Gah. I am such a softie. I am like, exhausted and beyond tired but here I am. Updating. AND YES AKANE I LOVED EACH AND EVERY OUNCE OF THOSE REVIEWS. Do not feel bad leaving them! xD
You people made me happy, reading COB and all. XD I really like it, even though all I added was from the depts. of backstory and plot setup. XD Check it out if you haven't!
If anyone's seen the Parenthood, you'll definitely know where I'm going here. :snickers:
…:goes to sleep and posts later XD:
What If…
Zexion was the reason there is a semi truck on the right side
of Memory's Skyscraper? (Refresher cuz I sure as
hell don't remember this either: upturned and
with skid marks leading to it)
((as suggested by the darling Kerri))
"Stop being unreasonable, Demyx," Zexion said calmly as he entered his bedroom, turning to face Demyx.
"I'm just saying, with all these new worlds being discovered it would be logical for one of us to learn how to drive!"
"Again," Zexion said, massaging his temples, "why would we need to learn how to drive when we can just use a portal?"
"What if we get into a situation where we can't?" Demyx replied, "We'll need to be able to blend in with the people of the world!"
"Not if we can just leave, we don't have to."
"But then we'd have to come back and say we failed our mission."
Zexion was silent.
Demyx grinned, prodding him. "I'm right, aren't I?"
Zexion looked as if he had swallowed something sour. "…It wouldn't be pleasant coming back from a failed mission," he grimaced.
"So…?" Demyx said, raising an eyebrow triumphantly.
Zexion sighed. "I'll get us a car," he said defeatedly as Demyx cheered his victory.
--((thisll be interesting))--
"Why exactly does the Superior have a truck lying around in the World that Never Was?" Demyx asked curiously as he and Zexion approached the vehicle.
Zexion shrugged. "He said it was a failed experiment from early transportation methods. They eventually decided it would be easier to portal humans than trucks."
Demyx stared at the dilapidated truck. "I can see why." He grinned at Zexion. "So when are you going to give me the keys?"
Zexion looked affronted. "Never. If one of us is going to drive, it will be me," he said resolutely. "I value my life."
"Hey!" Demyx protested, "What makes you think you'll drive better than I would?"
Zexion gave him the 'how-can-you-ask-me-such-an-obvious-question' look. "I can focus longer than you can," he said simply before opening the door to the cab and climbing in.
Demyx grinned deviously as he walked around to the other side. We'll see about that…
--((:cackles: ))--
"This isn't so bad," Zexion said as he mowed down countless Heartless in the darkened streets and paths of the World that Never Was. "Turning is only slightly difficult…"
"I want to drive," Demyx pouted.
"No."
"You never let me learn anything new," he continued sourly.
Zexion sighed. "I'll make it up to you by teaching you some things when we return if you want."
Demyx grinned devilishly. "What kind of things?"
Zexion blushed. "Come on, Demyx, keep your mind out of the gutter. I have to pay attention."
"I don't think I want to," Demyx whispered, staring at Zexion's profile intensely.
Zexion looked over at him through his peripheral vision. His blush darkened as he turned rather sharply around a corner. "Stop looking at me like that, it's distracting."
Demyx's grin turned slightly sadistic as he shifted, taking off his seat belt. "I could be even more distracting," he snickered, "besides, this driving is causing you to look quite tense." He slowly eased a hand across the front of Zexion's shoulders, caressing his chest.
Zexion slammed on the brakes as a league of Nobodies ran into the street in front of him. "Demyx!" he scolded as the Nobodies flitted past, "I really need to concentrate!" He slowly began accelerating again as Demyx drew his hand away from his chest.
However, after a few minutes of silence, Demyx's devilish grin returned. "I really think you need to relax," he whispered as he gently laid a hand on Zexion's thigh.
"Demyx, stop," Zexion whispered lamely as he stared ahead at the road, hands gripped tightly over the wheel. Demyx grin grew wider as he slowly shifted his hand inward, kissing Zexion's collarbone before disappearing below the steering wheel entirely.
Zexion yelped, involuntarily slamming down on the accelerator. He vaguely registered that a building was fast approaching. He swore and attempted to slam on the brakes. Seeing that it wasn't working, he gripped Demyx tightly before summoning a portal. The two appeared the next block over, collapsed in a pile. A loud crash was heard as Zexion winced.
He pulled Demyx up on his feet and came upon the truck, on its side in flames. Demyx made short work of the fire while Zexion refastened the button on his pants and regained his wits. Once the fire was out, Demyx turned to look at him, smiling sheepishly.
"Um…oops?" he said, laughing softly.
Zexion glared at him. "That was not. Funny."
"That's what you get for saying your focus is better than mine," Demyx said, gesturing at the truck, "I bet I could drive just fine while I was distracted."
Zexion blushed and did not reply. Suddenly, a portal appeared and the Superior stepped out. He stared at the totaled semi for a moment, crashed into Memory's Skyscaper, destroyed. He then turned to Zexion and Demyx, livid.
"What the hell happened here?" he ground out.
Zexion's face was impassive as he turned to Demyx. "Go ahead, Demyx. Tell him."
--((END!))--
:fit of giggles: Oh man. That is straight from the Parenthood my friends. XD So yesterday I watched the Pebble and the Penguin, and today I took a 4 hour nap. Wow. And for a while I thought that the truck was literally like, on the side of the building, but then I was like. Noo.
Kinda short, but I still love it. R AND R MY DARLINGS! OH MY and on Apr 11th is supposed to be like, insanity for me, but I'm going to try my damndest to post a story. XD
Last one: Reincarnation.
Did this card just threaten to rape me?
freaky-hanyou