Ok so. I am super tired at its quarter to 1. Leave it to Zesty to give me an Easter one shot. XD WHICH I don't want to ruin with my tiredness so I will ponder it during dinner tomorrow. XD BUT. During the Easter Vigil today I was thinking about the next what if, and it occurred to me. One of Kerrilea's craaaaaaaaazy what ifs could totally be rationalized if I put it under the easter heading.
So here we go. There's no real pairing for it, maybe AkuRoku I dunno I don't really have a plan yet. XD Maybe a bit of some Xemnas and Saix, not sure. ((After writing: Ok this is TOTALLY a Xemnas and Saix one. Beware. XD)) BUT
PEOPLE. I expected the drop from the double digit chapter reviews, but from 20 to 10 to 5!? I'm loving the symmetry and stuff, but seriously my buddies. Share the love.
XD Alright here's with the crazy, then Zesty's, then anyother easter brainstorms you get, THEN back to our regularly scheduled program. XD
And trust me, you're gonna read the what if and be like what the hell. but don't worry. It'll not be that spazztic. I shall try, it's a crazeh idea. (Kerrilea you can have some shitcrazy ideas in that bomb of 10 you gave me XD)
WHEE! This might be kind of short.
What If…
an army of multicolored bunnies invaded the castle?
((as suggested by the darling Kerrilea))
Xemnas sighed in contentment as he strolled down the hall towards his quarters. Ahhh, he thought happily, the hearts are being collected, missions are being completed, and no high school drama is occurring for once. It's so quiet…
Xemnas paused and turned around, scanning the hallways for possible mischief. It's too quiet, actually. What have Axel and Roxas been up to? They haven't earned any special Twilight Town Patrol in a while…
As if on cue, Xemnas turned the corner and nearly plowed into Axel and Roxas, who had their heads bent over a piece of paper and were giggling softly. Xemnas raised an eyebrow.
"Numbers VIII and XIII. What are you doing?" he asked sharply.
Axel smiled at him. "Nothing, sir," he said, brandishing the paper. "We're just looking over our Easter list of…supplies…for next week. Would you like to see what we need?" he asked, winking obviously.
Xemnas turned and kept walking. "No, get to work," he said shortly before continuing. Those two are acting far too innocent…
--------(( I noticed stupid ffnet got rid of these if I didn't say something in them.))----
For a few days, Xemnas actually became accustomed to the quiet in the hallways and at mealtimes. As he walked to his bedroom with Saix, he groaned suddenly.
"What's wrong?" Saix asked, concerned.
"Easter is in a few days…" he muttered darkly. Saix raised an eyebrow. "The Inferiors are going to use it as an excuse to be inappropriate all day," he said, sighing.
Saix shrugged. "Maybe they've had a change of heart?"
Xemnas laughed at Saix's pun. "If only…"
-----((woo))----
The day before Easter, Xemnas stood up at the dinner table and cleared his throat to make an announcement. "As you all know, tomorrow is Easter. Tomorrow will be a normal day of missions, and I expect everyone," he said, looking especially at Axel and Roxas, "to be on their best behavior. That is all."
"But sir," Axel said, standing up, "we haven't done anything lately!"
Xemnas paused, raising an eyebrow at Axel's protest against authority. "Nevertheless, the announcement must be made."
Axel sighed loudly and sat back down. Xemnas sat as well, thinking as he slowly continued to eat. Maybe they really have changed their ways…
Xemnas looked down the table and watched as Axel flung peas into Roxas' hair. He snorted.
Impossible.
------((waiiit for it))-----
On Easter morning, Xemnas warily went down to breakfast, expecting that the walls of the cafeteria had been dyed pastel colors. However, he walked into a surprisingly civil scene. He glanced at Axel and Roxas, who were calmly eating their pancakes.
Xemnas furrowed his eyebrows. There doesn't seem to be anything wrong… he thought as he began to sit down in his chair. However, a loud squeak was heard and he stopped, looking on his seat.
Xemnas slowly lifted the hot pink rabbit from his chair, holding it up by the scruff of its neck. "You have three seconds for this to be removed from my sight," he said to the group, "or I burn it."
Demyx, not wanting to see the poor animal hurt, stood up hurriedly and took it, intending to release it safely in Twilight Town after breakfast. Axel and Roxas snorfled into their breakfasts, smiling.
Xemnas raised an eyebrow but did not comment.
------((waiiiiiit for it))------
Xemnas continued to be puzzled as he walked with Saix back to his living quarters. "That couldn't have been it," Xemnas thought out loud, "one little rabbit? It's too tame."
Saix sighed as he grabbed Xemnas hand, stroking his palm with his fingers. "You're freaking out too much," he said reasonably.
"I have every right to," Xemnas protested, "I shouldn't have to expect the windows to explode on any given day."
"That was pretty funny," Saix admitted, fondly remembering the day that Axel and Roxas made all the windows in Xemnas' room explode. It was raining pretty hard that day.
"It was not," Xemnas said sharply, "and I have every mind to avoid my room entirely for the rest of the day."
"That's ridiculous," Saix said reasonably. He paused as Xemnas stood in front of his door. "Well?"
"…I think I have to make a stop in the library," he said, continuing to walk.
"Don't be stupid," Saix said, grabbing him by the shoulders and pulling him against the door. "Do I need to give you…incentive to go inside?" he said softly, brushing his lips against Xemnas' neck.
"Maybe," Xemnas replied stubbornly, looking away.
"As you wish," Saix grinned, kissing Xemnas softly, resting one hand on his waist. As Saix distracted Xemnas by kissing his jawline, his other hand reached for the doorknob, intending to slowly ease Xemnas towards the bed…
However, he was surprised that upon edging into his bedroom, both Nobodies tripped over a small fluffy object and fell into a pile of fluffy objects in a collapsed heap on the floor. Many loud squeaks were heard.
Xemnas untangled himself, confused. "What…?" He stood up and saw a living sea of turquoise, yellow, pink, and purple dyed bunnies. He summoned his weapons in anger, intending to cause bedlam.
"S-Superior," Saix started. Xemnas turned to face him. Saix only called him 'Superior' when he was afraid or when he was…well, distracted. "You wouldn't kill all of these creatures?"
"Oh no," Xemnas said viciously. "But I do intend to castrate two other creatures. Care to help?"
Saix laughed evilly. "With pleasure."
------((End?))------
Well that was….Very odd. XD I've never written a Xemnas/Saix before. Very odd indeed, miniscule plot as well.
Ah well. Betters tomorrows.
Last Episode: Snow
OMG ALL OF MY STORIES little ---- THINGS ARE GONE!! :snarls: I am not fixing them, because it's a waste of life and you people can figure out when they change, but STILL. WHAT THE HELL. GRRR.
"Because I know what happens! I've seen the Christmas Story."
freaky-hanyou