AN : Hey everyone, I'm in the mood and I don't have a job for now. So, please enjoy!
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Prologue arc
Vacancy
Hi no Kuni, a certain beach...
Naruto was taking a nap. One of the few that he could take. Satsuki watched her boyfriend before she had one of her brightest smiles. Before she realised, that bundle of energy grew up on her. She was finally free from that curse. Finally! However, as she glanced, she saw someone who was harassing Hinata...
She crept to the teen, who was around eighteen. She listened to him before she deemed that it was time for her to...
"Shishi Rendan!" She yelled as she kicked the older teen to his chin, ejecting him skyward, before she unleashed her flurry of kicks and fist blows as he landed on the soft sand, much to the surprise of her comrades. "Don't harass young girls, it's impolite!" The raven haired girl chided him as her older brother and boyfriend were now watching, barely holding off their laughs in the form of some subtle chuckling...
"Satsuki-san, why did you do this?" Hinata asked the ravenette, who puffed her cheeks and pouted. Her boyfriend was about to glomp her. Naruto had one thought in his mind, 'Kawai! I never thought Suki-hime could be both cute, beautiful, and gorgeous!'
"Hinata-chan, it is true that I'm a bit... possessive when it comes up to Naru-kun." Satsuki begun, lowering her gaze to the sand as she admitted with a tinge of shame her; flaw. "However, it will be over my dead body if ANYONE would hurt a friend of mine. I'm sorry for how our rivalery turned me into a sore winner?"
Hinata's eyes widdened. Uchiha Satsuki, the Uchiha Satsuki that can be merciless and heartless, apologised from her?
"Appology accepted, Satsuki-chan. Please take care of Naruto-kun. He suffered a lot..." Hinata answered the ravenette who grinned at her.
"Of course I would. He's my, most precious person!" Satsuki revealed, making Itachi, Shisui, Kakashi, Jiraiya and EVEN her boyfriend shocked. Naruto was blushing furiously as he did the only logic thing : Removing his clothes, revealing his toned and muscular (short) form, and diving as fast as he could...
'No way! Satsuki think of Naruto as her most precious person? What happened between those two?' Itachi's mind wondered in thoughts. True, Naruto had asked his blessing to be his sister's boyfriend after he met Gaara. True, he intimidated the first (and last, duh!) suiter Satsuki ever had. However, he never thought that his baby sister grew up so fast. 'I.. dunno what to do? I would rather have him as anyone else.. She grew up too fast!'
Shisui smiled at this. He knew how Naruto felt about Satsuki since day one. He knew since day one that his little brother will have her, and that she will have him. The son of the man who would've adopted him now grew up and had his girlfriend (And future wife!) which loved him back...
"Who would've thought?" Jiraiya said in shock. Satsuki was a lot like Mikoto, only with a bit of a.. fiery temper.
Kakashi soon overcame his shock and eyesmiled. His son and daughter figures were true lovers for life it seems... Well, Uchiha women are known for being the best looking, then the Hyugas and Yamanakas at least. Beside, Naruto is handsome and cute for a pre-teen.
Suddently, Naruto resurfaced and was suiming at a tremendous speed. Kakashi guessed about fifty miles per hour at least. Then a thunderous roar of a gargantuan marine reptile almost cost everyone their sense of hearing...
"Naru-kun, is that Mosasui?" Satsuki asked, almost yelled at the top of her lungs...
"Yeah, she's finally back again! Everyone, give her a hands up!" Naruto exclaimed with glee. Everyone else greeted the giant.
"Wow Naruto, that's one big lizard!" Suigetsu exclaimed. Surprisingly, Mosasui... purred?
"She thanked you, Suigetsu!" Naruto replied cheerfully.
"She's always welcome. How much does she eat in a meal?" Suigetsu asked curiously. Naruto exploded out of the water. The blond unsealed a ten meters shark, and threw it to the marine reptile that managed to cut it in half with her gigantic and terrifying jaw. She then ate the second half. Then she roared at Naruto before going to the deep water...
