Well Hi. So yeah, I have been and still am obnoxiously busy, but the good news is I'm on FALL BREAK and have time to do this. And I know that I said whoever gave me the lovely ideas I need for the Zemyx I completely forgot to but still intend to write, will get this next chapter, but I stumbled upon a Halloween fic that I have in the list, so I'm giving that one the Holiday Amendment pass go andTHEN the next will be Akanes. AND THERE IS SNOW ON THE GROUND HERE WTF. Anyway, dear blkcat I think you're number 3…I'll ttyou about that soon.

And Kiki! WE"RE DOING The Matchmaker! WHICH IS HELLO DOLLY without songs! Cept they put in Hello Dolly, holy crap I started laughing when I found out this is what we were doing. XD

This has been around for over a year. Dudely I wish I noticed. XD

I love allof yous who checked up on me. Eeee bear with me here. So, without further ado… oh and this story is a deviantart, but the reviewer didn't tell me what it was. So… lol

What If…

Sora dressed up as Winnie the Pooh, Roxas as Piglet, Riku as Eeyore and Axel as the one and only Tigger?

((as suggested by the lovely Live-WireLinx))

"This party is going to rock," Axel said as he finished hanging the orange and black streamers from the stairs. "I can't believe your parents don't mind us having one Riku," Axel called down to his friend as he came down the stairs and entered the kitchen where Riku was watching Sora and Roxas finish baking food for the party. Sora slapped his arm in disapproval as Riku tried to pilfer a cookie from the plate.

"They're out of town so much, they never mind," Riku replied as he glared at Sora. Sora gave him his 'I'm-innocent-and-I-know-you-love-me' face and Riku smiled. Roxas rolled his eyes and gave Riku a cookie, despite Sora's protests.

"It's just one cookie Sora," he scolded his younger brother, "it's his house, he can have one."

"That's my Roxy," Axel said happily as he wrapped his arms around the blonde from behind, "always being generous to others."

"Don't make me frost you," Roxas said, turning around with a tube of frosting, "we'll never be ready in time if you two keep distracting us."

"Aw, relax," Axel said as he sat down at the kitchen table, "the party isn't supposed to start until nine. It's only six…" His voice trailed off as he stood up to look out the kitchen window. "Fuck," he swore as he saw two men in suits and sunglasses approached the block and began to peer down the street at the house numbers. One had long silver hair, while the other had sky blue hair and a peculiar scar across the visible parts of his face. "Guys…" Axel said warily, turning around to face the rest of those gathered in the room. "We need to cancel this party."

"What?!" Sora said, protesting, "Why? You just looked out the window and—" Sora paused as he saw the men approaching down the street. "Who are those guys?"

"CIA agents," Axel replied stoically, gazing hard out the window again. "They're coming after me. I know it."

"But how do you know?" Sora said shakily, "after all, it is Halloween, maybe they're dressed up—"

"Agent 1, Xemnas. Agent 7, Saix. They work for my father, and they're after me."

"But…why?" Roxas asked, desiring to hear all the facts. "This isn't because of the time your dad caught us in the kitchen with the ice cream and the—"

"No," Axel said, cutting him off hastily and blushing slightly, "we already had a talk about that…incident…No, this is something else. We need to go."

Roxas looked at the rest of the group, all silently agreeing that Axel was being crazy. "They're CIA agents, Axel, there's no way to hide from them!"

"Not necessarily," Axel said, smirking as an idea already began to form in his mind. "Riku, do you have any Halloween costumes here?"

Riku raised an eyebrow. "We might have a few," he said, leading everyone to the closet in the back room of his house. "There's only—"

"You have got to be kidding…" Roxas said in disbelief, staring at the costumes.

--------((holy exposition batman!))------

"There is no fucking way I am going out trick or treating in this outfit," Roxas ground out as he pouted on the couch in the living room.

"Oh come on," Axel said as he zipped up his costume, "won't you do it to save your precious Axel?"

"I'd rather throw you to the agents," Roxas muttered, standing up in his Piglet costume. He looked at himself in the mirror, then rolled his eyes and Sora gleefully pranced around the room in his Winnie the Pooh costume. "This is outrageous…"

"We'll have fun," Axel said assuredly in his Tigger costume as he pulled Roxas closer. "I would say some role play is in order," he whispered into Roxas' ear, "but that would bring about a whole new level of wrong…"

Roxas ignored his involuntary shudder and drew back from him. "I'm still angry at you for this Axel."

