AN : Hey everyone. It's that period of seeking a job and enjoying my freedom. So, whenever I can I will write till I become too busy like last time. So, enjoy. Now the timeskip is over, I will reveal just a little about this AU...
Disclaim : It breaks my heart that I don't own Naruto. Just those idea. OCs, well, fortunately I don't use them, no matter how appealing the idea is...
War on Otogakure arc
The return and the preparations
Konohagakure's gate
Uchiha Satsuki was bored to hell. The lass had became a breathtaker. Her long onyx hair, her exotic onyx-blue eyes, and her angelic face. Not to mention her figure that according to a certain snake misstress that have an obsession with dango, could make any man commit a sin. Hah, that if she wouldn't use her Raikiri to castrate the poor bastard.
She had arrived only an hour ago. She was now clad in a black skirt that reached halfway her thigh, a pair of long jet black stockings, and a sleeveless black kimono shirt. She was still paciently waiting for a certain someone.
The only man who have the right to touch her without losing his most important parts : limbs and what makes him a man. The eternal guardians of Konoha, Izumo and Kotetsu told her everything that changed, making her, well, up to date so to speak.
The young woman became also one of the strongest persons in the elemental nations. She knows only one person who could potentially rival her prowess wise. After all, an Uchiha attaining her masterity of the Rinnegan and Eien Mangekyo is rare, if not impossible. While she knows for a fact that the one who rivals her is more than able to be the one man who can look at her eye to eye and still say proudly that he is with her.
She never realised how much she missed him as she endured an endless hell for two long years away from him. She missed him like crazy. She truelly hoped that he had grown not only physically, but also mentally and as a shinobi.
She did mature. As a konoichi, she's able to analyze any situation and act accordingly. As a woman, she became as beautiful as humanly possible. Not that she is vain to think on things like that. She did grew up, being 5'6" which is definitely impressive for her age.
Then, she saw a flash arrive only a few feet away, and for a few moments, she forgot how to breath...
"Naru-kun?" The lass asked in shoc. Her shoc was simply because the young man beside her was a spitting image of his father, not only in height, well, the son was a centimeter taller, being at 5'11". But also how he arrived : The Hiraishin. He was clad in a black uniform, and Uzushiogakure flak jacket, and had a katana dangling from his left waist and a gourd from his right. Before she could say anything, she was envolopped in a hug that she would never expect...
"Suki-hime, sorry for being late. I missed you like crazy. Two centuries of pure hell dattebayo!" Naruto said in a tone that changed gradually from heartbreak to total bliss. However, the lass surprised him, and not in a good way. She punched him dead on his stomach.
"Bakanaru! Why the hell you never wrote to me, not even once?" She scolded him before she grabbed his head and pulled him into her most passionate kiss to date, making both of them blush and almost making out.
"You have no idea how I missed you." Satsuki said in a rejoiced tone. Naruto gave her a heartwarming smile.
"Suki-hime, I think we must go terrify Ero-kage..." The blond said as he teleported with the ravenette to the Hokage's office...
Hokage's office
Jiraiya was bored to hell. The routine of the routine : Doing paperwork, work on his Icha Icha Tactics, which it was ALMOST complete, he just had to refine it a little bit, and gazing wistfully to the window while wondering where his godson and his girlfriend are. Ever since the couple went training, he felt that the quality of shinobi dropped significally.
Hyuga Neji, Kaguya Kimimaro, Jugo, Yuki Haku, Hozoki Suigetsu and Uzumaki Karin were the newest batch of jonin. While Neji was undoubtelly the weakest of the group, he was also the most pridefull. While Tsuchi Kin and Uzumaki Tayuya became a chunin and Tokubetsu jonin after they were forgiven, he also knew that without their genjutsu, they won't be a big thing. For the most part.
Haruno Sakura, Hyuga Hinata, Tenten and Yamanaka Ino were some solid chunin and were some good kunoichi. Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Choji, Aburame Shino and Rock Lee were some of the best chunins. However, he felt that none of them were truelly able to be good enough. Sai was one of the many ex-Ne, and was a Tokubetsu jonin, which was speaking volumes about him...
However, his two youngest genin promoted straight to jonin were missing. They were already unbelievably strong. He really wanted to give them the title of jonin commander, like Kushina, Mikoto, Itachi, Shisui, Kakashi and Shikaku...
He was brought back to the world as two familiar persons apeared right in front of him, and with a flash...