"So, guys, what do you think about my marine summon? Pretty cool huh?" Naruto asked in a humble tone.
Satsuki soon awakened them with a camera flash. She then told them something that scared most of them...
"Oh, I guess those pictures of you slack jawed and bug eyed would be priceless~!" She chirped in a sing song voice. Naruto then bent over as he was laughing so hard...
Itachi was one of the lucky few who knew that his... future brother-in-law would pull a stunt like that. Jiraiya was lucky too. Team seven knew about it. Shisui knew since he told Naruto about the ferocity of his summons. Everyone else? Hehe, they were in deep trouble...
"Oi, Gakiette! Giva that to us!" Tsunade roared as Naruto stiffled a chuckle. The Senju woman glared at him..
"You better control your girlfriend!" Tsunade ordered with an authorotive, mother-like tone. Naruto however laughed a bit...
"That's why your grandma didn't do what I did~!" Naruto said in a sing song voice. While everyone else was wondering what he meant, Tsunade's eyes widdened before she narrowed her gaze at him..
"You! Me! Private! Now!" She said in a tone that wouldn't take 'No' as an answer.
"Suki-hime, you heard the lady!" Naruto said lazily. The Uchiha's eyes turned to her Eternal Mangekyo as she said 'Kamui!' Before the three... Dissapeared?
"Wow, now that's a rare coincidence..." Kakashi said in a lazy tone.
"What coincidence, Kakashi?" Gai asked in a curious tone.
"Huh? Did you say something, Gai?" Kakashi replied in his... Kakashi's tone?
'Gah! Your hip and cool attitude would drive me crazy, Kakashi!' Gai thought with anger at his rival's ability to tick him off. Shisui and Itachi knew EXACTLY what the Hatake was talking about...
About a mile away...
Satsuki, Naruto and Tsunade apeared just a moment after their teleportation through Satsuki's Kamui. Naruto grinned as he complimented her...
"You are amazing, Satsu-chan! I'm really happy that we are together." Naruto complimented with utter honesty.
"Why thank you, Naru-kun. But there's something else Kamui can do. But I'll tell you about it one day." Satsuki thanked her boyfriend. Tsunade caughed in her fist to get their attention and she did...
"So, what were you talking about?" Tsunade asked.
"Heh, your grandmother, Mito-sama, tried to control Kurama. Heh, even my own mother tried. Too bad for them that only he can do it. I never wanted to control him, oh no! Even if I have your grandfather's Kekkei Genkai, I did not use it in our battle, despite the fact that I should for one reason only : Biju are sentient, just like us! The difference is that, they live a lot. As beings composed with chakra, they are unkillable. However, I befriended him, and he was the second best and oldest friend I have..." Naruto said with conviction. Kurama, would normally reply, if he wasn't a deep slumber...
"And that's why, Tsunade-obasan, you don't understand us. I love him because of how he ask me politely. I loved him because he was too kind and sweet toward me. I loved him because he was the only one who cared about me more than anyone else. That's why I'll never let him go. I never did, and never will..." Satsuki said with conviction.
"Oh, I see. So, er, now what you gonna do?" Tsunade asked.
"We'll, avenge our clans from whoever responsible!" Naruto and Satsuki said in unison. Tsunade was shocked by this revelation as Satsuki glared at her...
"Don't tell ANYONE about this!" Satsuki's eyes scared the Sannin. The darkness that threatened was beyond belief.
"So, how do you plan to do so?" Tsunade asked.
"Danzo! Homura! Koharu! I'm sure they have a hand. But killing a tool is an idiotic thing. What we'll do is... Revolution!" Yet again, they spoke in unison. This time Tsunade palmed her face.
"Kakashi, you created two monsters! Jiraiya, Kami-sama gives you strength!" The blond Senju said before Satsuki's Kamui suck them in, again!
The vortex called 'Kamui' apeared again. Itachi then calmly analyzed...