Axel brushed Roxas' anger aside. "Bah, you'll be over it by the evening."

"So what's the plan?" Riku said as he entered the living room dressed as Eeyore, struggling to get his tail to stick to the costume.

"I put a sign on the door saying the party was cancelled due to illness, so we can sneak out the back and go get us some free candy, and hopefully they'll be gone by the time we get back!" Axel explained, gathering pillow cases for treat bags.

"I have a bad feeling about this…" Roxas said warily as he watched Sora pull on Riku's tail, tugging it off just after he got it to stay on.

"Everything will be fine!" Axel said helpfully, slinging his arm over Roxas' shoulders. "We'll be home before you know it!"

-------((Meanwhile…))------

"Why wouldn't he be at his house again?" Agent 7 asked as they walked down the chaotic neighboring, filled to the brim with excited trick or treaters.

Agent 1 looked at him dryly. "Saix, we're the CIA for gods sakes. We know his whereabouts are somewhere on this street." Agent 1 perused the gaggles of trick or treaters around him. "Unfortunately, finding him could be easier said than done."

"They're teenagers, Xemnas, why would they go trick or treating?" Saix asked, confused.

"To hide," Xemnas quipped as they began their search.

------((Dun dun DUNN))----

"I haven't gone trick or treating since I was 7," Roxas muttered as they walked up to the next house.

"I feel young again!" Sora replied gleefully as he all but skipped up to the house. Riku stopped following momentarily to pick up his tail. "Trick or Treat!" Sora yelled, alerting the house members of their presence. An old man quietly opened the door.

"Ah shit guys," Riku muttered under his breath to his friends, "this is old man Vexen's house, we aren't going to get anything from here…"

Sora continued to be cheerful as the old man looked up at their faces before grumbling and reaching out with his gnarled hand to drop a few items into each of their bags.

Sora said thank you before leading the troupe down to the sidewalk. He peered into his bag, grinning. "Hey!" he called out, grin disappearing. "He gave us condoms, not candy!"

"Really?" Axel said, intrigued as he looked into his bag. "All right!" he looked over to give Roxas a high five, but was effectively ignored. Axel snickered. "You know Roxy, us Tiggers love to pounce…"

"How about I just kill you and save myself the trouble?" he grouched. Axel slumped, defeated, before he noticed the men in suits approaching. He ushered the group along faster. "Come on guys, they're coming this way! It's almost eight, we can make it! Hopefully they'll give up after trick or treating is over…"

However, in his haste to avoid the two men, he pushed Roxas who pushed into Sora who pushed into Riku, who dropped his tail and tripped on it, plowing straight into Saix. The two stood up and Saix dusted off his suit and righted himself.

"Are you alright?" he asked the Eeyore costume. Riku kept his head down, nodding. He looked over, and noticed that Axel, Roxas, and Sora were already heading to the next house, so he dashed off before Saix could say another word.

Xemnas raised an eyebrow. "What a shy child…"

"This is hopeless," Saix said, continuing to scan the children, "there's no way to find him! We have to stop this."

"He's not going to like it…" Xemnas argued half-heartedly.

"He shouldn't have sent us on this mission in the first place!" Saix defended, already walking back towards the car. "It's his problem!"

"You can tell him that when we get back," Xemnas said as he followed.

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Eight o clock arrived as the gang arrived back at Riku's house. "We did it!" Axel said triumphantly as he dumped his candy out on the living room floor. "And we have rewards!"

Sora joined him in his candy merry-making as Roxas glared at him. "Would you like to tell us what the hell that was about?"

"My father sent them to retrieve me," Axel explained as he began to sort his candy, "my little sister wanted to go trick or treating, and he wanted me to dress up and go with her," he pulled out a Three Musketeers bar and began to much on it.

Roxas stared incredulously at him. "Your father sent CIA agents to get you to go…trick or treating with your…sister?"

Axel nodded. "Stupid isn't it?"

"So we went trick or treating so you wouldn't have to go trick or treating?"

"Exactly," Axel said, pulling his candy pile closer to himself. "A rather brilliant plan if I do say so myself.

Roxas faceplanted onto the couch.

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Well that was nothing but silliness. I would like to say I'll get another one out soon, but I'm not so optimistic. LOVE TO ALL!

R and R my dears!

Wow! I forgot!

Last one: BODY Switching if i'm not mistaken!

Leon snorted. "Like you should talk. Pink hearts? What, do you frequent a strip club?"

~freaky-hanyou