Repeated Sentence! OMG MY CHILDREN. IF YOU READ NOTHING IN THIS AUTHORS NOTE READ THIS. :contradictory: THIS BE IMPORTANT. XD So holy business, I was watching the Stupid Files again yesterday, and.
I thought of a story idea. Go figure right? But no! This is different! IT'S A CHAPTER FIC! (If I didn't split it up it would be like one bitchass of a oneshot) ME! CHAPTER! FIC! OMG! RIGHT? OMGBBQWTF! lol. I don't want to list any details, and I don't even know if someone did this already cuz the search isn't working again. but.
What do you folk think? I want to write this, but no doubt its going to affect this story. I'd have to alternate like, WhatIf, story, what if, story, maybe a random oneshot, what if, etc. SO. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! Oh yeah. Itd be a Soriku, but thered be a teeeeeny bit of Riku/Leon!? in it. XD I don't think this could get that long. AND! I might be dabbleing in lemons for this. XD Help me train for the Older Kids What ifs.
And if you want to try and figure out my idea I was watching KH Stupid File numero 12. XD
EEEEEEEEEEE. This one has the potential to be good. XD
What If…
Aerith dared Leon to steal some of
Cloud's underwear, and he got caught?
((as suggested by the darling Reverse the Riddles))
Yuffie laughed as Aerith went downstairs to the main floor of her apartment complex. She poked her head out the window, giving her a perfect view of the lobby two floors down.
"There is no way she's going to do this—"
"Shuttup Yuffie," Leon said, "It's only a dare-"
"But it's Aerith!"
"Shuttup the lot of ya or we're gonna miss it!" Cid said with finality in his tone.
"PENIS!"
Yuffie and Leon burst into hysterics as Aerith bolted for the stairs. Cid shook his head. "No matter how old you kids get that never gets old…"
"Because it's brilliant!" Yuffie exclaimed, giving Leon a high five!
The door suddenly slammed open and Aerith stomped in, face flushed in embarrassment.
"Never. Again." she said, sitting down. The pair burst out into laughter again. "It's not funny," Aerith mumbled, "I scared the hell out of the sweet old couple that lives next door…"
Leon laughed harder, wiping the tears of mirth from his eyes. "Even better! They know about your 'dark side' now…" He feigned horror.
"Alright, pretty boy," Aerith said, twitching, "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." He said, arching his eyebrows in challenge.
Aerith thought for a moment before her expression turned evil. She grinned. "I dare you, to go across the hall to Cloud's apartment-"
"But Cloud's at sparring practice…" Leon said in confusion.
"I'm not finished!" Aerith said, continuing, "And go into his bedroom, and bring us back a pair of the sexiest underwear you can find."
Yuffie guffawed as Leon's jaw dropped. "That's cruel."
"Paybacks a bitch," she replied calmly before glancing at the clock, "you better get going if you want to get there before he does," she said, handing him a key.
Leon swore as he stood up and was out of the apartment in a flash. Cid stared at Aerith incredulously. "You really are evil aren't you?"
"Evil is in the eye of the beholder!" she said, giggling.
--((tick tock!))--
Leon tentatively walked into Cloud's apartment. I've been in here thousands of times, why does it seem so wrong now? Oh I know, he thought dryly, maybe its because I have to go steal my best friends underwear…
He paused as he entered Cloud's bedroom. Never been in here before… He tentatively looked around, making his way towards the dresser. I wish Cloud was here…wait! Did I just think that? he wondered, Cloud's my best friend! Why would I want him to help me pick out his sexiest underwear? He sighed. There's something wrong with me…
Leon closed his eyes as he slowly pulled open the top drawer of Cloud's dresser. Opening them a crack, he saw a pile of underwear innocently folded in its space. I guess I thought it would jump out at me, he shrugged, Let's see here…
Once Leon got the drawer open, he found that it was remarkably easy to rummage through his best friends underwear. This risk is such fun its almost criminal, he thought smirking to himself. What's this? he thought as he reached the bottom of a pile of boxers. Could it be…?
Leon pulled a white thong adorned with pink hearts out of the dresser. He snickered to himself. This is brilliant, Cloud will never hear the end of—
"Leon?"
Leon froze as Cloud stared at him incredulously.
Fuck.
--((oh noes! Let's back up a bit. :hits slide button: ))--
Cloud sighed contentedly as he approached his apartment. Excellent workout will be followed shortly by a long shower, he thought happily as he moved to unlock his door. His brows furrowed as he saw that it was already open.
Did Aerith get something? he wondered as he tentatively stepped into his apartment. He heard rustling coming from his bedroom.
He stealthily made his way to his bedroom, peering in cautiously. He saw Leon across the room at his dresser, rummaging through something.
"Leon?" Cloud asked questioningly as he walked into his room. Leon turned, the thong held up in both of his hands.
Cloud stared at him, blushing four different shades of red. "What are you doing?" he asked, mortified.
Leon looked down and saw what he was holding. He dropped the offending underwear as if it burned him. "Cloud! I was-I just…Sorry!" he stuttered, making his way speedily to the door.
Cloud put his arm across the doorway, effectively blocking the exit. "You were what?"
"I was…looking through your underwear."
"I figured that much out," he said dryly. Is he serious? "When did you become a panty thief?"
Leon blushed. "I am not! Aerith dared me to steal your sexiest pair of underwear!"
Cloud chuckled. "Wow, Leon, I didn't know your taste in underwear was so…risqué."
Leon snorted. "Like you should talk. Pink hearts? What, do you frequent a strip club?" Cloud remained silent. "Besides…" Leon muttered before stopping himself.
"What?" Cloud asked, eager to somehow get out of this awkward banter.
"I was going to say that I thought Aerith would find that underwear sexy," Leon muttered, blushing again, "I personally prefer a nice pair of boxers—"
"Boxers?" Cloud asked, raising an eyebrow. "On a woman?"
Leon sputtered, turning even redder. "I mean-I…yeah." he finished lamely.
"Right," Cloud said without sincerity. "Well, Aerith is probably thinking you had an aneurism or something over here…" he said, "you should take those undies and get over there."
Leon nodded, awkwardly picking up the thong from the ground and walking towards the door.
"Oh and Leon?" Cloud asked. Leon turned at the doorway to Cloud's bedroom.
"You're welcome to come see any of my boxers you'd like," he said, winking. "And they don't have to be in the drawer, if you catch my drift…"
Leon swore his face would never be his normal complexion again. "I'll be back later," he muttered before speeding out the door.
--((END!!))--
HEEE! That one wasn't that bad for a Cleon. XD After this one we start the long line of Kerrilea's suggestions! XD
Let me know what you think about my chapter!story!
Last one: Alone in the Castle. You guys are getting good! Have to make it harder…This one's kinda easy. XD
"So…Do you have any injuries that need…wrapping?"
freaky-hanyou