'Hm, Kamui and Enton, Imotou, you'll be one hell of a kunoichi, and Naruto's best support one day...'
Tsunade grinned at Kakashi and Jiraiya before she inhaled a lot of air and then she asked them...
"WHAT WERE THE BOTH OF YOU PERVERTS DRINKING WHEN YOU TRAINED THOSE TWO? SERIOUSLY?" Tsunade asked in a thunderous tone...
"Well, I never drink whenever I was training my cute little genins.." Kakashi admitted.
"Me neither." Jiraiya replied.
"Well, they need a shrink and soon!" Tsunade said.
Naruto and Satsuki sighed at this. Neruto then gave her a look that told her that it's time to swim. The two readied theirselves as they darted in a heated race...
The next day...
Naruto was livid. Not only Asuma lied to him about smoking, but Satsuki burned them off. The last cigarette made him caugh his lungs out. It was time for retribution!
He and Satsuki were on their bloodlust mode. Naruto's cannines were elongated, his teeth were sharper and his pupils were slitted. Satsuki's Sharingan was ablaze. Both were with their swords on their sheathes. Both searched for the targets of their wrath : Sarutobi Asuma and Yuuhi Kurenai.
"Asuma-san, Kurenai-san, you better fight us!" Satsuki said in a cold voice. Naruto then whispered in her ear..
"Satsuki-chan, can I kill him?" Naruto's killing intent was just... terrifying! His rage was that of a predatory dinosaur or a demon dragon...
"Do as you like. Kurenai-san, Asuma-san, attack us with the intent to kill or we'll just kill you in a second!" Satsuki said as she flared a bit of her chakra. Naruto did the same only for both jonins to be terrified...
As soon as the sound of a wave that hit the beach's sand was heard, Kurenai used her signature Genjutsu and Asuma used his signature trench knives coated in wind chakra, however...
Naruto cleaved the jonin's chakra blades, much to his shock. The Uzumaki grinned at this...
"You became too laid back!" He said as the jonin barely escaped dissembowelment.
Satsuki simply reversed Kurenai's Genjutsu. She then revealed...
"Genjutsu does not work on the Sharingan!" She said. Then she kicked Kurenai to the beach before she jumped to the sea while Naruto jumped at her side. His hands blurred through handseals before he said...
"Suiton : Daibakufu no jutsu!"
At the same time, a certain jonin said the exact same words and did the exact same seals and casted the exact same jutsu. Two gigantic vortex of water collided...
"Naruto, Satsuki, why did you do this?" Kakashi asked his two students.
"He tried to teach Naru-koi smoking! There's no way I'd let him harm himself!" Satsuki said lividly as she pointed to Asuma who flinched...
"Suki-hime, I said I'm sorry?" Naruto apologized from his girlfriend. Kurenai however surprised them as she said in a decievingly very sweet tone..
"No, I understand. I'm sorry, Satsuki-chan, Naruto-kun. Asuma, we need to talk about what not teach the next generation..." Kurenai then dragged her (secret) boyfriend by his ear, much to the amusement of the original team seven.
"That's why I'm single!" Kakashi said while chuckling, before the team exploded in some thunderous laughing fits.
A restaurent in the town, night...
Naruto was wearing his mask like usually. Satsuki was beside him and pretty much everyone else but team seven and the sand siblings was on the same table. At least the adults took another table. As plates were finally braught, Naruto's pranking side was resurfacing underneath his cool attitude...
"Itadakimasu..." Naruto said as his hand went to his mask before he glanced at Asuma's and Kurenai's table...
"Guys, Asuma-sensei and Kurenai-sensei are making out!" Naruto exclaimed. Everyone but his girlfriend turned to the direction as Kiba then replied, "It's a big fat... lie!"
The reason why no one else said anything was that each and every plate was empty. Naruto was masked again and Satsuki was wipping her mouth with a handkerchief.
