Repeated Sentence! ahha alright now. Children, I wasn't exaggerating when I said EVERY MAN will become a girl in this series. Its in the list. XD haha and OITL your OMGBBQ made me giggle. And DorkFace! (hah that sounds insulting, sorry girl) do you think. for your what if, I could have Roxas sing it? I think I'd be able to work it better that way. Up to you.
I totally haven't been updating because I've been obsessed with playing SuperSmashBros on Wii. :innocence:
XD This one should be fun. Look at the small Authors Note! XD Oh yeah. There's a plot whole I don't care to fix in the last chapter. Want to know what it is?
Axel changed back into a man wearing women's underwear. :sniggle:
What If…
Zexion and Demyx got back at Axel and Roxas for their
'interruptions' by tormenting them in their relationship?
((as suggested by the darling Zesty))
"See Zexy?" Demyx asked conversationally as the pair arrived in Zexion's room, "I told you swimming would grow on you! Don't you like it?" he continued as he toweled off his hair.
Zexion stared at Demyx's still damp chest as he spoke. "Oh yes. Very much." Demyx looked over at him and saw where he was staring. He blushed.
"Zexy, eyes up!" he said, giggling.
"Why?" Zexion asked devilishly, coming closer to Demyx, "We've both finished our missions today…"
"So what do you want to do?" Demyx asked softly as Zexion ran a hand through Demyx's hair.
"Oh I don't know," Zexion said, eyes closing as he moved in to kiss Demyx, "my handcuffs have been looking a little rusty…"
"Zexion…" Demyx whispered, eyes closing as well.
"THERE YOU ARE DEMYX!" Axel cried as he kicked in the door. Roxas smiled as he reluctantly followed Axel inside.
Demyx sighed loudly. "Hi Axel."
"You busy?" Axel said, winking. "My bad," he said as he stepped back, "I'll just talk to you at dinner. Later!" He then dragged Roxas out the door and shut it behind them.
"So…where were we?" Demyx asked hopefully.
Zexion sighed. "The moment has been lost…Those two…" he grumbled. "They really need to stop doing that."
"You know," Demyx said, eyes glinting, "They aren't going to be stopped until they're taught a lesson…"
Zexion raised an eyebrow. "What are you implying, exactly?"
Demyx grinned. "That we school them in their own game, of course. Here's the plan…"
--((wo0t))--
Axel snickered as he and Roxas entered his bedroom. "That never gets old," he said, wrapping his arms around Roxas' waist.
"Someone has to get wise eventually," Roxas reasoned as he was led to Axel's bed. "Karma demands that something has to happen."
"Aw fuck Karma," Axel said as he pushed Roxas back onto the bed. "And you too, while I'm at it…"
Roxas laughed as Axel moved to kiss him softly.
"Hey Axel, do you have any-Oh shit, sorry!" Demyx said as he walked into Axel's room.
"It's alright," Axel said, mildly perturbed. "What did you need?"
"Staples…"
Axel stared at him. "Aren't there some in the supply closet?"
Demyx nodded. "Right! Thanks!" He shut the door behind him.
Axel turned to Roxas slowly. "What was that?"
Roxas looked at him gravely. "They're catching on to us," he said forebodingly.
Axel shook his head. "Doubt it. I laugh in the face of danger!"
"You're crazy," Roxas muttered as the dinner bell rang. "Let's eat," he continued as me moved to get off the bed.
"Don't mind if I do," Axe said, pushing Roxas back down on the bed and closing in on his lips…
"Roxas, are you in here?" Zexion said, opening the door and finding the two on the bed. "Oh, sorry, Nevermind…"
"No, that's fine, what is it Zexion?" Roxas said, pushing a stunned Axel off of him with an 'I-told-you-so' glare.
"I just wanted to talk to you about our next mission on the way to dinner."
"Sure," he replied as he stood to follow.
Axel shook his head in amazement as he followed the two out for dinner. I can't be wrong…Can I?
--((fuck yes you can Axel. A FEW DAYS LATER))--
Axel smiled as he shut the door of his room behind Roxas with a resounding 'click.'
"Want to know something special about today, Roxy?" Axel said, pushing Roxas down on the bed.
"Hmmm…" Roxas said, pretending to think, "maybe Zexion and Demyx are going to let us have sex for the first time this week?"
"Oh yes," Axel said, grinning, "Because I bought a lock for the door." He laughed evilly. "They can't stop us now!"
"I'm not too sure about that…" Roxas thought aloud as Axel laid atop of him.
"Oh just stop talking already," he muttered, moving to kiss Roxas.
"Hey guys!" Demyx called as he opened the door. "Want to play poker with us? Oh! I'm sorry! You're busy! We'll come back later…"
"No that's alright, Demyx, we'll be right there…" Axel said, sighing as he stood up. Roxas glared at him as he followed suit, giving him the 'It's-your-fault-we-won't-be-having-sex-this-year' look.
