"Who is Sasuke?" Donatello asked, scratching his bald green head.
"I don't know," Leonardo sighed. "But his hair looks like a chicken's ass."
"Hey! Don't talk about Sasuke that way!" Naruto shouted at the turtles, kicking Danotello in his green nuts.
Donatello hunched over in pain, clutching between his legs. "You little shit!"
"I don't give a fuck, you ugly turtle!" Naruto said, snarling.
"Naruto?"
Naruto looked up to see Sasuke looking down at him, confused.
"What are you doing here, Naruto?" Sasuke asked, looking at the pink under-wear.
"I... I wanted to go shopping. But, the damned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ruined everything for me! The wouldn't even buy that yellow tank-top I wanted!" Naruto whimpered.
Sasuke arched an eyebrow. "The... teenage mutant ninja turtles, huh?"
"Yes!"
"Hmm."
"What? You don't believe me?" Naruto asked, his eyes widening.
"No."
"They're right there!" Naruto said, pointing at the ugly-ass turtles.
Sasuke's eyes widened as the turtles began doing a Native American turtle dance around a manniquin.
"What the fuck?" Sasuke said, scratching his chicken-butt hair.
"So why are you here, slush?" asked Naruto looking at Sasuke.
"Yeah, Kakashi is hard to get aroused; he asked me to come here and buy something frilly to get him turned on." said Sasuke, touching a mannequin's titty.
"Wait... let me get this straight," Naruto said, the weed beginning to wear off. "You don't wanna go out with me, but you want to go out with Kakashi? KAKASHI? Are you fucking serious, Sasuke? That old-ass fucker probably can't even get hard anymore!"
Sasuke nodded. "Yes, he can. He uses Viagra."
Naruto growled. "That isn't the point! This isn't fair! Why won't you go out with me?"
"Because... we are not meant to be..."
"Yes, we are! Remember that time we were at the lake, and Kakashi was so drunk, that he thought he was a ballerina, and he tried to do a little dance across the lake, but failed miserably, and almost drowned? Remember when Sakura thought she was a cabbage patch doll, and started to stalk kids in Target? Remember that time you bent over in Barnes and Noble and you farted?" Naruto yelled, out of breath when he finished.
"What the fuck does that have to do with anything, you dush?" Sasuke simply asked.
Naruto screamed out in frusteration.
"Anyway... I have to go buy that frilly out-fit over there for Kakashi..." Sasuke stated, beginning to walk off.
"YOU SLUSH!" Naruto screamed wildly, getting the attention of the 4 turtles, who had just finished their turtle dance around the manniquin. "What happened to the good days when YOU used to dress up like that for me?"
"First of all," Sasuke began calmly, "we never HAD any good days where I dressed up like a hoe. And secondly, what the fuck did you just call me?"
"I CALLED YOU A SLUSH, YOU DUSH!" Screeched Naruto in such a way that he made Fred sound like Darfth Vader.
"Slush? Dush? Are you high, man?" asked Sasuke.
"Yes, I be on that kush, you dush!" shouted Naruto, who just farted all the sudden.
Naruto gazed strangly at Sasuke and said, "What the fuck, dush? 'Yo titty is laughing." With that, he made a O_o face.
Sasuke looked down at his man-boobies, as they bounced up and down, laughing with glee.
"How is that possible?" screamed Donatello.
"I don't know!" Leonardo said, trying to make his titties laugh as well.
"You ugly-ass fucking turtles," Sasuke growled. "Go back to Turtle Mania."
"You fucking cunt!" Rapheal shouted, clenching his fists. "Turtle Mania is boring, and everything's green, and it's filled with turtles! It smells like a turtle tank!"
"So? It's where you belong, you fucking ugly hood-rats." Sasuke smirked.
Sasuke's titties begun laughing again, souding like Rosanne Bar's laugh.
Sasuke looked down, and indeed his titty WAS laughing.