"That was a good meal!" Naruto exclaimed as he patted his stomach. Satsuki and him were mentally laughing as they had the same thought, 'Fell for it, suckers!' While the ravenette was also thinking, 'Naru-koi's appetite is scary. Even Hinata and Choji are much more moderate. Not that it bothers me to cook for him...'
Hinata however was shocked at her friend's subtle blush. Shikamaru would've said something, but he knew first hand how vicious Naruto can be... Sometimes.
He would rather not experience it. No thank you!
"Say, Naruto, can i ask you something?" Shikamaru asked. Naruto nodded.
As they went away from the hearing of everyone else, Shikamaru asked the most important question...
"You know that Hinata used to have a crush on you, right?" Shikamaru asked Naruto who nodded. The pineapple haired boy continued, "So, why did you choose Satsuki?" Naruto simply chuckled as he replied...
"Logic have nothing to do with love, does it? Beside, Suki-hime is the perfect girl for me. I admit she can be a little edgy sometimes, but.. Let's say the Hyuga clan hates my guts. Hinata as a friend and a sister is okay. I admit I would've fell for her if she wasn't so shy. But she never took a mission with me, and you know Shika? Better them than me!" Naruto replied honestly. He then added, "Also, Suki-hime isn't just the girl I fell in love with, or the girl I had a crush on since I can remember. She's also that kind hearted girl who would never let a comrade die. She's also one genius I could barely surpass despite all the hardwork I pulled off. She's the one person that can outwit me. I've learned that neither of us could lie to the other. I've also learned that we love each other when we hitted rock bottom. I've also learned that she cares for me a lot..."
As Shikamaru didn't look convinced, Naruto's eyes changed a bit as his pupils became slittd verticaly..
"But Shika, you better keep this as a secret." It was not a favor he asked, but he ordered his friend...
"Troublesome couple. Like I really want to be soaked and electrocuted or worst..." Shikamaru replied with a small smile, Naruto nodded gratefully as he dissapeared only to reapear beside his lover...
The next day...
Naruto was sparing Itachi. Normaly, the blond wouldn't, but his, older brother (?) insisted on the spar, as he wanted the secret Senju to be ready to protect his sister. Naruto simply activated Kurama chakra mode and realised something : Now that Itachi is healed, that man is a beast, a whole league above the jonins he knew, excluding the abnormal Kakashi.
While Naruto is a very capable fighter, Itachi pulled no punches nor kicks. The Uchiha was simply one of the best shinobis that ever lived. While a few like Hatake Kakashi knew, the man does always take S-rank missions down with a terrifying speed. Shisui once said that Itachi isn't one of the best because of his Sharingan...
After about a few hours, Itachi finally called it a day.
"Naruto, now I have no once of doubt in my heart that you're the right one for my foolish little sister." Itachi said just as Satsuki arrived. He then smiled at Naruto, "You better call me 'Itachi-nii' from now on!"
Satsuki was shocked at this. Her older brother acknowledged her boyfriend? However, she was shocked as how Naruto jumped to the top of a palm tree, and took a nap. She chuckled a little before she jumped at his side, and, likewise, took a nap...
As the rest of the two teams arrived, most were surprised to see the strongest couple of genins taking a nap together, up the palm tree. Little did they realise that the said couple is always aware of their surroundings...
Surprisingly it was Jiraiya who played with them, unaware of his impending doom...
"Naruto and Satsuki are up in a palm tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then wedding, then all the NaruSatsu babies..."
Naruto was the first to punch the toad sage on his stomach, making him hunch over. Satsuki then delivered a mighty kick to his chin, making him fly upward. Then the two unleashed a savage barrage of Taijutsu attacks...
"Doubru Shishi Rendan!" The couple named their Taijutsu attack. Everyone was shocked at their flawless teamwork. Had Satsuki been a pseudo-jinchuriki, they would say it was thanks to their shared conscience...
"Remind me to never piss them off, NEVER!" Suigetsu exclaimed. He kinda felt bad for Jiraiya, but like they say, better him than me!
