~Back to the turtles~
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Shortly after Donatello had left the room after fucking Little Bill raw in his small chocolate swirly ass, Leonardo came in and eyed deeply and seductively his peanut head prey, revealing a sadistic smile across his green scaly face. The Lord knows he badly needs some lotion on his reptilian skin, because it looked like he had a bad case of eczema.
Little Bill clenched his butt cheeks together, but Leo shot out an ashy hand and bitched slap the fuck out of Little Bill, causing a tear drop to form in his eyes which looked like pools of turds. Little Bill couldn't contain himself as the tears began to run down his chocolatey cheeks. Leonardo suddenly had the urge to sing "Chocolate Rain," but was way too horny to show his musical talent. Leonardo stood there and released his scaly 3 inch member, scaring Little Bill. Leo masturbated using a pair of tongs, growing a centimeter.
Little Bill wheeped and said, "I wish I obeyed Alice the Great, but since I'm a nigga kid, I just go on and do what I want!"
"Yeah, too bad, kid," pointed out Leo, "Your temerity will lead you to your own downfall."
"What the fuck did you just say?" screamed Little Bill. "I'm only five years old, you cunt!"
Leo struck the nigga kid again, knocking him unconscious like Charlie Sheen after he just took a big dose of cocaine. Leo then went to town and started molesting the little kid's ass.
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~Back to the ninjas and the fatass~
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The three men left Sai's apartment and Sai gasped in awe when he saw that on the lawn in front of his apartment by the sidewalk was Naruto's Excursion and the obliterated Saturn Ion and Ford Focus.
"Fuck, what the fuck happened to my car?" bellowed Mr. Snipes like a dinosaur giving birth, jumping all around waving his hands like Wacka Flacka trying to fly off a mountain. "My beautiful Saturn is ruined! And I haven't even finished my monthly payments!"
"Relax, Ryan," said Sai, "We can simply use my car. Follow me, guys." Naruto and Mr. Snipes both walked behind Sai as they approached a small shed. Sai opened the shed and turned on a light and a they saw a large tarp covering what obviously was a car. Sai quickly removed it and Naruto gasped at what he saw: a 1970 Toyota Corolla.
The Toyota was a faded brownish colour which may have been originally red, but truned this shade due to age. There were many scratches and dents on the hood, and the windows were slightly cracked. The front passenger headlight was busted, and part of the windshield wiper had been turn off. The interior was a more shocking surprise.
The seats, which were made of cloth, had turned black from obviously not being washed, and in the front, a spring was loose, visible to everyone. The dashboard had caked on dirt and stains from various foods, and the floor was covered with old McDonald bags and Bojangles chicken wings. Naruto almost gagged, overwhelmed by the un-godly stench that made his asshole smell like flowers.
"THIS is your car?" screamed Naruto. "This fucking piece of shit has seen more abuse than Chouji's toilet!" He shuddered, wishing that he had not said that after what had happened earlier that day. That memory of that fat fuck on the toilet would surely haunt him until his final day. How he wished he could erase that imaged etched in his mind.
"Yes, Naruto, this is Beatrice, my prized car," claimed Sai, rubbing the hood of the car, chipping off some of the paint. He had a blank expression on his face when he saw that. "It was passed down from my father who got it from his father, and you really should not nag about your car. At least mine gets better mileage than that gargantuan Ford Excursion of yours!"
"My Excursion has bit the dust..." Naruto said, pouting." I loved it so much; it had a lot of sentimental value to me. I even named it... Sharon." Naruto broke his special moment by farting really loudly and Sai obviously knew not to take his words seriously. In fact, Sai almost never took him seriously.
They both stopped arguing and got into the car. Naruto sat in the back, wincing in pain from the spring he sat on and it poked him in the asshole. Sai turned on the car and put it in reverse, leaving the apartment.
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~Meanwhile with Little Bill~
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Little Bill had already been gangbanged twice, and he practically could not take much more of it. Hi chocolate asshole was bleeding and numb from the turtle cock. Leonardo had finished his job and left the room, letting Raphael, the most aggresive of them, come in. Little Bill that he was in for some big trouble, expecting the worse.
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~Back to Naruto~
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"So where are we supposed to go, exactly?" asked Naruto anxiously, worried about what might become of the little peanut headed nigga.
"We've got to find the main sewer pipe that leads directly to the ocean," explained Ryan, trying to turn on the radio of the piece of shit car, but all that happened was a crackle and a spark.
