Hello! xD Kiki persuaded me to update. AND she also pointed out that I have 813 at the reviews at the moment! Make sure the meaning is not lost upon you. 8 13. XD COOLAGE! And if anyone is thinking, Jeez, why are all of these What Ifs recently by Kerrilea? Because she suggested 10 in a row. XD After this one there's 5 more and THEN the next one will have to be a What If for the Big Kids because its definitely not going to be a T. XD
So there's plans. Now I shall attempt some writing. XD
What If…
Axel thought Roxas was suicidal?
((as suggested by the lovely Kerrilea))
"Good morning dear Roxy!" Axel said as he charged into Roxas' room at exactly 7:06 AM for his daily morning tackle and or possible quick roll in the hay. Roxas groaned and rolled over.
"Go away Axel, I didn't sleep well last night."
"Awww my poor dear," Axel crooned as he stripped the blankets away from him anyway, "but now its time to get up and face the day!" He grabbed Roxas' wrists and started to pull him out of bed. "Breakfast is—Roxas, what happened to your wrist?" Axel said, turning his hand over to see the jagged red lines across his forearm.
"I told you I didn't sleep well last night," Roxas explained blearily, "I rolled out of bed to use the bathroom and I tripped and caught my arm on the desk."
Axel raised an eyebrow. "There's more than one gash though…"
Roxas glared at him. "There are shop objects on top of my desk that I ran into as well."
"But—"
"Axel it's too early in the morning for the third degree," Roxas groaned as he got out of bed to change into his robes. As he opened his closet, Axel noticed that the few ties Roxas owned were hanging strangely over the closet bar.
"Why are those there?" he questioned. Cut wrists? He didn't think about hanging himself did he? He couldn't be suicidal…Could he?
"I was trying to reorganize my closet earlier," Roxas replied offhandedly. "Can we go get breakfast?"
Axel shook away his dark thoughts and smiled. "Of course."
--((later))--
Axel sighed in contentment as he sat with Roxas on the edge of the clock tower in Twilight Town. Maybe I was wrong earlier, he thought as he glanced to Roxas at his side before casually draping an arm around him, He's been acting perfectly fine all day.
"Hey Axel?" Roxas asked, bringing him out of his thoughts.
"Hmmm?"
"How far of a drop do you think this is?"
Axel had to use all of his willpower to keep himself from summoning a portal to send them back both to the safety of the ground. "Pretty damned far. Why do you ask?" he asked cautiously.
"I was just thinking what would happen if I fell off…"
"I would catch you and we would land on your bed where we would proceed to have wild monkey sex until dawn," Axel replied easily, lightening the mood.
Roxas chuckled. "You have this planned out don't you?"
"Damn straight."
"So should I fall?" Roxas asked, chuckling.
Axel grew serious. "Never," he said before he pulled Roxas away from the edge. "We could just have wild monkey sex up here," he whispered in Roxas' ear, cornering him at the wall.
Roxas smirked. "We could…"
"We will," Axel replied, kissing Roxas hard on the lips. Roxas wrapped his hands in Axel's hair as Axel pressed fully against him, wrapping an arm around his waist and running a gentle hand down his neckline.
"Axel," Roxas whispered as Axel's mouth followed the path made by his hand.
"Yes?" he whispered deviously, green eyes glinting with mischief.
"Can we go back to my room?"
"Why?" Axel pouted, "Where's your kinky side? Where's your sense of adventure?"
"I'm too tired to have sex standing up," he whined.
Axel sighed before he scooped Roxas up bridal style. "Alright Miss PMS, although we could just have sex right there," he said as he gestured to the ground, "I'm sensitive to your womanly needs, and we shall depart for your bedroom."
Roxas smacked him over the head. "You're going to pay for that."
Axel grinned. "I don't think so."
--((even later))--
Axel whistled happily as he walked from his bedroom to join Roxas in his room. There is no way he's suicidal, Axel concluded. If he was, he could simply stab himself with his Keyblade! he reasoned. He's fine.
Axel walked into Roxas' room to find Roxas in the center of his bedroom with his Keyblade pointed straight at his chest.
"Roxas, what are you doing?!" he asked, panic evident in his voice.
Roxas looked down at his Keyblade before he looked back at Axel. "Axel-"
"Roxas, don't do it! I don't want you to leave!" he exclaimed before he tackled Roxas to the floor.
The Keyblade disappeared as Roxas looked up at Axel with surprise on his face. "Axel, I—"
"Don't you ever think of hurting yourself, you are needed just as much as everyone else here—"
"I know and I wasn't!" Roxas said. Axel looked down at him in confusion. "There was a Heartless in my room, and I killed it by throwing the Keyblade at it. You just happened to see me pick up my weapon backwards," he explained.
Axel didn't look convinced. "But all the other suicidal things you've asked me today—"
Roxas laughed. "Like what? My scrapes? Ties? Falling off a building? Please Axel, even I'm not that stupid."
"So…." Axel started.
"You're overreacting."
"Good," Axel whispered, kissing Roxas on the lips. "I didn't want to have to pull an Intervention on you."
Roxas smiled. "You'll never have to. Now if you don't mind, can I get off the floor?"
"Only if you're going to the bed," Axel replied.
"Fine," Roxas said, grinning.
--((END))--
Hm. Kinda short, but I had the worst ADD writing this. I would like, write a sentence, and look away. XD and I forgot to mention. If anyone likes straight pairings, (don't laugh xD) a lovely authoress named JesusRox7111 decided to take up a Straight Version of What If with my blessing. Why not spread the amazing to the straight ones? I used to hate yaoi like, two years ago. So feel free to check it out, I don't know her talent but it doesn't hurt to look. .
R AND R. XD
Last one definitely Blindness.
Alright if anyone gets this they get a cookie because its pretty ridiculous.
Hmm…Riku thought as he looked around. I am damned sick of coconuts…
freaky-hanyou