Naruto then took off for a deep diving training. While the Uzumaki clan was known for their swimming ability, Naruto had the lung capacity of a marine reptile. Satsuki was swimming in the normal depth. Soon enough however, she went to the beach, but stayed away from the other teams...
"Satsuki-chan, why are you away from everyone else?" Hinata asked her friend in curiosity.
"There's a good reason why most fish are afraid from Naru-koi... Even sharks!" The ravenette replied cryptically. Soon enough, sharks were flying out of the water litterally as they landed on the other teams...
"Suki-hime, I'll go and get us some fire wood... Scratch that, I'll go get a few trees..." Naruto said as he got himself out of the water...
Later that day...
"So, Naru-koi, did you forgave..?" Satsuki asked her boyfriend.
"Well, I did since we became together. Thanks to Kaa-san, I'm with the most gorgeous girl I can think of..." Naruto replied with his foxy grin. 'And one of my most important dreams..'
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at this but decided to leave it alone. Naruto and Satsuki were also.. very affectionate toward each other. Satsuki kind of hated that in Naruto as she realised that she may never get the chance of return it at the same degree. Naruto was always one step ahead of her in anything but shogi battle, as she was the only person to win against the Uzumaki...
Naruto simply inherited the tactical genius of his father and great-grandfather. However, Satsuki was able to beat Uchiha f'n Itachi in strategy once... Once!
The same Itachi that drove everyone nuts in shogi games. The same Itachi that thinks a million step ahead and leaves NOTHING to chance. The same Itachi that was said to be unbeatable in strategies...
"Say, Itachi-nii, if Tsunade-obasan wins a bet against me, what will you do?" Naruto asked his future brother-in-law. The man simply paled...
"I'll write my will..." The Uchiha said in a terrified tone that shocked everyone.
The hotel suit, Naruto and Satsuki's room, night...
Naruto and Satsuki were laying on a king sized bed. Satsuki's idea of course. After their week together, she noticed that if they sleep away from each other, they won't have a good night of sleep. Then, something struck the ravenette's mind..
"Naru-koi, can you use your... gift now?" Satsuki asked her lover in a curious tone.
"I made those trees we used to grill the sharks, no?" Naruto replied. Satsuki smiled at that. The blond continued, "Suki-hime, you want me to tell you exactly what I told Tou-chan?"
"Mhm." The ravenette replied.
"He asked me about... well, if I found the right girl so to speak. I told him about you. He told me that your mom was his teammate and one of his closest friends..." Naruto said as his eyes watered, "He told me that I did the right choice, Suki-hime. He told me that I should never let go of you..." Naruto could finish his words as he then cried more and more as a dam holding a sea of tears exploded. Satsuki held Naruto's head to her bossom, rocking her broken boyfriend and trying to comfort him...
The blond Uzumaki stopped crying, muttering a weak 'Thank you.' Before sleep claimed the emotionally exhausted pre-teen. The ravenette smiled as she held him tighly in her embrace. Soon enough, the young couple slept in that position...
The next morning...
Satsuki was giggling as she woke up before her lover. She watched him as he slept peacefully. 'Naru-koi, you're soooo adorable. No wonder that I fell for you.' The volatile girl thought. And then, the pair of cerulian orbs flared to life only to see a pair of onyx orbs. The two pairs blinked as Naruto almost jumped a few feet off her if it wasn't for the Uchiha's tight grip on him. Before he could apologise, she snuggled at him..
"Don't worry, Naru-koi. I told you that I will protect you, even from your own pain~!" The ravenette chirped in a sing song tone before she pecked him on the lips. He would've said something, but she put a finger on his lips...
"Don't you say anything, Naru-koi. If you want us to stay here, I don't mind." Satsuki said in a kind tone.
"Suki-hime, could we, er... Stay alone? Or walk in the landscapes? I think we should find somewhere nice, in the heart of nature..." Naruto said shyly only for his girlfriend to nod. The blond's eyes widdened at how much she cared...
"Of course. I mean, I feel sad for Minato-san's..." Satsuki said in a sad tone.