"MINATO?" Jiraiya yelled in absolute shock. His deceased prized student is back from the grave? Wait a minute, three whiskers on each cheek?
"Naruto, Satsuki! Kami-sama, you two are so like your parents!" Jiraiya exclaimed in glee, nostalgia, and happiness.
"Yo, Ero-kage, is there any SS-rank or U-rank mission for us?" Naruto asked with mirth. Satsuki chuckled a bit before she continued..
"Well, Ero-Hokage-sama, it seems that me and Naru-koi are back, and S-rank won't be enough to break a sweat." Satsuki explained. If those words had came from anyone else, Jiraiya would've told them how arrogance and pride leads to a dusty death. However, he never felt any hint of arrogance from any of them. He decided to play with them. For now at least...
"Oh? And what can make the two of you be sure to accomplish those kind of missions?" Jiraiya asked with a hint of curiosity. Satsuki laughed a bit before she nodded at Naruto. The young man's features became much more feral...
"Oi, Jiraiya no gaki! As much as I hate to say it, those two can annihilate this village within mere seconds if they wanted to, and that's without any of my help." Kurama said wisely as Jiraiya's mouth dangled open and hit the floor, "Also, I can feel that the Uchiha have surpassed Madara with her Susano'o. As for my partner, he found a whole another league. You better ask them to spar with each and every ninja you have if you want them to have a slight chance to win... Who am I kidding? Those two have surpassed pretty much each and every shinobi I knew except for my brothers, and my father. Kehehehehe, I think it's time for us to save this accursed world!"
Jiraiya lost his ability to speak. The Kyubi himself acknowledge the strength of his container? No way in hell!
"Ok, report your progress!" Jiraiya commanded. Naruto and Satsuki simply gave him a booklet each. Jiraiya produced a kage bunshin that red Satsuki's book while he red Naruto's book. As he finished reading, he simply said one little sentence...
"Who of you two will take this hat?" Jiraiya asked. Naruto and Satsuki looked at him with an eyebrow rised each as he continued, "Well, as much as I want to remain here and honor my son figure, Minato, I just want to find a good successor. Each of you is beyond kage level. Hell, you both have surpassed each and every shinobi in the last century. Who of you will hold the hat now?"
Satsuki was the first to reply. As she simply slamed her palms on the desk.
"You know? I don't want to be Hokage now. If Naru-koi wants to, then he can have it. BUT! You should know by now why I don't want him to take the hat YET! I mean he's a juggernaut with a lot of strategies, not a damn secretary! Naru-koi, let's go back home!"
"Sorry, Ero-kage! She does have a point dattebayo!" Naruto said with a foxy grin. "But really, I guess after we do something noteworthy, you should name one of us your successor. Bah, just mastering a few Kekkei Genkais, improving Tai, Nin, Fuin, Sen and Bukijutsu is NOT enough in my book."
"Wait!" Jiraiya ordered, "Satsuki, I have an opponent for you, Yamato. Naruto, you can take on Kakashi."
The couple chuckled a bit as they knew they could entertain their kage. Why not?
"Why not?" Satsuki said with a ghost of a smile. Naruto continue, "Well, let's have abit of fun, no?"
Training ground three...
Satsuki whistled at the sheer destruction Naruto was capable of pulling off with MINIMAL effort. Yamato was a solid A-rank and she won against him with a simple stab from her sword and a glance from her Rinnegan. Naruto's battle was different. Kakashi had easily became an S-rank. However, Naruto left the village as an S-rank himself. All he did was a simple Mokuton : Kajukai Korin. The poisonous forest of flowers did knock Kakashi out for several hours...
"Having a lot of power is boring dattebayo!" Naruto whined. Satsuki giggled at his antics. The still shell-shocked Jiraiya and Tsunade were processing what the hell just happened...
"That jutsu was stronger than Ojii-sama!" Tsunade exclaimed. Jiraiya nodded dumbly.
"She knocked him out with a mere glance! A glance!" Jiraiya exclaimed as he simply announced, "Well, I guess we have TWO jonin commanders, until one of them want the hat anyways!"
Naruto and Satsuki grinned at that. However, they both glared at Jiraiya as he told them something...
"Well, Daimyo-sama wants the both of you and Shikamaru as a part of his twelve guardian ninja. What's your answer?" He said as he handed them the letters. Naruto proceeded to shred the letter to dust with a mere chanelling of wind chakra. Satsuki burned it to ash...
