SO joy for you guys, I'm ridiculously bored right now. And unable to go out, which is probably a good thing because I was out until a ridiculous hour yesterday night. Lol.

And today at work was fun, cuz I gave blood and then almost passed out at work because I didn't eat anything. Yay me.

K here's IMPORTANT part that you have to read if you care. Lol. I have decided not to go in order on this ELEVEN PAGES OF WHAT IF-ERY that I have. So I'll be skipping around. I have also decided that after this one (cuz this ones pretty old), if I am able to PM you, I'll tell you if I do your idea. Unless your someone like Kiki or Zesty or theblkcat or Akane who I know will look. But this crazy just got crazier. XD

What If…

Roxas and Axel got stuck in Vexen's fire-proof freezer?

((as suggested by the lovely DarkDeSkull))

"I'm tellin you Rox, this'll be great!" Axel whispered conspiratorially as he snuck into Vexen's laboratory at midnight with Roxas, no doubt to impose mayhem.

"Somehow throwing a bucket of marbles all over the floor of Vexen's freezer does not sound appealing," Roxas said dryly as he followed Axel into the laboratory.

"But he'll destroy his own experiments!" Axel argued, "it would be his own fault! The plan is foolproof!" He opened the door to the freezer and peeked inside. "Man, there is some weeeeird things in here…" Axel crept inside, rubbing his arms, to peer into some of the jars. "Is that…a pair of Marluxia's underwear?"

Roxas, who was standing outside, leaning against the wall keeping watch (read: pouting), turned towards the door. "I don't believe it; let me see," he walked into the freezer to examine the supposed underwear. Unbeknownst to him, Roxas accidentally nudged the colossal door and it slowly began to creep closed behind him.

"That's not a pair of Marluxia's underwear," Roxas said matter-of-factly, "it's what happens to magazines when you drop them in starch and dye them thirteen different shades of pink."

Axel glared at him. "Otherwise known as Marluxia's underwear." He rolled his eyes. "Who would even think to do that?"

Roxas returned the glare with full force. "Who would think to throw marbles around a freezer?"

Axel sighed. "For the last time, Roxy, the plan is foolproof!"

A forceful slam was heard as the solid steel door shut behind Roxas, hitherto locking them into the freezer.

"What. The. Fuck." Roxas said, turning to stare at the door in disbelief. Axel was not alarmed, and pushed Roxas out of the way to get closer to the door.

"Never fear, my dearest Roxy, your knight-in-shining Axel is here!" he proclaimed as he sent a Flurry of Dancing fire towards the door. However, instead of melting away, the door remained spotless and pristine. Axel's jaw dropped.

"Straight shootin', slick," Roxas said dryly as he dropped to the floor.

Axel remained staring at the door in disbelief until Roxas pulled him down alongside him. "It didn't work…"

Roxas nodded at Axel as if he just graduated preschool. "Duh. I bet if I tried to attack it with my Keyblades nothing would happen either. Vexen probably has every charm imaginable on that door."

"But strangely enough, a normal lock," Axel said, sighing. He then shivered involuntarily. "It's really cold in here…"

"We'll probably be stuck here for a few hours," Roxas calculated, "Vexen won't be here until morning. Great."

Axel began shivering even more. "No, Roxy, it's seriously really cold in here…"

Roxas turned to look at Axel. His lips were already turning blue. "Axel, what…?" Roxas was only mildly cold.

"My element is flame, smart one," Axel chided gently, "of course I'm going to be affected…more…" he broke off to stop his teeth from chattering.

"But it's only vaguely cold in here!" Roxas protested, "You can't be that…cold…" Roxas noted while Axel broke into uncontrollable shivers, "Okay, you can be that cold."

"You know," Axel said, grinning through his shivers, "we can always huddle our naked bodies together for warmth," he explained.

Roxas sighed and for once did not argue as he began to unzip his jacket and remove his clothing. Axel nearly cried out in glee as his clothing came off as well.

"I swear, it's almost as if you did this on purpose," Roxas muttered as he laid out his jacket on the ground so they would not be on the cold floor.

"I stand by my foolproof marbles," Axel protested and followed Roxas to lay down on his coat. Once Axel was lying down, Roxas planted himself firmly atop him before piling the rest of their clothing over them. Axel smirked as his breath came out in short puffs of condensed air.

"See Rox?" he said grinning, "I feel warmer already…" he leaned into Roxas to steal a kiss. Roxas rolled his eyes before closing them and responding to Axel's kiss. He slowly brought his arms up to splay on Axel's chest, idly tracing random patterns. Axel's arms wrapped tightly around Roxas' waist, pulling him even closer for more warmth. Roxas held Axel down when he moved to flip their positions, however. He pulled away, smiling softly.

"You need to stay there Axel, it's warmer," Roxas reasoned before pushing down harder on Axel's chest with his hands.

Axel grinned. "I think you just like to dominate."

Roxas didn't reply before moving in for another kiss, wrapping a hand in Axel's hair.

Neither of them heard the whistling coming from outside the door.

"I swear, Vexen really needs to stop taking my undergarments for his experiments," Marluxia muttered to himself as he opened the door to the freezer with the key he 'borrowed.'

Roxas and Axel looked up, wide-eyed.

"Oh!" Marluxia said, surprised. He stared at them for a moment, winking, before turning back around and shutting the door. "Perhaps I'll come back later…"

---------------((End!))------------

WIN! I really couldn't see any other form of plot to add to make it longer really. Whee!

R AND R!

Now, my reviews tell me this quote is from Rent!

"Have you and Zexion done any role-playing involving a chef, a spatula, and a plate of linguini?"

~freaky-hanyou