Naruto began crying, feeling some-what betrayed.
He couldn't believe that Sai was gay. I mean, if he knew, then he could have gotten with Sai! Being in a relationship with Sai couldn't have been as bad as it seemed.
Suddenly, Naruto pulled out his blunt from his pocket and begun smoking it. He wanted to get high before he went into Victoria's Secret.
Naruto, high as a muthafucking pimp, walked into Victoria's Secret giggling like a little queer.
FUCK, was HE high!
"Oh shit! I must be seeing shit. Either I am so fucking high, or is that...? No, it can't be! Is that... the motherfuckin' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? What the FUCK are they doing in here?"
In Naruto's state of highness, he thought he saw the turtles wearing lingerie. Leonardo, the leader, was wearing a frilly pink bra with blue lace at the end.
Raphael, the hotheaded asshole of the group was wearing a sexy g string showing his lil tail and his dick. "Holy shit!" said Naruto. That is fucking sexy!"
Donatello was wearing a purple negligee and letting his muscular titties hang out (not that much could hang out)
And Michelangelo, the dumb one, was wearing an orange see-through camisole and some sexy panty hose.
Naruto fell backwards, farting wildly.
All of the turtles suddenly surrounded him, looking down at him concerned.
"What the fuck. Why does this dude have yellow hair?" Donatello asked.
"He must've let Bon-Qui-Qui from that ghetto barber-shop dye his hair." Raphael chimed in.
"Damn niggas..." Michelangelo muttered, putting his sexy green hand on Naruto's fore-head.
"What the flippity fuck! I didn't know you guys were real!" Naruto screamed.
"Psh. Of course we're real." Michealangelo rolled his eyes.
"You guys aren't real! You're fucking cartoons!" Naruto shouted, angrily. The weed was beginning to get to him.
"We are not cartoons, you fuckin' turd looking, flesh-eyed monster!" Donatello snapped.
"I'm beautiful, you fat-fuck!" Naruto growled, wobbily standing up. Naruto's eyes were faxiated upon a beautiful yellow tank top.
"You're the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen!" screamed Michealangelo.
"You turtles... can you buy that top for me...?" Naruto asked softly.
"Wash yo crusty shitty asshole and we MIGHT consider it, you yellow haired dick," said Leonardo.
"I do not have a crusty, shitty asshole, you green-ass looking penis-head!" Naruto bellowed.
"Good one." Leonardo said sarcastically.
"Fuck you and 'yo bald-ass granny!" Naruto fell back onto the floor.
"How the fuck did you know my granny was bald?" Danotello screamed, throwing a bra at Naruto's head.
About to shout another insult at the green turtles, something caught his eye. He saw Sasuke walking in the front entrance of the store!
"What the hell is Sasuke doing in Victoria's Secret?" Naruto screamed.
AN: Thanks for all the reviews! I'm the greatest, I know.