"We refuse! Where were they when either of our clan were massacred and slaughtered without an once of mercy, huh?" They said in unison with such rage that even Jiraiya felt that his life would end at their whim. They calmed down a bit before they both yelled at the top of their lungs, "NO!" Before they both dissapeared from their view in a lightining and a wind shunshin.
"I told you so! Now what we gonna do about our 'friend' Orochimaru?" Tsunade asked Jiraiya who sighed...
"I'll be the captain of the teams. He's my responsibility!" The toad sannin said as he shunshined away.
Uchiha-Uzumaki household
It have been two hours since the young couple arrived. They spent the night talking about their progress, making out and a quick cooking of their meal. Now Naruto and Satsuki were sitting with their finger interwined. Naruto then told her something...
"Suki-hime, I've known you since we were little kids. I've always loved you, as a friend, as a bestfriend, and as a lover. When we hit 18, we may be subjugated to the CRA. But I wanted to ask you something, or rather, the greatest favor I can ask from you. I know I'm selfish for doing this, but, once I hit 17, please, accept my proposal." Naruto said in a lovingly and almost pleading tone. He was soon pulled to a fiery hot kiss from his grilfriend who answered...
"Naru-koi, I've always loved you. I've always wanted you to be my husband, to be the father of my children. I've always wanted to spend all my days with you. Now I have you in my clutch, I'll never ever let go! You were always there for me, whenever I need anyone. I may be too selfish, but I would never let anyone hurt you!" Satsuki said lovingly after they borke their kiss.
Naruto simply cried from happiness. He never thought in his wildest dream that Satsuki loved him as much as he did. He always tried to know what kind of love they had, but it was a soulmate love.
"Hahahahaha! It seems that all your worries were for nothing! I told you that she's different! That girl have always loved you, Bakanaruto!" Kurama said mirthfully.
'Oi! Shut up Kurama! Why you are so mean to me?' Naruto yelled in irritation.
"You are much better than the two hotheads before you! Well, I guess that this Uchiha lass is definitely your soulmate. Don't lose her to anyone, and have no mercy, Naruto!" Kurama smirked at the end.
'When the time come, I swear, I'll liberate the entire continent from that curse of hatered!' Naruto thought a bit darky, only to find his girlfriend wave her hand at him...
"You were talking with Kurama again?" She stated more than asked. The blond nodded before his expression change to that of horror and sheepishness...
"Suki-hime, shall we have our first date? I'm feeling that I've became filthy rich, gorgeous lass!" Naruto asked nervously the ravenette who giggled.
"Sure, my handsome baka!" Satsuki said before she purred, "But, don't try anything naughty, Koi-bi-to-ku-n~!"
Naruto blushed as she giggled. Oh it was sooo easy to tease him. She was never happier to have such a goofball as her husband. While he was smart enough to be her lover, he was also dumb enough to be her husband, soon enough...
The bell rang as they separated from each other with Naruto opening the door for a change. He was shocked as almost all of his comrades were in the door's step. Surprisingly, it was Haku who spoke...
"Er, Naruto-taicho, could we please get in so we can greet you two back properly and strategize?" Haku asked a bit nervously as he sensed the gap between the two of them. Naruto however gave him his most heartwarming smile that was NOT reserved for his lover.
"Yes, you can ALL come in. But under one condition : Never call me 'Taicho' unless we are in a mission, okay?" Naruto said with warmth and authority.
True, everyone changed. But Jugo was the one who grew up the most by nearly a foot. He became more that two meters tall by two centimeters or an inch, at an impressive 6'8". Kimimaro and Haku became the same height, an inch shorter than Suigetsu, who became 5'10". While most of the girls were an inch shorter than Satsuki except Hinata and Tayuya. The guys were mostly at 5'7" now. But seeing the runt becoming the second tallest person and he still could grow up was kinda scary...
"Ok. I have one question for you, Naruto : How many gallons of milk you drank daily for the past two years?" Suigetsu asked in a shocked tone. Naruto laughed a bit...
"Well, about two to three gallons, and a few hundred yoghourt. Problem?" He asked his next tallest person who laughed at the yoghourt bit...
"Nah! That's cool. But you being as tall as Shisui-niichan would take some times to get used to.." Satsuki now talked her opinion about his new height.
"Well, I'm now taller than you which means, it's my sacred duty to carry you, Ohime-sama!" Naruto exclaimed much to the irritation of everyone. He also noticed something...
