"Sasuke!" screamed Naruto like the preschoolers who are on Barney when that 6 foot dinosaur who was probably Ryan Snipes cosplaying was chasing them, about to rape them with his purple cotton dick,"I really didn't mean to stalk you! You looked so sexy on the floor, rolling in your dingleberries, but that isn't why I came over!"

"Ok, so why did you bust down my door univited, dush, huh!" asked Sasuke, who flipped his dry emo hair out of his zitty face; it had split ends and it frizzed up like an afro. He looked like a chink mixed with a nigga. He used the best hair care products like Garnier and Suave shampoo, while Naruto used Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo on his yellow hair. But, Sasuke's face looked like the surface of the moon with so many craters. He seriously needed to buy some Neutrogena or Proactive and scrub his face with sand paper.

However, Naruto seriously did not care about the condition of Sasuke's skin because he thought it was sexy nonetheless, even though he looked like a beef-cake with a moon pie on top.

"I came into your house to tell you about what happened this morning!" said Naruto excited, jumping up and down in an attempt to make his titties laugh, but nothing. Sasuke scratched his and they started to laugh real nasally like Fran Drescher on the Nanny.

"Yeah? What?" said Sasuke, scratching them again, making them laugh like Will Smith when he was smoking a blunt. "What is so fucking important that you had to burst into my house and watch me in a very sensual moment? I was thinking of the time a cement block when up my asshole."

"Anyways," started Naruto, jealous of Sasuke's titties because they laughed, but then he saw Sakura rub hers sexily with her bubblegum pink fingernails, making them laugh in glee like Oprah when fried chicken was placed in front of her.

"I went to cock-block like a square fucking male chicken. I got up, and rubbed my nipples against my sexy Ikea sheets, when all of the sudden, I remembered a dream I had about you. You have to hear it!"

Sasuke cocked his eyebrow and started rubbing his asshole, followed by a moist fart, which urged him to sniff his fingers. "That fart smells a lot like the Hamburger Helper I ate last night with a corn on the cob," he said, getting hungry for some shrimp asshole.

"What did you dream about THIS time? Can't you seriously dream about something else besides me? Not that I don't admire the attention, but you always dream of me." Sasuke added, having the urge to call Naruto a "turkey ass."

"Ok, so this is what I dreamt of," began Naruto, letting out a juicy fart that vibrated his butthole, causing him to blush and giggle. "You and I were in a hot air balloon above the Arctic circle off the cost of Norway, and we were making out on the edge of the balloon basket. All of the sudden, I saw a polar bear, so I pulled down my tight emo jeans and a turd flew outta my ass and landed right on the polar bear! You then pulled down your tight panties and shitted on a beluga whale, then we rubbed our dookie filled asses together, smearing the shit all over our buttcheeks, and then you pounded me in my tight, shitty, brown asshole."

"Wow, that is by far THE most random dream that you ever had of me," said Sasuke, farting again. "That could never happen; for starters, you don't have a pair of tight emo jeans, and second of all, where would we find a hot air balloon?"

"I didn't think about that," said Naruto, "but when I woke up, I heard my furniture singing Blue Berry Yum Yum! I was so scared, so I pulled out my revolver and shot the couch."

Sakura had nothing to say, so she just farted really loudly and queefed, expelling her period. It ran down her legs and covered her Hello Kitty socks. She started to queef, whining how she had to fly all the way to Africa to buy them. It had African dung beetles all over them but she didn't care. She loved elephants.

"Naruto, crack is one hell of a drug," said Sasuke, "I should know."

They all three farted simultaneously, dingleberries flying out of their asses as they did so. "So what do you want to do today?" asked Sakura, smiling and giggling, followed by her titties laughing as well.

"Let's go to the Olive Garden," suggested Naruto, grabby his saggy stomach.

"Hell yeah!" yelled Sasuke and Sakura in unison.

"I need to shower first, though," said Sakura, running upstairs to get inside her pink shower.

"I should too, because my ass stinks from all the dingleberries I've laid today," said Naruto. "How about we meet back here in an hour?"

"Ok," they both said, so Naruto started to head back home, but then, he had a creepy desire to see Little Bill and Elephant and laugh at that motherfucker. He walked down the street and pulled out his hot pink ipod and started to play "Slob on my Knob" by 3 6 Mafia. As Naruto was about to turn on the street, he heard yelling; it sounded like that chubby girl April.

He decided to investigate, so he hid behind a dumpster so that she wouldn't see him. He all of the sudden saw her carrying a knife and was chasing someone. It was no one other than Neji!

"You lying motherfucker!" screamed April, trying to run like Wilma Rudolph, trying her best to slice Neji's hideous neck. "You shave your pubes like a fucking fag? I should've known better not to trust you!"

"Please, let me explain!" pleaded Neji, but failed because April was still chasing after him. He pulled out a steriod pill and ran 3 times faster, easily out running her fat ass. She was exhausted, like Chouji when he tried to run in the Olympics. She gave up running and ended up bending over, exposing her dark chocolatey ass to the world; it was bumpy, like it had zits all over it, and flies were swarming around it. She strained really hard as she let out a loud juicy fart that lasted for 27 minutes. She then strained once more, letting a peice of shit fall out of her ass that was longer than her house. She pulled back and screamed in her ghetto voice, "DAMN! No wonder I've been having stomach pains! And here I was, thinkin' I was pregnant." She bent over again, farting a little, letting a dingleberry fly out and hit the window of a house before chasing after Neji once more.

He then saw Neji's queer-looking ass keep on running in the direction of Naruto's neighborhood; where was Neji going? He didn't live in that area. The yellow haired queer shrugged and decided to go home and take a shit and a shower.

He finally made it towards his house and saw that his upstairs window was opened.

"That's weird," said Naruto, "I don't remember leaving that open." He scratched his anus, then twisted the door knob and went inside and headed upstairs.

He took of his shitty jumpsuit and threw it in the laundry room which was filled with about 23 other jump suits he never has had time to wash. He went into the bathroom and saw that someone was in there!

That someone was no one other than Phillip Blackwell. As we introduce this new character, keep in mind he is a distant relative of Naruto with the same shitty problems... literally. Phillip walked out from behind the washing machine and let out a large fart which stained his white tighty-whities a greenish brown color. He blushed and went back to his native habitat behind the washing machine. Meanwhile, across town, Allen Eastridge was finishing up giving Caitlyn More-ass a "white face" and finished working on his car, was walking to that very laundromat playing "We're Not Gonna Take It" composed by Twisted Sister, on his cassette player. Better known as a Walkman to the more yellowish people. As Allen walked into the laundromat he was ASTONISHED that they had a ghetto ass pac-man machine from like 1982 and started poppin' dem quarters.

As Allen was playing his favorite game on the side of the 1980's, he was unaware that Ryan Snipes was mopping that floor... because that his job. Poor little nigga. Anyways, he got a bit too close to the machine and popped the cord out of the back. It was a nerdy white guy with no friends and jacks off 4 times a days worst nightmare. Allen got so pissed when the machine turned off he started shaking the machine violently to try and get them quarters back because he is so cheap. When he finally realized it was the fat nigga that had turned the machine off, he started yelling and shit and making dumb points that have nothing to do with whats happening and Caitlyn started kicking her legs. Caitlyn jumped up and down in anger like the little midget she was, barely jumping as high as Allen's hip. The fat nigga started to shit his pants as he awaited what was coming to him.

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AN: I know you loved it.