"Wow, there's som'tin you don't see every day," said Raphael with his heavy Brooklyn accent.
"You guys are the weirdest mother fuckas I have EVER seen, dudes," pointed out Michelangelo.
"Even though we rarely come in contact with humans, shit, man, you guys are so fucked up you are messing with my head," stated Leonardo.
"Who the fuck let you guys out of the short bus?" asked Sasuke. "Who let the hell let you guys out like that?"
"I don't ride the short bus anymore!" Raphael screamed. "I'm turning into a big boy!"
"He's lying," Michelangelo stated, pulling a rose out of his pocket and sniffing the sweet scent before shoving it up his ass.
"What the-"
"It's normal, trust me." Leonardo warned, patting Michelangelo's soft breasts.
"Why are you guys calling me and Sasuke weird? You guys are the one's shoving flowers up your ass, you dush! Doesn't that hurt?" Naruto felt his ass clench.
"Shut up, you yellow-haired monkey. You look like Air-Heads X-treme's." Michealangelo said, rolling his eyes.
"Yeah? Well, you look like you work at The Corner Cuboard!" Naruto shrieked, throwing a Rosie O'Donnell poster at him.
"I don't want a poster of that whale!" screamed Michealangelo, starting to throw a temper tantrum.
Michealangelo begun to roll around on the floor, kicking his legs and screaming higher than Tim Allen on casual friday's.
"Holy shit," Leonardo said, watching the angry turtle roll around on the floor. "See what you did? Now he's gonna shit in his diaper, and I do NOT feel like cleaning that shit up! His shit fuckin' smells un-godly! I think he fuckin' sold his ass to the devil!"
Naruto blinked, scared for his life.
"Wait a minute," said Naruto, in a calm, cool, and collected voice. "You guys shit? Where the fuck are your assholes? Whenever I see you on TV, I never see your 'lil asses."
"What the fuck?" screamed Donatello. "You are such a freak! You've been trying to look for our asses? And secondly, we are NOT cartoons. We are ninjas!"
"Oh fuck you too, you slimy mothafucka!" screamed Sasuke. "We are ninjas too, you slush!"
Naruto smiled when he heard Sasuke use on of his favorite words.
"You? Ninjas? Ha! Don't even make me laugh. If you are TRUE ninjas, then prove it."
"And we are not slimy, you yellow haired prick!" roared Raphael.
"So it's a fight you want, eh?" said Donatello, and with that statement, the turtles drew their weapons.
Leonardo was extremely enraged and pulled out his razor sharp katanas and the light reflected off of them. He twirled them around and threw them up in the air and caught them in a skilled way, possibly to intimidate Naruto and Sasuke.
Raphael drew out his sais and twirled them around and made them whoosh in the air. He clenched his teeth and said, "I ain't scared of no punk, especially if he got yellow spiked hair and looks like a motherfuckin' fag."
Donatello pulled out his bo staff that he kept on his shell and whirled it around and got into his action pose. He usually detested fighting, but since he and his brothers were insulted by Naruto, not to mention the fact that he was kicked in the nuts, sure as hell gave him a good enough reason.
Michelangelo took out his nunchucks and spinned them around so fast, that he actually started to float into the air. He hit the ceiling and hit his head, then fell down to the ground. Naruto and Sasuke started to laugh at this.
Naruto pulled out his sword and was ready to chop up some turtles and have them for dinner. Even though he was outnumbered 2 to 4, he believed that all of his training would be enough to take care of them meddlesome turtles.
Sasuke, who did not bring anyweapons, pulled out his 14 inch pink dildo that he was using earlier to fuck Kakashi in his sweet little ass. He twirled the dildo around and all of the sudden the turtles started laughing at him.
"Seriously, you expect to beat us with THAT?" shouted Michelangelo, who started to giggle.
tbc
AN: This is a story I did for fun. I could seriously give a fuck what you say about my story. If you wanna flame, you are just wasting your time. If you want good writing, read Mark Twain.