"Jugo, why are you wearing a cloak?" Naruto asked the giant who sighed...
"I don't think there's a shirt for me in Konoha..." Jugo said in a depressed tone...
"Guys, let's walk and talk! For now, let's find something for Jugo to wear, ok?" Naruto said in a tone that left no room for discussion. Satsuki smirked at that. Her boyfriend's kindness was perhaps what she loved the most in him.
A certain clothes store...
Naruto was irritated beyond description, just like Satsuki. This was the last hope for Jugo. Recommended by Morino Ibiki himself. But that was simply a drop for the reason why they were irritated.
The population of Konoha were simply a bunch of two faced hypocrites. Now that they knew of Naruto's and Satsuki's heritage, they were practically worshipping the ground they were walking on.
Naruto would have a few angry words with Jiraiya. While Satsuki would have a few livid words. But the matter at hand first : Find a shirt for Jugo!
"I'm sorry young man, but we don't have your size!" The clerk apologized with a nod. Jugo however was at the end of his rope...
"Mister, can I buy this curtain?" Jugo asked. As the clerk nodded, the giant simply wrapped the curtain around himself. Haku, Kiba, Naruto and Suigetsu were rolling on the ground with booming laughs. Everyone else was laughing at this.
"Man Jugo, you are very funny sometimes!" Naruto praised his friend. "We should go now and get a coffee, or tea, or a meal. Whatever you want. If it is at the Ogun Konoha or at Ichiraku, it's my treat!"
"Well, let's go, Konoha no Niju!" Satsuki said to everyone who nodded and went to the Ogun Konoha.
Ogun Konoha...
Naruto whistled as he looked at the V.I.P. corner. Yep, that would do. There was a place for twenty people. Naruto sat at one of the couches, Satsuki beside him on the further side while Haku was at his other side.
"So, let's cut the chatter : What's the most important news that we missed?" Naruto asked his comrades who, for the rest of the two hours continued to tell him in a very detailed manner.
"Konoha did change, huh? I never thought that U-chan would join the ANBU, that there were some funny guys who were ex-Ne, that every squad must have a medic, that Neji is still an arrogant prick, nor that we are almost officially unleashed on Orochimaru's ass! Things surely changed." Satsuki summerised much to the irritation to a certain Hyuga.
"Oi, Naruto, control your woman!" Neji almost yelled. Naruto simply snorted in disgust.
"Control Suki-hime you said? I never thought you are a sexist!" Naruto said in a cool manner. Tayuya laughed at this...
"Bwahahaha, yep! Naruto, you are an Uzumaki my brother! Teach this shithead a lesson for Uzu's sake!" Tayuya said with mirth. Naruto sighed at this...
"So, guys, how about this : Suki-hime will fight all the laddies, while I fight all of you gents. What do you say?" Naruto asked with a very well hidden smirk.
"We accept! Not that you can show us anything, blondie." Sai said much to the horror of Karin...
"You motherfucking idiot! Do you think we stand a chance against two Bijus?" Karin said in horror much to the confusion of everyone but Ino who also felt that Naruto and Satsuki's chakra were very, very, very supressed...
"See you on training ground three!" Naruto and Satsuki said in unison as they both dissapeared in a flash and a swirling vortex...
Training ground three, a few seconds of battle later...
"Seriously? How much were you slacking off? We are but jonin commanders and yet you lose to us?" Satsuki scolded the Kunoichis. Naruto however yelled profanities at his old classmates...
"The fuck is wrong with you guys? Only team seven have the right to say that they are jonin. And Neji? What the fuck? Why are you so fucking weak man? I mean, team seven took TWO hits to drop!" Naruto said lividly. Seriously, why the hell were they so weak? He was only using his recently mastered Hiraishin no Kekkai and Rikudo chakra mode. Nothing else but mere Taijutsu. He practically gifted them the victory on a silver plate...
"Sorry, Taicho, but you are monstrously strong!" Shikamaru said smartly. This was the wrong thing to say..
"Monstrously strong my ass! Kakashi-sensei gave me a lot more of fight and I used a damn JUTSU on him!" Naruto said in a bit calmer tone.
"Seriously, you were like a damn flash!" Kiba voiced his opinion as Naruto simply bopped him on his head.
