, grinning as he continued to nurture the special 'ingredient' mixed in with his flowers.
Axel stopped by the greenhouse to pick up some flowers, expecting to see a disgruntled and scratched Marluxia glaring at him. He was surprised to find Marluxia whistling a merry tune as he arranged the flowers, lost in his own happy world.
"And why are you so happy, Marluxia?"
Marluxia turned, and beamed at the sight of Axel. "Axel! Just the person I wanted to see! I have the arrangement you ordered for Roxas!" he said, placing it calmly in front of him. Axel narrowed his eyes at it, skeptical.
"What's wrong with them?"
Marluxia looked offended. "Why, there's nothing wrong with them at all! I even gave them a special breakfast this morning…"
Axel shook his head as he took the flowers, writing off this 'special breakfast' as one of Marluxia's personality quirks. "Whatever. I'll see you at dinner."
"Oh yes," Marluxia said deviously as the door shut behind Axel, "I wouldn't miss this performance for the world…"
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Marluxia strolled into dinner that night to an atmosphere as tense as the climax scene of a murder mystery, if the murder mystery was set on a gay pride cruise. He noticed members shifting awkwardly, trying to eat quickly. He grinned secretively and sat down.
Dinner was abnormally quiet as everyone focused on their food. The occasional cough was heard. Suddenly, Demyx stood up, slamming both hands down on either side of his plate. Everyone looked up at him as if he was about to begin a speech.
"I looooooove men!" he yelled loudly, turning to Zexion and winking obnoxiously. "I'll see you in five, studmuffin," he purred, summoning a portal out of the kitchen. Zexion groaned quietly and hunched further over in his seat.
The Superior cleared his throat loudly. "I do not know what that outburst was about, Number VI," he began, staring intently at Zexion, "but I would prefer it never…happen…why are you looking at me like that, Saix?" The Superior switched his gaze from Number VI to Number VII, who was staring at the Superior intensely, licking his lips.
Surprisingly, a tinge of pink was seen on the Superior's cheeks as he stood up abruptly and refocused momentarily on Zexion. "…You know what I mean." He shared a meaningful glance with Saix before disappearing into a portal of darkness.
Immediately, a scream of alarm was heard from the other end of the table and a bolt of lightning was sent at Axel, searing the ends of his hair.
"What are you doing with your foot, Axel?!" Larxene screeched.
"Sorry," Axel said sheepishly, "I thought you were Roxas." Larxene, who was the only one who did not to get Marluxia's 'special' flowers, screamed in frustration and stood up.
"I don't know what's wrong with you boys today, but something is definitely off! And as fun as it is to watch you babies suffer, I can't take this! It's so irritating!" She turned on her heel and stormed out of the cafeteria.
Roxas turned around to watch as Larxene walked off. "How strange…" Roxas had not yet received his flowers from Axel. He turned back to look at Axel, who had a positively feral gleam in his eyes. "Axel…?"
Axel stood up, slowly circling around to Roxas' side of the table. Roxas stood up quickly, backing away from him. "Hey! What's going on? Why are you looking at me like…like-"
"Like he wants to have his way with you on the table?" Marluxia supplied helpfully.
"Yes, like that!" However, Axel did not respond and only grinned wider, causing Roxas to abandon reason and summon a portal in retreat. Axel quickly summoned one as well, following him. Roxas did not get far, for a muffled scream was heard further down the hall, followed by a door slam and Axel's cries of, "Roxas and Axel will not be seen until next year!"
Marluxia continued to grin as he slowly finished his dinner, standing up to leave. Ahhh, Valentine's Day flowers…the perfect mission, and the perfect recipe for chaos. Perhaps I should do this every year…
No one was seen until dinner the next day.
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haha, what a horribly random story. XD If anything isn't stated in correct English, its because I'm so tired I'm about to fall over. XD That's it for the Vtines day folks! We shall now return to our regularly scheduled programming. WHICH has blank name spots, and as of now its Zemyx 2 votes, and Soriku 1, so if you have an opinion, tell me about it! XD
R AND R THIS MONSTROSITY MY DARLINGS.
Last chapter: DRUNK! XD
Here's a good one:"It was just…the wind…tickled me."
freaky-hanyou