The blond now hugged her. Soon enough, it led to an intense make out session...
The dinning hall...
"I wonder what those two are doing now?" Kiba asked Shino who shook his head...
"You should be an idiot to think about spying on them. Naruto summoned a toad once he felt my bugs on him. Satsuki used her fire to burn them off..." Shino said in a kind of depressed tone? They couldn't tell, "Then they told us that they didn't do it but for one reason : I didn't ask their permission..."
"Maybe Naruto-kun and Satsuki-neechan are very private?" Hinata theorized. Shikamaru sighed at this...
"To tell the truth, they changed a lot. Satsuki is colder while Naruto is... terrifying sometimes. In the mission to the wave, he singlehandedly killed each and every bandit with minimal effort!" This caused everyone to turn to the Nara, shock evident in their eyes. Well, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Itachi and Shisui knew. Choji was the other witness...
"He made many clones and used the same chakra flow than Asuma-sensei to decimate them..." This revelation made Asuma realise something...
'His chakra flow is wind, and he's better than me in it!' The bearded jonin thought, "Kakashi, how strong are they?"
"Well, I... dunno? I mean they are unique?" Kakashi replied with a rheotical question, "But they are good. I say full throttle they can change the landscapes..."
Now Jiraiya flashed a camera at everyone. The toad sage grinned like an idiot, "Your faces are hilarious~!"
"What's hilarious Ero-kage?" Satsuki's voice was heard as she entered with her signature swirling vortex, aling with her boyfriend. Jiraiya was shocked to see a tinge of sorrow on Naruto's cheerful face for a split second...
'She was giving him moral support all this time? No wonder they love each other. Minato, your son does truelly have the luck of the devil!' Jiraiya thought a bit happily. "This photo!" He said as he showed the young couple the faces of everyone else. Naruto and surprisingly, Satsuki, exploded in a laughing fit...
However, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Choji, Neji and Lee found it the perfect opportunity to rip the picture to shreds. Naruto's killing intent and unrestrainable chakra soon sent them rushing to the W.C. ...
'Ooooh guys you're sooooo fucked up! Naru-kun and I will plan the pranks together!' Satsuki thought darkly while Naruto chuckled evilly...
The evening...
All the rookies, including team 7, the whole team safe Kakashi if I may add, were sitting on a hill about three miles away from the beach, watching the sunset. Naruto was holding Satsuki's hand in a firm yet gentle grip, their fingers interwined. Gaara was glaring daggers, well, swords, at Shikamaru whenever he tried to sneak to his sister, much to the amusement of Kankuro. Haku was smilling, and surprisingly, so was Kimimaro. Karin was a bit too close to Suigetsu. Choji was eating a bag of chips. Ino was chatting with Hinata and Tenten about some gossips, including how Asuma and Kurenai are an item. Shino, Kiba, Akamaru, Neji, Jugo and Lee were looking at the forest...
"Guys, I have a secret to tell you in case we have a mission together..." Naruto said with a deep sigh afterward. Satsuki squeezed his hand in a conforting and supporting manner. Jugo, Haku, Suigetsu, Karin and Kimimaro were worried about their brother's future with the other teams...
"The Kyubi isn't dead! He was sealed in a baby with a special chakra, born on that night. That baby was..." Naruto said before Kiba interrupted him..
"Who was that demon?" Kiba asked. Suigetsu was about to unseal his claymore and cleave him. Naruto glanced at him and he stopped.
"Why thank you Kiba, for thinking I am a demon!" Naruto said in a cold tone.
"So, you're strong because of it's power?" Shikamaru asked only for Satsuki to wrap him in some ninja wire...
"Don't you even dare, lazy ass!" Satsuki said with an edge in her voice, "Naru-kun reached where he is today by sheer hardwork! Beside, the only good thing he got was a gargantuan chakra reserve and stamina!" Shikamaru nodded smilling. Satsuki released the Nara heir, while the boy nodded gratefully.
"I knew he was a freak!" Kiba and Neji said.