"What did you expect? I just used my father's jutsu. Well, I admit, I improved it but still... Damn it to hell dattebayo!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Well, at least we are alive, and not six feet under or maimed!" Suigetsu said sagely.
"True, according to Kurama, I'm an SS-rank if not a flee on sight along Suki-hime. Now, we'll show you our true chakra limit!" Naruto said as he and his beloved ravenette just released their full power chakra, which in Satsuki's case generated a mighty gust, and in Naruto's case caused a crater and a lot stronger wind to be propelled, almost a hurricane level.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" Tsunade swore as she apeared along Itachi, Shisui, Hiruzen, Kushina, Mikoto and even Jiraiya.
"Er, we just showed our chakra reserves?" Naruto said sheepishly.
"We, overdid it?" Satsuki asked sheepishly.
"Overdid it? No, that was a level only found in Bijus!" Tsunade explained as Hiruzen sighed...
"Naruto-kun, Satsuki-chan, you two had just surpassed Shodai-sama and Nidaime-sama in chakra presence." Hiruzen explained. Itachi and Shisui grinned as they wiped some fake tears...
"Look at how they grow up so fast! Oh I am so proud!" Shisui said.
"I think Taichi's Aunt will be more than enough to scare away his nightmares, huh?" Itachi asked himself.
Much to the surprise of most of the witnesses, Kushina hugged Naruto while Mikoto hugged Satsuki. The young couple had blushed more than Hinata, having a crimson tint. Both then said in unison.
"Kaa-chan, this is embarassing!" Naruto and Satsuki both said while they closed their eyes.
"Oh, so Naru-chan became a man huh?" Kushina teased as her son lost conscioussness and dropped backward with a loud thud.
"Suki-chan have definetly grown up to be like her mother huh?" Mikoto said teasingly as her daughter shook her head.
"Kaa-chan, everyone think you're my nee-chan. Even Naru-koi said so. Although, he looks exactly like..." She begun before she stopped mid-sentence. "You get the idea!"
"Who looks like Naruto, Godaime-sama?" Shikamaru asked. Jiraiya shook his head.
"You better not know." Jiraiya said in a wistfull tone as he remembered his son figure. Naruto then grinned as he apeared before the toad sage.
"There, there! I know how you feel, Erokage-sama!" Naruto said as he rubbed the Hokage's back in a mock-respectful tone. Hiruzen shook his head at this...
'Yep! Minato, are you looking from above? Your son is sooo like you, even at his humor...' Hiruzen thought with nostalgia as his predecessor/successor was a lot like his son. Hell, they could be passed for twins if not for Naruto's birthmarks.
"Ok. Naruto, you head to the wave ASAP! There you'll meet Tazuna-san and he'll tell you which ships to destroy!" Jiraiya said in an authoritive tone. Naruto however had a feral grin found only on a predator that caught his prey...
"A marine sabbotage mission? Hell yeah I'm in dattebayo!" Naruto said before he closed his eyes and made a bizzare handseal before he dissapeared in a flash...
"Hm, don't you have any mission, Erokage-sama?" Satsuki asked. Jiraiya shook his head.
"Unfortunately, there's no mission that fits you. Although you can be a deadly suductress, I don't want to know what you, Kushina, Mikoto would do to me, but especially Naruto..." Jiraiya said honestly only to hear five knuckles cracking. Satsuki, Itachi, Mikoto, Kushina and Tsunade had some sickly sweet smiles, only the auras behind them was terrifying. Shisui did the one smart thing...
"Er, Hiruzen-sama, let's get out of here. Everyone, dissmissed!" Shisui said as he dissapeared in a shunsin.
A few hours later...
A heavily bandaged Jiraiya was on the Hokage's seat doing the usual paperwork. Then, unexpectidly, Naruto apeared right in front of him...
"Yo, Erokage, I did it and sank each and every ship via a combination of kenjutsu and brute force... Wait a second, what the hell happened to you?" Naruto asked then in a worry.
"Well, I made a joke about your girlfriend getting a seduction mission..." Jiraiya begun only to find that Naruto was livid...
"Hokage-sama, please, pay me right now!" Naruto said in his most controled tone. Jiraiya did just as Naruto told him. To his surprise, Naruto dissapeared with a flash, yet again. Jiraiya sighed in dismay...
Hokage monument
Naruto sat on his father's head, a sake gourd in his hand. While he usually hated drinking, he was now fifteen years old, old enough to drink if he is the jonin commander. The more he drank, the more he realised something : He really did miss his favorite ravenette, and he found it impossible to stay away from her, again...
