I am so bored. Good for you people. Lol. Go check CoB, I updated it and find the reviews lacking. XD That's why I try to update in pairs, because people check both that way. Anyway, we are approaching a thousand here people! I need suggestions for celebration!

In lieu of the last chapter, I need to share Akane's lovely rhyme with you:
Listen, writer, keep on going, you'd do well to stop this slowing.

Thinking in my bed each night, I dream requests for you to write!

Write more of Akuroku jokes, potions going up in smoke.

Or perhaps of four again, the bad guy surely sometimes wins.

Eleven and his tales gay (happy), born to make men go astray.

Or maybe, writer, you like best, the stories made for honest jest!

But heed me writer, listen here, lend me quick your wizened ear.

Tarry not and write more soon, more of Saix and his moon,

more of Xemnas and his dreams, more of Demyx and his sea,

more on Akuroku love, more on heart-shaped moons above.

Keep on, writer, and rejoice! People love your written voice.

::run around flailing in squee:: That is win. XD

So anyway, I feel my lols haven't been up to par in a while. I hope this chapter will meet my expectations. ::sniggles::

What If…

Roxas was extremely bored, and became very suggestive

In a really inappropriate situation?

((as suggested by the dear uppiguppi))

Roxas rolled over to his beeping alarm clock, casually hitting the off button. He sighed to himself as he dressed for breakfast. Another boring day. Wake up, breakfast, Axel hits on me, mission, Axel hits on me, lunch, Axel hits on me--…

He stopped his predictable train of thoughts as an idea struck him. Waaait. What if I…shuffled that order around? I'm sure the day would be more interesting.

Roxas almost skipped to breakfast with an evil glint in his eye.

--------------------((Here we go))-------------

Sausage. Pancakes. Milk.

Breakfast.

Roxas was well prepared for when Axel tiredly crashed into his seat across from him.

"Mornin, sunshine," Roxas sat, winking as Axel sat down. Axel confusedly raised an eyebrow and reached for the coffee.

"Morning, Roxy," he replied scatchily, "I never knew you to be so…chipper in the morning," he commented.

"You'd be surprised," Roxas said mysteriously as he began to tuck into his breakfast. Axel looked at him quizzically and took a sip of his coffee before striking up a conversation with Demyx.

This ought to get his attention, Roxas thought to himself before picking up his sausage with the fork. He cleared his throat softly, making sure Axel was paying attention. Axel turned away from Demyx to glance at Roxas, who seemed to be contemplating all the particular facets of his sausage.

"Roxas, what are you doing?" Axel commented, slowly gaining his first caffeine buzz.

Roxas ignored him as he tentatively put the tip of the sausage in his mouth. Axel twitched involuntarily. What the hell is he doing… Axel nodded absently to whatever Demyx was saying, his attention focused solely on Roxas.

Here we go, Roxas said, hiding a grin. Roxas continued to suck on the sausage before sucking the whole thing into his mouth whole, chewing thoughtfully. Axel, who was taking a sip of coffee at the time, coughed violently. Demyx, innocently unaware of the exchange, thumped his hand against Axel's back.

Next, Roxas thought cheerfully, as he cut a small square off his pancake and saturated it in syrup. Axel, who had recovered somewhat, tried to resume his conversation with Demyx. He still, however, kept a careful eye on Roxas, who slowly brought the pancake square to his lips. A drop of syrup was in danger of falling into his lap; Roxas' tongue shot out of his mouth and licked away the drop.

Axel twitched violently, sending his coffee falling into his lap. He stood as he grabbed his napkin, cursing. Demyx raised an eyebrow at Axel's deathly habits this morning, but said nothing.

Roxas nearly cackled with glee. And now for the final touch. Roxas then took a huge swig of milk, leaving a thick white moustache on his lips. He then slowly licked it off, smacking his lips and winking. Axel stood up, expression unreadable, before storming out of the cafeteria.

Roxas burst into laugher.

Demyx, however, was clearly confused. "What'd I say?"

-----------------((The End))--------------

Ahahahha Oh man. ::dies laughing:: Short, but I cannot continue. I now challenge you to go count the one liners. I lolled.

LEAVE LOVE!! ::goes to make pancakes::

Last was indeed The Cookie Sutra:

"Why the hell would someone have sex on the side of the road?" he continued, more to himself.

Sora, unfortunately, heard him. "Many reasons Riku! Don't you remember that one time it was hot and the air conditioner was broken so we—"

"Yes, Sora, I remember," Riku said quickly, cutting him off before more people stared at him.

~freaky-hanyou