"Oh fuck you two! You want a fight?" Naruto said as his cannines elongated (behind his mask) and his eyes became slitted. Without warning, Kimimaro bumped the Hyuga and Inuzuka on their heads...
"Heh, two idiotic trash!" Kimimaro said in an irritated tone. "Being a jinchuriki gives you a dangerous chakra that can easily kill you one day!"
Neji and Kiba apologized from Naruto who immidiately nodded at them.
"I told you so just for one reason : If you are in trouble, leave it to me!" He said while eyesmilling.
"Naruto, change with me!" Kurama said to the blond before the eyes turned to blood red...
"Oi, brats! I have a name, but only this idiot and the Uchiha know it." Naruto's voice changed as Kurama spoke through his body, "But seriously, I don't think any of you is fit to know it judging by your reaction!"
"So, you're not intending on destroying Konoha?" Choji surprisingly asked. Gaara and Kankuro laughed at this...
"Please, I can do it in a minute or a second now! Oh and Akimichi brat, you better go on a diet! Well, that or pack more muscle!" The Biju advised.
"Can I play shogi with you?" Shikamaru asked.
"Che, your loss, Nara brat!" Kurama said as he continued, "But I guess losing to the blond idiot is humiliating. So, it would feel better!"
Satsuki laughed at that. Shikamaru is a genius, but he's not like her. She was, so far, the only one who was able to say that she NEVER lost to Naruto.
"Maybe that old monkey wants to play? He's a worthy opponent.." Kurama said in an amused tone.
'Mendokuse! I guess that Naruto is a genius, huh?' Shikamaru asked himself...
Hinata, Shino, Ino, Lee and Tenten were still shocked by the fact that the same Kyubi who almost wiped their village and this same Kyubi are so different...
"Oh, and team Kakashi, you're some fine shinobis!" Kurama praised before he switched back to Naruto...
"See? Not everything is the truth! The history is full of lies!" Naruto said in an authorotive tone. "Remember this, we are shinobis, not samurais. History is full of lies. But life is full of ironies. Who could've ever thought that a descendent of Senju Tobirama and a descendent of Uchiha Madara would fall for each other?"
"NO WAY! NARUTO IS A DESCENDENT OF NIDAIME-SAMA? SATSUKI IS A DESCENDENT OF MADARA?" Ino yelled at the top of her lungs in absolute shock. Now everything make sense.
"Katon / Futon : Sennen Goroshi!" Satsuki and Naruto said respectively as they were behind Kiba and Neji. The Hyuga was ejected by a mighty burst of wind chakra while the Inuzuka was ejected with fire getting out of his ass, both yelling in agony while their jaws were stretched beyond any comical possibility...
Even Shino, Gaara and Kimimaro were having a laughing fit at their friend's expenses. Naruto then grinned behind his mask, "You know guys? We are NOT some angels!" Satsuki smirked at that...
The next day...
While spending the evening and early night at the meadowed hill was great, for sunset and star watching. Shisui and Naori's departure was heavy on Naruto's and Satsuki's souls respectively. Itachi was kinda feeling sad that his older brother figure was going back home, but he understood that their son was first.
The Uchiha heir was also thinking that his wife, Izumi, may become pregnant. He was debating whether or not telling his volatile younger sister before he decided not to, unaware that it would be his worst mistake yet?
As the adults and the sand siblings relaxed on the beach, Neji, Kiba, Choji, Shino and Lee decided to race on the beach as Shikamaru was standing near a wall. Satsuki and Naruto were swimming and diving together. Suigetsu, Kimimaro, Jugo and Haku were swimming away from the couple. Karin, Ino, Hinata and Tenten were sitting and drinking some soft drinks. Ino then begun talking...
"You know? I never thought Naruto and Satsuki would ever fall for each other..." Ino said as she put down her can.
"Me neither. I never thought that Naruto-kun have a thing for bad girls..." Hinata said meekly.
