HEY GUYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! So I love how that although I'm on break I still have to WORK every bleeding day of break. So. Because of this there will be No Christmas suggestions this year. Let me say that again. DON'T give me 80 Christmas suggestions! Lol This year is just going wooooooosh and it seems im only updating on holidays. Lol, cept fall break that was just ridiculous.

AT any rate, im trying real hard to remember who won my little contest, and I know Akane is on that list so I think she's first and I was planning this out at work (which was retail ridiculous) SO its going to be this one. And I know Dark Deskull has one too but that's all I remember.

Im not going to say I might update CoB because I'll jinx it. ::knocks on wood:: (K so now an hour has passed and I still haven't started so that one will be tom nights job lol)

AHEM.

What If…

Marluxia somehow made Vexen conduct an experiment

that would completely alter the entire normal

functioning pattern of their universe?

((As suggested by the lovely Akane))

"Almost…got it…" Vexen grunted to himself in his quiet laboratory. All was business as usual in Castle Oblivion. Missions were being completed, Axel was being molestive, Demyx was writing songs for Zexion, and Vexen was thiiis close to finishing his potion to almost triple the process of regaining their hearts…

"I just need three drops of this potion," he muttered as he held the pink liquid over his concoction. "One, two,--"

"Hey Vexen," Marluxia whispered as he appeared behind Vexen, starting him out of his skin and causing him to drop the whole bottle of pink into the potion.

"Dammit Marluxia!" Vexen said, disgruntled as Marluxia tried to give him a proper hello of a kiss. Vexen, however, would take no such ministrations. "You just ruined my experiment!"

"Bah," Marluxia said dismissively as he ran his hand over Vexen's side, "You can worry about that later…"

"But it's important…" Vexen muttered as he leaned into Marluxia, pushing him towards the table. Marluxia turned to look at said potion. Picking it up, he gave it a shake.

"It doesn't look important at all," he said as he threw it away dismissively.

Vexen's eyes grew wide as the potion twirled through the air, heading fast for the floor. "Marluxia, no-!"

A loud explosion was heard through Castle Oblivion as it was enshrouded in a pink mist.

-------((Oh noes!))-------

Marluxia groaned as his eyes cracked open, taking in his surroundings. What the hell…? He thought, confused, as he realized that he was tucked safely in his bed. His door opened, and Axel appeared bearing a tray with soup.

"Axel…?" Marluxia said confused as Axel set the tray before him.

"You're awake," Axel said, relieved, "we were worried about you and Vexen after we heard that explosion, but aside from a few bumps on the head, no harm done. We thought that you had—"

"Oh Aaaaaaaxel!" came from a voice in the hallway. Axel paled.

"He's looking for me again!" Axel whispered before running to hide in Marluxia's closet. "I'm not here!"

Just as he tucked himself behind Marluxia's clothes, Roxas popped his head in the door. "Oh, Marluxia! Good to see you awake! Is my darling Axel in here?" He scanned the room hopefully, looking for a flash of red.

When Marluxia shook his head in the negative, Roxas sighed. "Oh well, tell me if you see him then," Roxas said with a wink as he shut the door.

Axel sighed in relief as he tumbled out of the closet. "Thanks, he has been looking for me all day!"

"Did you raid his underwear drawer again?" Marluxia said sarcastically.

Axel raised an eyebrow. "Actually I wouldn't be surprised if he raided mine…Why would I do that? He's been feeling me up all day!"

Before Marluxia could respond, Axel made for the door. "You finish that soup before you get out of bed. I'll see you at dinner!" Axel shut the door behind him and Marluxia stared at it, confused.

"Axel, sunshine of my EXISTENCE!!" came from beyond the door as a thump was heard from someone being droptackled.

"Hey Rox," Marluxia heard Axel sigh as he let himself be dragged down the hallway while Roxas chatted about Zexion's latest clumsy mishap.

What is going on here? Marluxia thought as he began to eat his soup.

-----((fast forward thru soup eating))-----

Marluxia decided that he would stop by the laboratory to see how Vexen was faring. He didn't make it all the way to the lab, however…

"Hey gorgeous," someone whispered into Marluxia's ear as he turned the corner. Marluxia jumped and turned as he was pinned into the wall.

"Vexen!" Marluxia said, startled, "what are you--?"

"Nothing special," Vexen said, ghosting his fingers up Marluxia's sides and kissing his neck lightly before stepping completely away with a smirk. "Just saying hello," he said with a cheerful wink before strolling back towards his laboratory.

Marluxia blinked after him before he watched Zexion chase after Demyx towards the cafeteria.

"But Demy—"

"I've told you a thousand times, Number VI, I do my missions alone! I do not need your help with my sitar and," Demyx paused, looking up and down the hallway, but completely missing Marluxia. "I am perfectly straight!" he whispered urgently, blushing a light tinge of pink.

"But what about that time after dinner we—" Zexion whined lightly before Demyx cut him off.

"It was a simple lapse of judgment," Demyx explained matter-of-factly before strolling off down the hall with Zexion hot on his heels.

Marluxia blinked. Twice.

Am I still unconscious?

-------((oh dear))----

Dinner seemed normal enough. Marluxia watched with relief as things seemed normal, and Zexion contained himself near the head of the table. Vexen also seemed his stoic self as he only stole occasional glances at Marluxia before grinning deviously.

Suddenly, Axel jumped in his chair and glared across the table. "Roxas!" he hissed, "Stop that!"

Roxas whistled and innocently ate his ham. "I didn't do anything, Axel darling!"

"The hell you didn't," Axel grumbled.

Marluxia looked away from them, confused, only to find Zexion making longing faces at Demyx. Demyx rolled his eyes and steadfastly ate his dinner before leaving the dinner table without a word to him. Zexion sighed and returned to his dinner. Marluxia bewilderedly finished his own dinner before setting off to his room, not noticing he had someone following him.

"HEY!" he heard behind him.

"AAH!" He turned and saw Vexen smirking behind him. "Vexen! What do you need?" he asked. Vexen never talked to him unless he had absolute purpose to.

"Nothing," he said nonchalantly as he grabbed Marluxia's wrist and turned him so he lay tucked against him. "Just wanted to say hi," he whispered into his ear before kissing him deeply. Marluxia groaned as Vexen pressed him into the wall and angled his chin to deepen the kiss. Marluxia wrapped his arms tightly around Vexen's neck as Vexen lightly trailed kisses down his neck and ran his hands down Marluxia's chest before pulling back abruptly.

"Hi," he whispered before turning away to walk down the hall.

Marluxia shook himself. "Hey, why don't you tell me 'How are you?' later?"

Vexen turned and winked. "I just might."

Marluxia grinned and turned to go into his room. "I could get used to this…"

Number XI…

NUMBER XI!

"Marluxia! Wake up! I told you that potion was important!"

Marluxia slowly opened his eyes and found himself prone on Vexen's laboratory floor. "Dammit," he muttered as he slowly sat up. "It was just a dream…"

"What was just a dream?" Vexen said as he helped Marluxia stand up.

Marluxia looked at him before grinning evilly. "Nothing at all. So Vexen, how are you today?"

-------((END!))-------

Bwheeee to the end. I was trying to figure out how to make things to back to normal, but then I realized Marly wouldn't WANT things to go back to normal! XD

R AND R MY CHRISTMAS LOVELIES!

AND A MERRY EVE TO ALL!

Last one: The Underwear!

"That was the fifth movie place in or near Twilight Town we can no longer go to because you haven't learned you can't lean on the movie racks."

~freaky-hanyou