"Damn!" roared Sai, enraged. He was so mad that he swerved so sharply that he just missed hitting a little kid on the sidewalk. The kid gave him the middle finger. "Now that the radio is broken, I can't listen to my favorite rap station! How am I supposed to keep up with the latest hip-hop or newest Lady Gaga single? She may scare the shit out of me, but her music is sensational!"
He began to hum "Edge of Glory" quietly to himself.
"Sai, honestly, who gives a shit about your music, and more importantly, when the fuck are you gonna buy a new car?" demanded Naruto, farting loudly and not enjoying the car ride at all with all the bumps and the spring digging into his asshole. The only thing he wanted poking the inside of his asshole was Sasuke's massive dick.
"When I get enough money, I will," replied Sai who just rolled his eyes. "My paintings evidently, no one wants to buy my paintings. I can't seem to figure out why. I put my heart and soul into my art, shouldn't that at least mean anything?"
"The only thing you paint is bowls of fucking turds!" shouted Naruto, quietly farting to himself. His fart sort of sounded like Michael Jackson when he hits a high note.
"Can't you at least paint something that at least has some artistic value to it? Like a beautiful landscape in Maine?"
"I will not stop painting shit, Naruto, just because you find it weird. I know that you secretly covet my paintings. And why the fuck would I want to paint a picture of Maine? That shithole of a state isn't worth a shit because hardly anyone lives!"
Naruto gasped all of the sudden. How the fuck did Sai figure him out? They weren't even that close; only Sasuke knew Naruto that well.
"Well, why can't you try and look for a job like a normal person?" implied Naruto. "I thought you wanted to work at Papa John's Pizza, so what happened to that?"
Sai did not say anything in response to Naruto's question. Sai was beginning to get annoyed at the blonde-haired queer and his annoying farts. Although, Naruto's farts smelled a hell of a lot better than his car, he had to admit. He just kept concentrating on driving the car which would surely break at any moment.
Mr. Snipes let out a sqeaky fart that sounded similar to a mouse, breaking the silent. Sai smiled a little and his cheeks turned a slight pink; nonetheless, he just kept driving and about five minutes later, Mr. Snipes said, "Stop here."
"Why? Are we there yet?" asked Naruto and Sai.
"No, I just need to take a shit," pointed out Ryan, who got out of the car and ran into a nearby gas station. They waited four minutes for him, and he came out with a 52 oz cherry Slushie.
They kept driving for about another five minutes and then Mr. Snipes announced that they had reached the sewer pipe which leads to the ocean.
They all three got out of Sai's piece of shit car and Sai accidentally shut the door so hard that the window shattered to pieces. Sai shrugged and didn't care because he is like that.
They went to the ledge and saw a huge sewer pipe that was about 7 feet in diameter. Nasty sewage spilled from it into the ocean. "Well, this is where we enter," said Mr. Snipes. They jumped from the ledge and landed into the inside of the pipe; they were finally in the sewer, the home of the turtles.
Raphael, the turtle who is infamous for having a ferocious disposition and a lack of rationality, slowly crept towards Little Bill. The five year old was scared almost to the point of turning into an albino since he was afraid of what might happen to him this time.
The red-masked turtle pulled out his sai and Little Bill probably knew then that his life was about to come to a dissapointing end right there, right now. Raphael put lotion on the hilt of his sai and rammed it fourcefily into the little peanut head's ass, which had already suffered more punishment than Blue off of Blue's Clues.
Raphael did this for about a minute, then he took it out and, without warning, shoved his dick into Little Bill's mouth. The little kid began to scream muffledly, the vibrations tickling Raph's penis. He was loving every moment of this. He spoiled the moment and farted really loudly, confusing Little Bill.
"Dayumm, that shit stanks!" screeched Little Bill, who crinkled his nose up in order to avoid smelling the unpleasant odor.
Raphael didn't say anything and continued his work, or terrorizing, whatever he wanted to call it.
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~In a sewer passage~
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Naruto, Sai, and Ryan Snipes began to walk through the disgusting sewers in attempt to possibly find any clues of to where the little boy is. Naruto released a very moist fart and sighed, then said, "We've been walking around for a long time. When are we going to find that little peanut head nigga?"
"I guess I've lost my sense of direction," suggested Mr. Snipes, but as soon as he said that, a indistinct scream echoed through the sewers. It sounded like a black person being deprived of a bucket of chicken.
"Did you hear that scream?" said Naruto, who just farted.