"Oi! Satsuki isn't that bad." Karin said as the three girls gave her the 'Are you kidding me?' look. "Ok, she's pretty bad, but she have her good side too."
"No, I mean, they were fighting for pretty much anything on the academy days!" Tenten said before they heard...
"And you never realised that were really gifted at acting, huh?" Satsuki said annoyed at being gossiped. Apart Karin, the girls were terrified from the Uchiha heiress...
"Oh please! I don't bite!" Satsuki said in a really irritated tone.
"No, you just Chidori whoever cause your wrath!" Hinata said bravely.
"If it was true, I would've executed you for standing between me and Naru-koi. But I did defend you because you're probably the only one who doesn't annoy me, U-chan!" Satsuki said in a cheerful tone.
Hinata giggled at this. Satsuki may took Naruto from her, but at least she loved the blond more than she could. Well, she supposed that being a single is better?
Time skip to the night before the return to Konoha...
Naruto laid in the sand, on his back as Satsuki just arrived. She was shocked that her boyfriend was exhausted by anything.
"Naru-koi, are you okay?" The ravenette asked in consern.
"Yeah. I did it! I finally mastered my futon affinity to perfection. Even Typhoon chakra. Now how am I going to improve the Hiraishin?" He asked before he fell to the blissfull unconsciousness...
The ravenette sighed as she picked him up and carried him in her arms to their hotel room. On the way, the blond snuggled to her in his sleep. She giggled as she went inside. Then, she removed all of his clothes but his boxers, putted him in the bed and tucked him in. She then removed all of her clothes but her lingeries, wore a pajama, and finally, she pecked him gently on his lips.
'Sweet dreams, my Naru-koi. If you won't wake up tomorrow, I'll carry you all the way to Konoha if I must.' She thought before she went to sleep, unaware that she will do just that...
The next day, Uchiha-Uzumaki house...
Naruto opened his eyes only to see Satsuki openning their house's door. Confused, he tried to ask her only to stop as he realised that she carried him all the way home while wearing her shinobi high heeled sandals. He mentally cursed himself how he allowed his princess to hurt herself...
Satsuki putted her boyfriend at the couch only for him to stop her. Before she could protest, he told her something that shocked her...
"Suki-hime, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused you. The least I could do now, is to aleviate your pain." His tone left no room for discussion. Before she realised, her blond bundle of light gave her the best massage she could ever ask for...
An hour later.
Satsuki blushed as Naruto finished what he called a 'Royal foot massage'. She felt great, but it wasn't fair to him. As he finished, she kissed him with passion for the nth time, before she licked the exact spot in his neck that he transform into gills, paralyzing him completely...
"S-Suki-hi-hime, I-I c-can't m-move!" Naruto stuttered as he told her. The evil glint in her eyes was beginning to terrify him...
Before he knew, she coiled her body arround him and started making-out with him. She kissed, sucked and licked that weak spot. Soon, he moaned in pleasure as he gave up resisting the ravenette's passion toward him. Why did she do that? Was it because of his love, passion, and devotion toward her?
Maybe he'll never know...
As she finished, he was panting. Damn that Uchiha heiress can be a deadly seductress to him at least. She was definetely his biggest weakness. The door bell however rang. As they both weared some slippers, they opened to find, much to their surprise, the Uzumaki clan head...
"Satsuki-chan, Naruto-kun, I'm really sorry for three weeks ago. I wanted to tell you that bastard Hiashi had got the hell beaten out of him..." Kushina said in an honest tone. Naruto however grinned...
"Nah, I've forgiven you, Kaa-chan. I mean I never told you, did I?" Naruto replied, making her hug him and Satsuki who smiled...
"But, Kushina-obasan, could you please help us pranking the Hyugas, Naras, Inuzukas, Aburame, Yamanakas and Akimichi?" Satsuki said with an evil grin...
"Oh but of course, my dear daughter dattebane!" Kushina said as she went to her infamous prankster mode...
AN : And cut! Sorry for this, but that's all I could? Well, next time an epic battle and a six mothes timeskip...