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heee. Hi. Alright THE GOOD NEWS! This lazy recently freed for summer me is UPDATING! WOOT! (I updated Coin Operated Boy semi-recently now if you haven't noticed. XD)

The bad news, however is that I am going to ITALY Woot. I'm leaving Thursday, and will return like, the 23rd. So. This is going to have to tide you over. Don't you dare think I'm giving this up. I am bringing a LIST of what ifs and one shots to write with on the EIGHT FREAKING HOUR PLANE RIDE. I already have an airport oneshot halfway written already from the last flight adventure. XD I can't write CoB on the plane, it'll be too difficult. XD

So, I won't bore you with much talk. XD

!! I JUST REMEMBERED! Holy CRAP. Ok so. This FRIDAY the thirteenth. I will not be here. SO. I OFFICIALLY DUB THIS THE FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH WHAT IF SPECIAL!

Pretend its Friday people.

…There wasn't an exact what if ramification for this, but heres the inspiration: "Well, why not do a totally creepy, yet completely sexy one on a friday the thirteenth?" says Zesty.

SO! Sorry if this is crappy, I have to work the rust out of my writing…

What If…

Axel had a secret fear of thunderstorms, and

Roxas had to comfort him?

((A What If Special care of Zesty!))

"Hey Roxas! Roxas! Roooooxasssssss?" Axel pretended to whisper conspiratorially as he poked Roxas in the shoulder. Roxas, who was trying to calmly eat his dinner, tried not to twitch.

"Yes, Axel dearest?" Roxas said sarcastically. Axel, however missed the sarcasm.

"Roxy!" he squealed, "Do you know what today is?"

Roxas thought for a moment. "The thirteenth…." he said slowly. It's not August, so I still have two months to prepare for that day, he thought, concealing a blush.

"It's Friday the thirteenth! Let's go out into the city and capture Heartless to put in unlikely places!" he declared.

Roxas rolled his eyes. He must have spiked his own dinner. "That isn't scary, that's just annoying…and besides, it's supposed to thunderstorm soon."

Axel stopped mid tirade. "Storm? As in, rain and lightning and thunder?"

Roxas raised an eyebrow as he finished his meal. "That would be the definition of a thunderstorm," he said, standing up. "Is there something wrong?"

"No, not at all," Axel said as he followed Roxas out of the cafeteria. "Not at all…"

--((woooooo))--

Axel fidgeted nervously as he and Roxas sat in front of his bed, watching television. Roxas absently played with the ties of Axel's jacket as Axel wrapped his arm around him. Axel, however, could not seem to focus on the regularly scheduled program. He kept looking out the window into the impending darkness.

"Is something wrong Axel?" Roxas asked after he noticed Axel looking out the window for the fifth time.

"Nope, not at all!" Axel said sheepishly. "Everything is just—"

A bright flash of lighting and a loud burst of thunder and with a buzz the power went out.

"Fine," Axel said, his voice cracking as the two sat in darkness.

"Axel?" Roxas questioned as the Nobody visibly tensed. "Are you alright?"

Axel winced as another round of lightning and thunder commenced.

"Axel?"

"N-no…"

Roxas paused. "Are you afraid of thunderstorms?"

"A little bit," he admitted sheepishly as he tightened his hold on Roxas.

"Why didn't you say anything before, hmmm? Didn't want to ruin your 'badass' image?" Roxas teased.

Axel laughed. "I wasn't aware of this 'badass', but sure." Axel yelped as a particularly loud peal of thunder erupted. Roxas made a small 'oof' sound as Axel landed in his lap.

"Shh…." Roxas said, trying to be soothing as he rubbed his hand down Axel's back, "it'll be alright…"

Axel snorted. "Roxas, I'm not a baby, I'm just scared," he said as he tightened his grip.

Roxas tried to get up. "Well fine, see if I stay here and try to comfort you then—"

"Wait! I'm sorry! Don't leave!" Axel said, genuinely afraid.

Roxas softened. "I was just kidding, I won't leave."

Axel visibly relaxed. Slightly. "Good."

"So…" Roxas started, "What can we do during this storm to calm you down then?"

Axel's eyes took on a devious glint. "Oh I don't know, maybe you could distract me…"

Axel waited for the obligatory protest and punch to the shoulder. However, nothing came. Instead, Roxas pushed Axel off of him so he lay flat on the floor and straddled his waist.

Axel bit back a groan. "You aren't shutting me down?"

Roxas grinned. "No," he whispered as lightning flashed, "I'm shutting you up." Roxas then sealed his lips over Axel's. Quickly taking control, Roxas lightly stroked Axel's cheek as the other hand slowly lowered his zipper. He quickly slipped a hand under the fabric, stroking Axel's stomach and sides. Axel made a whining sound and tried to roll them over.

Roxas pulled back. "Stop fidgeting and let me distract you," he muttered as he moved to nip Axel's neck. He pushed the cloak off of Axel's shoulders while tracing intricate patterns on his abs.

"Roxy…" Axel muttered.

"Sh," Roxas said before moving to caress Axel's collarbone. Axel hissed and fisted Roxas' blonde locks with both hands, mind reeling.

Roxas' kisses soon reached the same point as his hand, just above the waistline of Axel's pants. Axel's breathing became labored as Roxas moved slowly lower.

"Are you fully distracted?" Roxas muttered, breathing puffs of warm air on Axel's abdomen.

"Y-Yes," Axel stuttered out, barely even aware he was in his room let alone a thunderstorm.

"Good," Roxas said, sitting up. "Mission accomplished." His eyes glinted mischievously as he grinned.

Axel blinked. "Wait, what? No it isn't!" Axel regained his senses and in one fluid motion flipped himself over and nestled himself fully on top of Roxas.

"We've just barely started…"

--((End!))--

haha sorry that's kinda short, but I couldn't continue for obvious T rated reasons. But do not worry! There will be updates when I return! Leave me love! I exist still so you do too!

OH! Hm. Last one: The Puppy!

"Ugh, clearly these weren't made for a man…"

freaky-hanyou