Sasuke looked at Devon and said, "Yo, nigga, you cool and what not, but what we had was an experiment. 'Yo chocolate dick ain't good enough for me, you RayJ lookin' ashy lipped muthafucka".

Devon took a couple steps back, deeply offended.

Sai begun to feel deeply nervous, mostly because Devon still had a gun in his hand.

"Uh, Sasuke," Sai warned. "I think you shouldn't insult him-"

"Aw, who gives a fuck?" Sasuke shouted. The boy was about to snap.

"Sasuke! I-I thought we had something!" Devon wailed, dropping to his ashy knees.

"No! It was only a one-time thing, Devon!" Sasuke shouted, throwing Sai's painting at Devon's ashy head. "Stay away from Naruto!"

The painting broke into two peices.

"Aye!" Sai shouted, beginning to get pissed. "Why is everyone beating up my painting?"

"No one gives a shit out your shit painting!" Sasuke screamed.

Sai began to cry, buring his face in his hands.

"Look what you did, Sasuke!" Naruto scolded. "You made Sai cry!"

"I don't care." Sasuke growled, as he stormed out Sai's apartment.

Naruto watched as Sasuke walked out the room, feeling his heart swell with guilt and grief. He fussed at Devon just for him. Naruto smiled slightly. Maybe... just maybe... Sasuke did love him, too.

"What the fuck are you smiling at, ugly-ass?" Devon shouted, glaring at the blonde.

"Hey, shut the fuck up!" Naruto's eyes narrowed menacingly.

Devon said nothing, but left the apartment as well, crying in defeat. He had lost his precious Sasuke-kun.

Turning his head to look back at the apartment, he glared.

"I'll get revenge, Sasuke... Naruto. I'll shoot both of you mothafuckas..." Devon vowed to himself, as he walked back to his trailer home.

Devon had to take a shit, really bad.

After Devon left the area to go take a shit, Naruto ran over to Sasuke's house.

He had to know everything that happened between the two of them. He had to.

Knocking on the door, he heard Brittney Spears music playing in the background.

Cocking an eyebrow, he whispered to himself, "So, Sasuke likes Brittney Spears too, huh?"

Suddenly the music was shut-off and foot-steps were heard heading towards the door.

Sasuke opened the door, an annoyed expression on his face. "What the hell do you want, Naruto?"

"What happened between you two? Seriously, I wanna know!" Naruto demanded.

Sasuke giggled like a little fag and said, "I spreaded his lil buttcheeks and watched his swirly butthole. Then I shoved my 9 inch dick in it and he started singing an Eminem song."

Naruto then said, "How come you never get my swirly butthole? I thought you had the hots for me."

Sasuke sighed and scratched his nuts and then said, "The last time I fucked 'yo swirly butthole, you started singing YMCA by Village people. That shit scared the fuck outta me. That, and the fact that you got the dirtiest asshole in the fucking planet, you dush!"

"DUSH?" Naruto choked.

"Yes, dush." Sasuke stated, crossing his arms.

"W-What song by Eminem did Devon sing...?" Naruto whispered, as tears fell down his cheeks.

"Not Afraid." Sasuke smirked.

Naruto gasped. "What the fuck!"

Sasuke only nodded. "Yep. Me and Killer Bee fucked, too. He sang that Ashley Simpson song. I forgot the name of it, though..." Sasuke trailed off.

"That is fucked up!" Naruto shouted.

"I know."

"Well... you still haven't answered my question."

"What question?"

"...Do you have the hots for me?"

Sasuke then farted, ruining the moment.

Naruto only blushed, trying to hold back laughter, and he had to fart too. But, he didn't want to fart in front of Sasuke anymore. That would be embarassing!

"Uhh, maybe I should go..."

"No!" Sasuke pleaded.

Sasuke then crushed his lips onto Naruto's nose.

AN: Idgaf what you say! I love this story! It's one of the best, and you can kiss my asshole! You dush!