The two years away from her was described in only one word : Hell! Each and every day he longed for her scent, for her embrass, for her kiss, for her Sukiness... He loved the side she had reserved only for him. And he knew that the longer he is away from her, the lonlier he felt. It was like a void in his heart that demands him to go and seek her.
While his training took all his time, whenever he rested even a second, his mind wonders to the most wonderfull period of time he ever had. Training, talking idly, their reactions together, their cute intimicy...
He did always view her as his rival, his partner in crime, his closest friend, his strongest weapon, his greatest power, the love he had for her...
After he finished his drink, he dissapeared with a flash. She would scold him, but it was for his own good at least...
Uchiha-Uzumaki household
"Ooooiiii, Suuuukiii-Hiiiiimeeeee!" Naruto greeted in a tipsy manner. However, he soon found out that despite the five inches he had on his advantage, and the fifty pounds, Satsuki's strength increased trmendously as she lifted him with one hand...
"Naruto-kun, you were drinking?" This was NOT a question. The blond gulped as he nodded. To his surprise, she left him to hit the ground again, much to his confusion.
"You were honest. Beside, this is your liver, and I know for a fact that you hate sake." Satsuki said, giggling as he face-faulted. "Also, I know that you want to know how angry I am..."
"Ok. On a 1 to 10 scale, how much are you angry?" Naruto asked wearily. Satsuki tilted her head as she then smiled a sickly sweet smile...
"One hundred!" She replied cutely. As Naruto became covered in cold sweat and shievered, she simply laughed at him.
"Something funny?" Naruto asked in irritation, his eye twitching dangerously.
"You! You're the best thing that ever happened in my life, Na-ru-to-koi-bi-to!" She replied giggling before she purred his name in the manner that only she can do so perfectly that it reduced the strongest Uzumaki to a pile of goo...
"Suki-hime, seriously, you are bad for my mental health dattebayo! But yeah, our relationship was the best thing that happened to me, yet. I think we still have a few occasions that would be even better..." Naruto said in one of his happiest tone. Satsuki nodded as she replied.
"You know? I think engagement, wedding, and parenthood is something that can make anyone happy." Satsuki said in an honest tone. 'Yeah, I mean, I always seen this baka as my husband and the father of my children.'
Naruto gave her a dirty look...
"So I am a baka?" He asked rheotically before he moved his hand to his heart and said in a moch hurt tone, "Why am I a baka? Is loving you a mistake?"
"No, marriying a volcano is a problem! We both have a short temper." Satsuki said as Naruto gazed at her with a raised eyebrow; "Fine! I admit, your temper is much better than mine. But still, what if we regret this? What if we break up one day?"
Naruto sighed at this. This was bound to happen.
"Suki-chan, tell me, how did you felt the past two years?" Naruto said in his no-nonsense tone. The ravenette was silent then she replied...
"Hell! I've realised that you are my closest friend, my strongest weapon and my greatest power. I swore to get strong enough to protect you..." She muttered in embarrassement.
"I have the same conclusion if you want to know!" Naruto said honestly. Satsuki smiled at this. Her smile was for Naruto the most beautiful thing that he ever seen. Her true smile that was able to warm his heart...
The night was spent making out and sleeping in the same bed. Although their sleep was interchangeable. Satsuki was a night owl while Naruto was an early sleeper sometimes...
The next day, Satsuki realised that her boyfriend was indeed a good chef. It seems that he does know how to cook anything with the bare minimum of waste. Only Naruto and Kushina and perhaps Mikoto and Satsuki have the no wasting rule...
After the breakfeast, Naruto had an evil grin. Something Satsuki took notice of.
"So, Naru-kun, what we're gonna do?" Satsuki asked in an innocent tone.
"Suki-hime, I think we should fight each other by now..." Naruto said in a tone that wouldn't take no as an answer.
"Ok. Here's the rules : No maiming nor killing!" Satsuki said in a serious tone.
"The win is by knockout or submission." Naruto said smirking.
Naruto grumbled and cursed. Satsuki won again against him. Not only that, but why the hell did he lost with a damn armbreaker? Seriously? How come he lost all his strength that allowed him just yesterday to move ships, litterally, and effortlessly?
"I still can't believe I lost!" Naruto whined. Satsuki giggled. The blond gave her the trademark Uzumaki glare, "Something funny?"
