It was a new day in Hyrule, and Link had gone to the Smash Bros dojo to compete. Meanwhile, Zelda was all alone in the castle. She was thinking about how betrayed she felt when Link told her that he liked Romani more than her, so she decided to Sneak outside of Hyrule Castle and the market into Hyrule field.
She headed toward Gerudo Desert, and told the Gerudo women that she would like to see Ganondorf. They granted her access, and she thought to herself, "Maybe this will make me feel better."
She went into Ganondorf's room, and he said, "Well, well, well. If it isn't Princess Zelda. What do you want?"
She told Ganondorf about what Link did to her, and he replied with, "And your telling me because?"
She said, "Because I want to have relations with you."
Ganondorf was surprised, and replied with, "Hmmm, I'll think about it. You can stay here for as long as you want until Link gets back."
That night, Ganondorf and Zelda had dinner together, and Ganondorf replied to Zelda's question with , "Yes. I will have relations with you, but on one condition."
Zelda asked what it was, and Ganondorf replied with, "To kiss when we have to put effort into working on something, and make out when we do things with less effort.
Zelda agreed to this rule, and when they were done, they went to the same bed, pulled the covers over their heads, and started to lock lips on each other. Ganondorf said, "We should get married unofficially."
Zelda said, "Yes. We should, so we should kiss as often as possible."
Ganondorf agreed to this, and wrapped his cape around Zelda so she doesn't have to pull on him for her to get closer. She then casted a spell on her clothes to reveal her vagina, then Ganondorf casted a spell on his clothes to reveal his pingas, then casted another spell to expand until it was touching Zelda's vagina.
They would do this every day for 24 hours until Link got home.