"Yes, I did," said Sai. "I believe it came from that direction." He pointed to the northwest and they followed the path. All of the sudden, they were against a brick wall.
"That's rather odd..." speculated Naruto. "Why is there a brick wall right here in the middle of the sewer?"
"That's because the turtles live here," explained Mr. Snipes. "They have a secret lever right here." He reached up where some pipes were and pulled it and the brick walls opened like electronic doors.
Let's go!" said Naruto after he just let out a nasty fart, killing some sewer owls.
"Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! Damn, mothafucka that shit stank!" The owls bitched and complained as they slowly died, exploding into a frenzy of feathers.
They all entered the lair and were greeted by three gasping turtles!
"Hey, it's that kid with the chicken ass hair we saw at the mall!" screamed Donatello frantically, knowing that he and his green pals had been found out!
"No, that was Sasuke!" Naruto said, glaring at the turtles. "I don't have the chicken ass hair! I have hair that sort of looks like slices of cheese sitting on top of my head. There's a difference."
Michelangelo approached the entrance and looked at Mr. Snipes with big, sad eyes. "Ryan, why?" he began, his voice breaking. "I thought you had left back to your small ass town in South Dakota and resumed your fast food career! And who the fuck is that guy with the black hair and a long yet luicious pony-tail?" he added, pointing a green-colored sausage looking finger at Sai.
"The name is Sai, kid," said Sai, walking over to Mr. Snipes and placing his arms on the chubby guy. "And he's mine. He's mine! You can't have him!" Sai was suddenly very defensive, and he swung his hips around, aiming his ass in the air at the little motherfucker. He farted loudly; it was extremely wet and sloppy sounding. Sai wondered for a second if he actually shitted his pants. He ignored the wet feeling in his tight panties and continued swinging his hips wildly and puzzling the turtles. He wanted them to get a good smell of his ass.
Danotello ignored the gay painter's antics, and pulled out his pink badazzled blackberry and updated his Facebook status. It took him several minutes to finish typing his status, which was: "ducided ta try out yoga taday. it look hot. wenta da class n we startd doin deez pusitions. sum turtle bird swan i don fuckin kno random ass animal pusitions i wuz like wher da fuck i at da zoo? seein all deez ppl doe lef n rite turnin, contortin dey bodys, twistin em bendin em god it made me so fuckin horny. ended up jus askin ta go ta da bathroom 15 mins in n vibrated fa da resta da class. cant wait fa next week!"
After Danotello updated his status, he bent over, showing his turtle ass to Ryan and Sai. They both gasped and took a few steps back; they KNEW exactly what he was going to do. Danotello let out the loudest fart either of them have ever heard in their queer lives. Danotello's juicy buttcheeks vibrated as the fart nearly lasted for 5 minutes.
Ryan gagged and double over, and Sai laid a comforting hand on his back. "It's ok, baby," Sai whispered lovingly in his lover's ear. "I think he sold his ass to the mothafucking devil."
"Or either he tounge-punched Raphael's fart-box!" Ryan continued to gag, vomitting his 50 cheeseburgers from McDonald's from earlier that day.
"Ok, Mikey, it's your turn, and-" He stopped once he saw three rather unattractive humans who had just entered their lair. Raphael blinked a few times as he studied a rather fruity looking painter with cakey not-well-done make-up, a round yet some-what charming fat man that wore a McDonald's t-shirt, and then there was a short little blonde guy with determination in his eyes - or it could be gas.
"Who the fuck are you two?" He shouted, pointing at Sai and Ryan. "Wait, I know who you are; you're the kid who gets his hair done by Bon-Qui-Qui at the ghetto salon!"
No!" fired back Naruto defensively, farting out of control. He placed his sexy hands on his beautiful hair and looked back at the turtle. "Give us back that kid!" he shouted.
"You want him?" prompted Leonardo. "You gotta fight us for him."
The turtles drew their weapons out and were ready to strike at any moment. Leonardo took out his beautiful twin katanas and twirled them around, ready to slice off someone's head. Donatello swooshed his bo-staff around so quickly like a helicopter blade that he flew up in the air for about 8 ft and landed on his ass. Naruto laughed and farted rather loudly, knocking the purple-masked turtle unconscious.
Sai took out his ink, his paint brush, and his paper and stood there. Raphael cocked an ugly nonexistant eyebrow and said, "What the fuck are you going to do, you chink? Draw a calligraphy picture and expect me to fall over?"
