"S-Sasuke?" Naruto asked. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Kissing your nose." Sasuke stated. He then pulled away, leaving Naruto breath-less.
"Maybe... some other time, okay?" Sasuke said, turning his back to Naruto, closing the door softly.
Naruto just stood there, feeling rejected. He stared at the door. Suddenly, he heard Brittney Spears music begin to play, and decided to see what was going on. He then peeked through Sasuke's living-room window and watched as Sasuke was booty-shaking into a camera.
"Sasuke's such a whore..." Naruto murmered, beginning to walk home.
The next day Naruto pretty much just sulked around and watched Dr. Phil and Oprah. He didn't want to watch Dr. Oz though... because Dr. Oz was a fucking cunt-face.
Suddenly feeling his stomach begin to rumble, Naruto's eyes widened. He had to take a MASSIVE dookie.
Running to the bathroom, he almost shit himself in his pink bunny pajama's.
Sitting on the toliet, Naruto let out a huge fart. It was so loud, that he could feel his little buttcheeks vibrate.
"Oh shit, I gotta go take a dush!" he announced. He went over to the bathroom and sat down on the second toilet he had in the bathroom and grabbed a magazine behind him.
Naruto looked down at his nine inch dick and started playing with it.
"Damn, I'm fucking small..." Naruto whispered to himself. "I bet Sasuke's very much bigger..."
He then began to imagine Sasuke's massive cock in his asshole.
Naruto got hard, and grew a inch. He masterbated using tweezers.
After his masterbation time, Naruto walked down to Sai's house once more. He had to talk to someone.
"Sai!" Naruto shouted, pounding on the door.
No one answered.
"Sai, open the fucking door, you massive turd!" Naruto was beginning to get annoyed.
He twisted the door-knob, discovering it to be un-locked.
Naruto opened the door, walking in. As soon as he walked in, he saw a man-thong on the floor, as well as many many condoms.
"What the fuck is going on here...?" Naruto wondered.
Walking up the stairs, he heard low grunts and moans and screams.
Opening the door, he screamed loudly at the sight he saw.
"WHAT THE FUCKIN' FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?" Naruto screamed, falling backwards onto his butt.
He saw Sai underneath Kakashi, both of them fucking with pink dildos.
"Naruto! Uh... It's not what you think!" Kakashi stuttered.
"Sai! I didn't know you were gay. I mean, I knew Kakashi was, but not you!" Naruto bellowed.
"I'm sorry, Naruto... I am." Sai blushed.
Kakashi then threw a pubic hair at Naruto, before saying, "Get the fuck out. I was about to finish."
Crying loudly, Naruto ran out of the room and down the street, heading towards the mall.
He wanted to go shopping at Victoria's Secret.
AN: yeahh, I updated twice in one day. So what?