"You don't even realise what is your greatest weakness, huh?" Satsuki said as she pointed to her left eye, "This eye's Genjutsus and Amenotejikara!"
Naruto sighed in defeat as he soon got one of the traditional Satsuki's kisses. She whispered in his ear after five long minutes...
"Don't worry, Naru-kun. I know that you're the ONLY one who can win against me." She then nibbled on his ear and dragged him to their house, again.
"Suki-hime, am I your prisoner?" Naruto asked, and to his surprise, the ravenette nodded happily, "I don't mind. I'd rather be in your clutches than anyone else's!"
Ok. This was the last thing she expected. The Uzumaki Naruto who hated shackles and bounds more than anything, the same man that tears his bandages because they take away his freedom, the very man that hates to be told what to do on a mission, accepted his imprisonnement?
"Who are you and what the fuck you did to my Naru-kun? I swear if you don't reply..." Satsuki glared at him with her soul-piercing Rinnegan. Naruto then raised his arms in defence...
"Suki-hime, it's me. I just don't want to stay away from you unless we have two different mission, okay?" Naruto said honestly a bit afraid from her temper.
"I see." She said as she then tried to punch him only for him to counter her with a punch of his own...
After they realised EXACTLY how much love and devotion each had for the other, Satsuki looked down in shame.
"I'm sorry for doubting you, Naru-kun!" She apologised. Naruto immidiately wrapped her in a hug.
"Suki-hime, I think that I'm not worthy..." Naruto said in a sad tone. The ravenette glared at him again before she pinched his cheeks.
"Oi what was that? Sheesh, you underestimate yourself a lot! Really, grow some confidence Naru-kun!" Satsuki chidded him like a mother would to her child...
"Hai, hai!" Naruto practically turned her off as she nagged him for a few minutes...
Meanwhile, Yakiniku Q
"I told you, Naruto is terrifying. I mean he beated the hell out of us with minimal effort!" Kiba whined at Suigetsu who sighed at this.
"He was holding off. Che, are we some fragile toys?" Suigetsu asked Haku who shook his head.
"No! Naruto is simply too kind to kill us. Yet he's as lazy as Shikamaru sometimes, no offence!" Haku said while smilling.
"Like I care. This is troublesome, but I don't want that guy pissed off at our asses. Where's Sai by the way?" Shikamaru gave his opinion.
"That little fucker! I swear, we drowned him, beated the shit out of his sorry pale ass, and yet he's still alive somehow. Sakura, how much was he injured?" Tayuya asked her friend.
"Well, I say he will take a good week in the hospital. Seriously, and Satsuki became a monster." Sakura said in a deflated tone.
"Maybe that's why she and Naruto-kun are together. I mean they are terrifyingly strong. Something was pushing them all their lives..." Hinata said in a respectfull yet quite tone.
"Naruto's my friend and I'm happy for him. He can't use that power for evil. Satsuki however is a powerfull loose canon sometimes..." Choji said. He was kinda weary of the ravenette as he didn't knew her enough personally.
"Don't say that, Choji. I mean, Satsuki was kind enough not to draw her sword at us. Neither Naruto di use a single tool, just Taijutsu..." Ino analysed. As much as she loved gossips, she didn't want a short-tempered Uchiha to beat her all the way to death's doorsteps. Oh no, not tonight!
"Guys, they are two jonin commanders, we should've declined!" Jugo said wisely.
"Maybe, but then again, they were close to our level back in the day. Whatever the training they went through, it was probably inhuman!" Karin said in a dejected tone.
"Like any of us is like those civilians, huh?" Kimimaro asked no one in particular.
"No, we have the power of youth at our disposal my friends!" Lee said with passion.
"Sorry Lee, did you say something?" Neji finally decided to use Kakashi's tactics with Gai.
As Lee cursed Neji's new hip and cool attitude, everyone face-faulted. They found AT LAST the ultimate cure to the curse of youth...
"Hey ladies and gents, just to tell you that if you want, we can all head to the onsen, my treat!" Naruto said from above, putting the fear in all of his friends hearts before he dissapeared as they gazed up.
"Now I'm heareng things!" Karin said as she shook her head. Soon eighteen 'Me too' was chorused until...
"Nah I'm serious with the offer everyone!" The same voice said again, and again it dissapeared.
"This is soo annoying!" Tenten said this time.
"You tell me!" The voice of Satsuki was heard and again, it dissapeared.