Sai, whoosing his ponytail, said, "You couldn't be any closer from the truth." He drew a boa-constrictor on his paper and the 13 ft snake stretched out and tripped over Raph. He fell over and groaned, ready to give up, mostly because he had been drinking too many beers.
Leonardo was suddenly backed up against the wall and said "Who the fuck are you?" He began to get a little scared because he had never seen anything quite bizarre like Sai. His pony-tails are out of this world.
Naruto pulled out a kunai and threw it at the tails of Leo's mask, trapping him against the wall and he was unable to move.
Sai initiated his Super Beasts Imitation Picture and drew a photo of seven dragons. The dragons flew out of the paper and caused Leo to pass out, cold and out of conscious.
"Ryan, c-can't we sort something out?" said a scared Michelangelo, knowing that he was 3 against one now. He did not have the support of his older brothers, so he was pretty much screwed. "I-I didn't even get to fuck the little kid! Can't you kick my ass later? Me so horny!" Mr. Snipes, fed up with the immature turtle's shit, amazingly hit him with a roundhouse kick, his fat belly lifting up like a second silhouette, astonishing a farting Naruto, shining a ray of light on him.
"Wow, that is most impressive," said Naruto, who let out a greasy fart. "I totally underestimated you, and I deeply apologize for what I said. But I still don't understand why Sai likes your fatass."
Mr. Snipes just smiled and said, "Let's go in there and get the kid." The others walked in and saw the poor kid, who was covered with cum, and his anus was bleeding. His pants were ripped in places and his shirt was all dirty. He started crying and covered his eyes and said, "Please, please! Have mercy on my poor little nigga self!"
"Relax, we're here to help you," said Naruto, assuring the kid that everything would be ok. "Do you remember me? I was at the mall earlier and-"
"Yeah, I remember yo' smelly ass!" screeched Lil Bill, ruining the sentimental moment. "There ain't no way YOU are saving me. My only savior is Captain Brainstorm, and you sure don't look like him! You insulted my name and made me-"
"Hey, he just rescued you from God knows what, kid," said Sai, "and now you want to this? Can you not say thank you, you spoiled brat dush?"
Little Bill was all of the sudden smacked by reality and said, through tears, "What I went through is enough to give me nightmares for the rest of my life. I'm so sorry for acting out like that. I guess I didn't realize that I was thankful to come out of this alive. Can we please go home? Please?" he begged.
"Very well, let's go," said Naruto, picking up Little Bill's small body and carrying him out of the sewer.
In about five minutes, all four of them were in Sai's piece of shit car, and Little Bill began resting on the back seat, more than eager to go home and see his family.
"Where to?" asked Sai, sitting down on the nasty seat.
Naruto pulled out the piece of paper Alice the Great had given him earlier. "Number 1 on Honeywood Street," he said, letting out a wet fart as he gave the address.
"That name sounds kinda sexy; kind of reminds me of the time when I shoved a honey comb up Ryan's juicy butthole. Very well, let's get moving," said Sai, and with that, they left and began to head to Little Bill's house. Along the way, no one said anything mainly because they were not in the mood to talk after all that drama.
They entered a street that was full of duplexes and apartments. A girl who was riding her bike got the smell of Sai's piece of shit car and fell off her bike, hitting a tree; luckily, her helmet absorbed the impact and she walked off, swearing. A man wearing a trench coat, pajama bottoms, and slippers was walking his huge dog who stopped by an oak tree and took a big shit, catching Naruto's eye.
"Ok, we're here..." Sai said with no emotion at all, something that everyone is familiar with. Naruto farted, and he was more than eager to let him out.
"I'm heading back home, Naruto," said Sai. "I'll see you later."
"Wait, why are you leaving?" asked Naruto, disappointed that he was going to be left alone in an unfamiliar area of the city.
"Because... I'm going home to take care of some important things." Sai smirked sexily at Ryan Snipes, knowing that they were going to do something "special" as soon as they got home. They assumed Naruto would take a hint and beat it so he would stop wasting such precious time. Naruto started to turn jealous because he wished Sasuke would show him some affection towards him like that.
All in all, Naruto didn't really give a fuck what Sai was going to do; he was appreciative of his help for finding the kid. Naruto picked up Little Bill and walked up the stairs to the door and rang the door bell. The door was nice and made of mahogany; apparently, these people had a lot of money because a nice Lexus was parked in front of their lot. Nonetheless, the door creaked and opened slowly...
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AN: Ok, here it is. Just a heads up, you haven't seen the last of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!