Demyx smiled widely, leaving the two alone. "I thought you said you locked the door?" Roxas said, glaring.
"I did!" Axel said, confused.
Demyx chuckled evilly as he put his bobby pin safely back into his pocket, waiting for Axel and Roxas to emerge.
--((later that week))--
Axel chuckled evilly as he walked with Roxas down the hallway to his room. Roxas raised an eyebrow as his chuckles slowly became louder.
"I knew it," he said, "the lack of sex has finally gone to your head…"
"No it hasn't," he said as he stopped near Demyx's room. He looked up and down the hall, making sure the coast was clear. Then, he swung open the door of the closet next to Demyx's room and pushed Roxas inside, following and shutting the door behind them with a snap.
"Axel. Why are we in a closet."
"To have sex!" Axel said gleefully.
"But now we're locked in here!"
"Exactly," Axel said, grinning, as he wrapped his arms around Roxas' waist.
"I'll be right there Zexy!" Demyx called as he opened the door, "I just need to get…the…bucket…I just keep running into you two everywhere don't I?" Demyx said cheerily.
"Tell me about it," Axel said, defeated, as he walked down the hall.
--((I love this.))--
Roxas sighed dejectedly as he walked down the hall by himself. This is madness, he thought as he neared his bedroom. At this rate, we're not going to be able to have sex until Christmas…
He opened the door, prepared to write his long Heartless report he had due the next morning. His jaw dropped when he saw a red flame boxer-clad Axel spread out on his bed, grinning devilishly.
"Hello my dear Roxy…"
Roxas paused and turned, sticking his head out into the hallway. Clear! He thought as he returned to the matter at hand. "How'd you swing this one? We haven't even been able to kiss before being interrupted!" he said, half expecting Demyx or Zexion to walk in at any moment.
"I apologized," Axel said simply as his grin grew wider. "We're free!"
Roxas hesitantly came closer. "Are you sure?"
"Positive. The only question left is are you ready for the best sex this lifetime?"
Roxas smiled. "I think I'm game," he said, crawling on the bed and tentatively pressing his lips to Axel's. Hmmm…no interruptions, Roxas thought happily as he intensified the kiss, wrapping one hand in Axel's hair while the other trailed down his chest.
Axel groaned as Roxas grew bolder, tracing his abdomen with feather light caresses. Roxas smirked as he trailed kisses to his collarbone. I've missed this…
"Roxas, what are you doing?" Axel said.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" Roxas muttered distractedly.
"It looks like you're making out with a broom."
"What?" Roxas said, blinking. Below him was a slim white broom with bright red bristles. Roxas recoiled, spitting all over it. "Ugh, I need to brush my teeth," Roxas said, blushing profusely as he stood up and went into his bathroom. Axel doubled over in laughter.
"What the hell were you doing?" he said between breaths and snickers.
"I'm going to murder Zexion," Roxas said after he brushed his teeth. "This has gone on too long! You're coming with me and we're apologizing."
"But-"
"Now."
--((To Demyx's room!))--
Demyx continued to laugh as Zexion told him the events that transpired in Roxas' room.
"You had him make out with a broom?" Demyx said in hysterics. "Oh man, that is great!"
"They'll be here soon," Zexion said, "I think that might have been the last straw for Roxas."
As if on cue, knocking was heard at that moment.
"I really don't think this merits us apologizing," Axel's voice said beyond the door.
"Do you want to make out with a plunger next?" Roxas said irritably.
Demyx chuckled. "Come in!"
Roxas dragged a still-reluctant Axel into the room, still blushing slightly.
"Yes?" Demyx asked.
"We are very sorry for constantly interrupting your make out sessions," Roxas said. He looked over at Axel, glaring.
"Yeah, we won't do it again," he said unconvincingly.
"Is that a promise?" Zexion said. "Because if it isn't, I could see to it personally that you accidentally lose your ability to procreate."
Axel shuddered. "I promise!"
"Good. You can have sex now."
Axel squealed with delight and scooped Roxas off the ground, leaving a comical cloud of dust behind them.
Demyx snickered. "Could you really put up an illusion that they were castrated?"
Zexion grinned. "For a few days. I'm very proficient with many types of illusions you know."
Demyx giggled. "I know. I especially enjoyed the one where you put us on a pirate ship and chained me to-"
"Shhh! Demyx," Zexion said, blushing, "someone could be listening."
"So?" Demyx said, grinning, "Let them hear. So where shall we go today?" he continued, winking.
Zexion smiled softly. "Wherever you want."
--((END!))--
I lurved that one. XD You folk better show the love.
Last one: The Misunderstanding. Good job! This one could be difficult:
"Number IX! What are you doing in this part of the castle?!"
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