:dramatic sigh: I am sad about the reviewage. Roxas is sad too. I was planning on releasing him soon you know. -.- I dunno what to do! XD I have a feeling tomorrow is going to be hell on earth for me, so I'm updating now.
SO PEOPLE. IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, (by some hit count I can tell that you didn't XD) I BEGAN A CHAPTER STORY. XD I wanted to update that actually, cuz the first chapterprologueTHING is freakish to the short, but. I figured I could broadcast/whoreselflessly via this chapter. XD
Its called Coin Operated Boy and it's a Soriku with future AkuRoku. It was going to have Cleon, but I changed the characters after a long thought. Luckily, this idea has only been done as a KairiRoxas with an Absolute Boyfriend feel, which is kinda disturbing.
But ANYWAY, I have never written a KH chapter fic before, so check it out! (I totally wrote the ending already XD)
Alright darlings, one crizazy What if coming up! Onemoreparadise, penis makes me laugh too. XD Axure, you're damn right that staples was a reference to Sugar. XD
What If…
Roxas had to explain the basics of the internet to Demyx?
((as suggested by the darling Kerri))
Demyx stared blankly at the new technological advancement on his desk. To Demyx, the object looked dark and foreboding. Granted, that could be because it was off, but nevertheless Demyx still decided that this 'computer' was unnecessary in his bedroom.
Why the hell do I need one of these anyways? Zexion doesn't even need one that often. There are plenty in the library…He should be here soon to teach me about this thing. Hopefully we'll get something done! he thought, grinning to himself as he sat on his bed.
We could always get other things done…As dirty thoughts flew unbidden from his memory, there was a knock heard on his door.
"Come in!" Demyx called, smirking. "Hey sexy-Roxas?" Demyx finished, surprised.
Roxas raised an eyebrow. "I wasn't aware that I had a new nickname," he replied. Demyx blushed. "Zexion sent me here to teach you about the computer, he has a report to finish by tonight," Roxas explained.
Demyx nodded in understanding. "So," he said as Roxas beckoned him to the computer, turning it on and sitting in the chair, "What's so special about this thing?"
"I suppose the most interesting aspect would be the Internet," Roxas said thoughtfully as the desktop loaded.
"What's that?" Demyx asked curiously.
"You'll see," Roxas said mysteriously. "How often have you used the computers in the library?" he asked.
"Maybe…twice? Twice."
Roxas rolled his eyes. "Alright, to get to the internet you drag the mouse," he waved the mouse on the screen so Demyx would notice it, "to this icon," he continued, dragging the mouse over the Mozilla icon. "Then you click it twice." He did so, and the browser came up, automatically coming up on Google.
Demyx was vaguely fascinated. "What do I use this 'Internet' for?" he asked.
"Anything," Roxas explained, "you can find anything you want by typing it into this search bar right here." He clicked in the text box. "What would you like to see?"
Demyx thought for a moment. "A Sitar video." he said resolutely.
"Alright," Roxas said as he typed 'Sitar Video' into the box and hit 'Enter.' Immediately, a screen with various websites appeared. Demyx was spellbound when Roxas found a website, Sitars-Unlimited, which had thousands of videos to choose from.
"YouTube might also have some other videos," Roxas explained as he stood up, letting Demyx take over the computer. "Feel free to ask if you have any questions."
Demyx nodded absently as Roxas summoned a portal out of his room.
--((now it would be quite lame to end it there. XD We need some Zemyx up in here!))--
After a few hours Demyx began to get a headache. He closed the windows and hit the Sleep button that Roxas had showed him on the keyboard. The computer screen blackened and he sighed happily.
This is some pretty interesting technology, I have to admit, Demyx thought. Right now, my own sitar needs me, he grinned as he summoned his weapon for some tuning.
Zexion has got to see this.
--((wooo))--
Zexion smiled as he summoned a portal Demyx's room that evening, only to find him fast asleep, sprawled partly on top of his sitar. Someone must have had an exciting day, he thought as he neared the sleeping Melodious Nocturne.
"Hey," he whispered, lightly touching Demyx's shoulder, "I know you want to rest up for tonight and all…"
Demyx groaned and looked up groggily. "What? Oh, hi Zexy…" he said absently as he rubbed his eyes.
"Did you enjoy your nap?" Zexion asked, smirking. "Do you want your snack now?"
Demyx glared at him. "Oh stuff it, Zexion, I stared at the computer screen to long…which reminds me!" he said, putting away his weapon and awakening the computer. "I want to show you this website!"
Zexion raised an eyebrow as Demyx skillfully opened an internet browser window. What is he up to…? he thought, amused as Demyx struggled to remember exactly what the website was.
"Ah! I remember! It was SitarsUnlimited!" he said happily as he typed the URL into the address bar.
"Isn't this cool?" Demyx said as he waited for the website chock full of sitar videos to load.
Zexion stared at the screen. "Well Demyx, I wouldn't say that 'Women at the Car Wash' was exactly my cup of tea…" he said, trying to contain his laughter and failing.
Demyx squawked in surprise at the dirty images on his screen. He panicked and shut the window. "That wasn't what I wanted!" he said hastily, opening up a new browser and typing 'Sitars Unlimited' into Google. His website appeared as the first result. He clicked it, puzzled.
"What happened?"
Zexion peered at the URL. "It appears that you had forgotten the ever important hyphen between 'Sitar' and 'Unlimited,'" he reasoned.
Demyx sputtered in protest. "So you're saying that a hyphen could be the difference between sitars and porn?"
Zexion laughed as he hit the Sleep mode on the computer and pulled Demyx out of the chair. "Welcome to the Internet, Demyx."
"Have you ever done that before?" Demyx asked as Zexion led him to the bed.
"Sure," Zexion said, pinking slightly.
Demyx grinned. "It looks like you found something worse than I did."
"If you typed in 'learning techniques' with the safe filter off, I bet you'd get some interesting results too…" he muttered.
Demyx laughed. "What kind of techniques were you looking for Zexy? Surely it wasn't something…dirty?" He snickered.
Zexion blushed. "I didn't want techniques, I wanted a new method to learn! As in, memorization!"
"Of course you did." Demyx said dryly.
Zexion glared at him and pushed Demyx onto his back, leaning over him. "Are you implying that you think I need a new technique?" he asked, forming the words against Demyx's lips.
"N-no…"
Zexion grinned. "I didn't think so," he said smugly before closing in for a kiss.
--((Ze End!))--
haha, that one was kind of fun. I've done that before, I put the hyphen in the wrong place for KHVids and got something totally wrong. lol And I didn't put any coms or nets cuz I know ffnet would delete them. Lame.
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"You'd think that after dressing as a woman for two years would make me look more feminine…"
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