On the roof, Naruto and Satsuki were chuckling at how their friends still didn't understand what exactly happened. Futon Kage Bunshin was a useful jutsu...
After a quick dip at the onsen, Naruto and Satsuki were kinda embarassed...
"Now guys, you know exactly why I was facing away?" Naruto said in an irritated tone.
"I told you to leave him alone!" Jugo, who was soaking said in a wise tone.
"Mendokuse! Naruto, are you sure that the Kyubi is not a horse demon?" Shikamaru said sarcasticly...
"I'm feeling sorry for whoever marries you, especially if the rumor that the Uzumakis have an unbelievable sex drive is true!" Suigetsu said in a mock sympathy.
"Guys, for the last time, mine is nothing special. It's not a damn clasper at least!" Naruto said in a really irritated tone...
On the other side, Sakura plunged to her eye level...
'I'm really envious of Hinata's and Satsuki's chest. Satsuki is much bigger than me, Ino, Karin, Tayuya, Kin and Tenten combined!'
"Well, the ladies with Dojutsu does have some big... You get the idea!" Satsuki said shamelessly.
After the bath, Naruto and Kimimaro had a small milk drinking contest. Amazingly, Naruto won.
"Wow, you're the second to win!" Suigetsu said praisingly, "The first is the one and only legendary queen of gluttony, Hinata!"
Satsuki, who was drinking some milk, spitted it out right at Sakura's face before she apologised and glanced at Hinata..
"Girl, seriously? You got that nickname?" Satsuki asked in total disbelief. The Hyuga fidgeted nervously...
"I-I just ate 46 bowl of ramen, a few kilos of meat, that's all..." Hinata said shyly. Satsuki chuckled at her expression.
"Well, I guess we're alike. Kinda. I mean whenever I'm hungry I eat a lot. But seriously, how can anyone but Naruto eat more than 40 bowl of ramen?" The ravenette asked the Hyuga as she patted her head...
"I... have a strong appetite?" Hinata asked shyly as Naruto laughed at this...
"Well, trust me, after starving, I can eat for hours at an inhuman rate. The record was about a ton of fish..." Naruto admitted, making everyone shocked at this, even Choji and Jugo...
"What? It's just a thousand kilo of fish. It was about ten meals..." Naruto said as everyone but Satsuki face-faulted.
"Suki-hime, tell them that I'm NOT a glutton, am I?" Naruto said, crestfallen and depressed.
"Great! Thanks guys! Thanks girls! You broke my boyfriend! What am I supposed to do? Murder each and everyone of you now?" Satsuki said with a LOT of bloodlust evident in her eyes as everyone ran away for dear life. An overprotective lover is as terrifying as a hungry T-Rex they said...
A few days later
Naruto sat on the porch, thinking about one thing only : How to make two elders dissapear? So distracted by his thoughts that he didn't notice Satsuki who hugged him from behind.
"A ryo for your thoughts?" Satsuki asked her boyfriend who sighed a heartbreaking sigh. She knew at that moment that something was wrong.
"How to make those two old leeches dissapear?" Naruto said with a venomous tone.
"I think I got an idea. But first, we gonna need some help." Satsuki said mischiviously. Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, since you're better than me at anything that requires a flawless plan, I'll just listen." Naruto said in a serious tone.
"Well, Karin will get a huge potato sac, as big as it can get. Jugo and Kimimaro will get about six stray dogs, bait them with meat, Suigetsu and Karin will get us about six stray cats, bait them with fish. Well, of course the baits does have a strong knock-out agent. Then you and I do it!" Satsuki said in an evil, mischivious tone that promises a LOT of pain.
"I think I'm gonna marry an evil genius! Not that I mind that I'm gonna marry a hotter than the sun evil genius who's also the sweetest girl I ever met, hehehehehehe..." Naruto said with a predatory grin before he chuckled darkly...
AN : Hehe, I guess we all know where this will be going? Well, between the snake and the three old rotten trees, Naruto and Satsuki's hands will be tied for a bit of time. Sorry to be late, I was kinda sick. Anyways, I might write another Naruto x fem! Sasuke fanfiction. This time an insane AU...
Well, if you love the NaruSatsu pairing, there's a few fanfics that I recommend. Well, P.M., review. Do whatever you want, just if you're gonna flame me, DON'T INSULT MY PRECIOUS PEOPLE!
Take care my dear readers, please bear with me? Aj out for now...